Seeing people ejected from LA nightclubs is nothing new for the millions who inhabit its glorious streets every weekend, but how often do you get the chance to see someone thrown from a party they themselves were hosting? This was exactly the fate which befell hardcore singer Cal Anderson on Wednesday night, when the wannabe rockstar was "forcibly removed" from Crystal Club in the city following a string of incidents in which it is believed he upset other party-goers with controversial topics of conversation.
The frontman of hardcore punk nobodies
Alibis Are For The Weak is said to have targeted various groups of female revellers throughout the course of his tirade against censorship, which saw people leave the party out of disgust at what the host thought was acceptable.
The party was being held to celebrate the hardcore band's first support slot in LA, with the San Francisco outfit having played under thrash metal quintet SoloWick earlier in the evening in The Basement, situated in the building attached to the Crystal Club. A spokesman for the band said that they had hired out the whole club in order to let their fans have the chance to show their appreciation, and for the band to thank the fans for the lobbying "f**k the system" campaign which saw them added to the bill for the concert late on.
Crystal Club owner Bryonny Tomkins told Culture Uncut that the unsavoury scenes which unfolded throughout the night had left the security at the club with no choice but to eject the singer from the premises.
"We received a series of complaints throughout the night from a number of female patrons who said that the man in question had made them feel uncomfortable by talking about "sick" subjects all night. Regardless of who had booked out the room, there were paying customers in the club on the night, and we cannot allow the reputation of our business be put at risk by the actions of people who want to make a name for themselves."
The club mogul refused to comment on the subjects which had led to Anderson's ejection from the premises, but Culture Uncut spoke to the man himself on the phone this morning, when he explained his actions in full.
"I didn't see all that many problems with what I had said," the singer explained to us. "I merely walked up to a group of four girls, whom I heard discussing some shit about diamond encrusted jewellery. My input was to suggest that they may want to escort me to my hotel room, and I would personally see to it that they all left in the morning with a sizeable blood encrusted ring each..."
When pushed on the other topics of conversation which saw him asked to leave, the frontman said that he had asked various people if they had ever had a sexual fantasy about living in Jozef Fritzl's cellar, as well as enquiring as to "what animals turned people on most".
Anderson denied accusations that he had been drinking or ingesting any form of drugs, adding: "I'm just me, I say what I ******* like!"
