erich wakes up in an igloo he improvised from the ice cubes in the freezer...it was a tiny igloo and he may not have actually fit inside it,but it was on the night stand next to his bed.he puts on trousers and a wife beater and makes his way downstairs. there he grabs a bag of oreos and a bottle of vodka,breakfast is served.

Bianca gets up and decides to watch tv.

Eilidh smiles and yawns, speaking in a croaky voice.

"Can I have cookies?"

Eilidh chuckles as he pinches her cheek.

"I might get milk instead of vodka though"

Eilidh takes the glass and starts laughing.

"Is that a rude word?"

erich wanders outside and leans against the bubbling hot tub. he pulls a "cigar" from behind his ear and lights it.he takes a mighty drag and holds it while dropping trousers and hopping in the water.

erich:*exhaling* ah.this is the life,i am exhausted from doing fuck all and sitting in a hot tub.it really doesnt get better.* takes another hit and sinks further into the tub.soon his cell phone ringing jars him from his buddah like calm.*

erich: *picking up the phone* yup?

erica:whatcha doing?

erich: sitting in the hot tub,getting high as fuck.you?

erica: same..except its a bathtub and im not smoking,and nina is with me.uh...can i tell you something?

erich: *flicking the remains of paper mache minnie out of the tub* if i say no,you're gonna tell me anyway.

erica: word. mistress hess tells,she never asks.*giggles* you know i was just playing the other night,right? i dont care who you pass time with...except for chloe.i hate her.

erich:*laughs* you evil,evil woman! you really had me going.

erica: what can i say? i am good at what i do. i was trying to add.....drama to this show. i wanted to wait till the show was over to tell you,but our fans were starting to throw
things at me....unclean things.

erich:dog doo?

erica: sometimes without a paper bag. that is just wrong.i'll tell you more later,i hate my conversations being broadcast on tv.see you when you get out . byyyyyyeeee* kisses phone*


erich smiles,then accidently drops the phone in the tub.

erich: fuck! oh well.i never use the damn thing anyway.


erich smokes more and turns the tub's heat and bubbles up till it looks lke prehistoric times.

erich nods off in the hot tub,his limp body slips under the water.seconds later,he comes up gasping. he runs inside,fully convinced the hot tub tried to kill him.

erich:*gasping and coughing up water. damn...
tub.....nearly killed ....me.*looks down* and it would seem i lost my pants.*wraps lower half in old "seventeen" mags*

Eilidh comes in looking sad and sits on the counter beside the stove.

Eilidh tries a little smile but can't manage.

"I'm sad...this is our last full day in here."

Bianca is eating a bag of chips in the living room. She starts to count the tiles on the floor our of boredom.