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(OOC: IMO my best rp in a long time. Took a while for me to pull it together so please read it. Thank you!)  Ellen: My first guest today has sold over 85 million records world-wide. She just got off her world tour which has grosses over 100 million dollars world-wide. And is about to re-release her latest album Reveal. Ladies and gentlemen please welcome to the show, Tisha Jackson!
Tisha Jackson’s hit song Featuring Girl Spice, History plays and Tisha Jackson walks out. Tisha is dressed in a fusion of orange and red dress. She continues to walk down the steps carefully because she has 6 inch heels on. She smiles and waves at the audience as they applaud loudly. She smiles and makes a heart at them with her hands. Tisha continues to walk to Ellen. She finally reaches the main stage and gives Ellen a huge hug. They exchange a couple of words smiling and she waves at the audience one more time smiling before sitting down.
The audience continues their applause and Tisha breaks the silence by saying. “Hi everybody!”
The applause stops and Ellen, starts mimicking Tisha’s dance moves and says, “God, I wish I can dance like that.
Tisha: You can. I am just going to warn you now, I am not the best dancer, but I’ve been training for about two years seriously now. So that’s why I think my last tour is my best so far.
Ellen: If I learn how to dance like that will you take me on tour with you next time?
Tisha: You love to dance. I see you dancing your tail off in the audience. And last time I was here you’d said you’d come out I didn’t see you at any of the shows.
Ellen: I thought I already did.
*Audience laughs at Ellen’s joke referring to her sexuality*
*Tisha looks confused on why the audience is laughing*
Ellen: I thought I came out already!! Darn, I have to do that again.
Tisha: *Laughs hysterically while holding her stomach*. Oh I get it! I meant a show though.
*She points to the audience and says* You guys are silly! Haha.
Ellen: Let me ask you a question cause we do a lot of karaoke on this show. Do you ever go to bars and sing karaoke? Cause people would flip out if you all of the sudden got on stage.
Tisha: Haha. You know I do go to bars often, but I’ve never sang karaoke there before. I must accomplish that though [Tisha says jokingly].
Ellen: You should do it. Because people really get into it especially the more they drink. But believe it or not there are actually professional karaoke singers who can really sing but that’s just how they do it.
Tisha: [Looks at Ellen confused and says] Oh I didn’t know people sang karaoke professionally.
Ellen: Yeah they do!
*The audience laughs*
Ellen: It was just a suggestion.
*Tisha breaks her silence and says, Oh*
*The audience laughs at her modest response*
Ellen: Are you dating anyone right now?
Tisha: No I am single. I am not dating any one right now [Tisha says cheerfully].
Ellen: You’re so beautiful, I imagine that guys would be intimidated by you.
Tisha: I would say at times. At times it could be intimidating. But then I realize that it’s not good because I like a guy who can take charge and stand up to me.
Ellen: Do you like men who are more shy and charming or men who are more aggressive?
Tisha: I like when men are aggressive, but still remain mysterious, but are sweet at the same time. But I like a man to be sure of himself. Know his role, know that you’re the man and I am the woman. I can’t play both roles. I can’t be the man for you.
*Audience laughs*
Tisha: As much as I could I don’t want to have to be. I am the man at work all day.
Ellen: So we play your tour mate and good friend, Dominic Brown’s music here all the time.
Tisha: Oh do you?
*The audience laughs at Tisha*
Ellen: Yes.
Tisha: That’s good. I love Dominic. He’s a good friend.
Ellen: Are you dating him?
*The audience laughs at Ellen’s question and a big picture of Dominic comes onto the screen*
Tisha: [Laughs hysterically and yells jokingly] Ellen I thought I told you I am not dating?!!
Ellen: So you’re not dating Dominic Brown?
*The audience laughs*
Tisha: [Says innocently] Nooo Elleeeen.
Ellen: Switching gears, I love to commend you on your girl power anthem. You did History last year along with GirlSpice and now you’re back with a new track called Hallelujah. Which I just heard and it’s amazing. I love it!
Tisha: Thank you Ellen! You know it’s a song that is very dear to me. And I love writing for my ladies because I want them to know I have all of our backs and I will do whatever I can do to make sure we are treated fairly. I am a stern believer in equal rights, and I’ll put it like this. This song is for anyone who has ever been denied that,
Ellen: That’s such a good message for all people. I love that. We have more with Tisha Jackson we’ll be right back!
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*The show is back from commercial break and Ellen begins to talk*
Ellen: So earlier this week I came to Tisha to ask her if we can do a prank monologue together and she agreed. So we filmed this clip your about to see yesterday afternoon across the studios. And in the clip Tisha is pretending to conduct an interview with a possible applicant to become her assistant. The applicant name is Brady. In the clip I am feeding Tisha lines on crazy things to say to him the entire time and she says them and you just have to check out his reactions. [Ellen begins to giggle]. So Brady doesn’t know he is on a fake interview with Tisha Jackson. Roll the clip.
(OOC: So basically I saw this old clip of Jennifer Lopez on The Ellen show where they play a prank on someone and I wanted to do my own rendition of that on here. I hope you all understand what I am tring to do. Here's the clipof what this RP is based on)
Tisha = Red
Ellen = Blue
Brady = Green
Ellen: So Tisha Jackson is in an office across the street from us, Tisha are you there?
Tisha: [Tisha says very innocently] Yesss.
Ellen: Alright great so let’s do the prank. So Tisha is in the office and is going to conduct a fake interview with Brady. Now I am going to feed her crazy lines to give him to see his reaction. Tisha I am warning you I am going to make you look like a real diva. Okay, here he comes, Say that I am Tisha Jackson or TiTi for short. [Audience roars laughter]. Just go through those names and say, but call me Miss Jackson.
[Brady begins to walk in thinking it’s a real interview and doesn’t know it’s a prank]
Ellen: Be a little melodramatic and startled when he walks in.
[The applicant opens the door and enters the office with Tisha. He puts on a big smile and says…] “Hey how’s it going I’m Brady.”
Tisha being melodramatic yells “Ahhhhhhhhh!” Then smirks and says, “You gave me a fright” The guy looks confused on whether to shake her hand and says “Sorry” in an apologetic way. Tisha stands up and shakes his hand and says, “No it’s cool, these are just temporary offices.” She then tells him to be seated.
Tisha then introduces herself [as Ellen told her to]. “Hi, I’m Tisha. TiTi. TiTi from the BK. Brady the applicant cuts her off and says, “Yes, I am very familiar”. Tisha then says, “But you call me Miss Jackson”.
[Ellen feeding Tisha lines]: Are you familiar with my work?
[Tisha repeating the lines Ellen feed her]: Are you familiar with my work?
Brady: I am actually, yes…
[Ellen feeding Tisha lines]: Great, Great, Great, Great, Great, Great.
[Tisha repeating the lines Ellen feed her]: Great, Great, Great, Great, Great, Great.
[Ellen feeding Tisha lines]: Are you intimated by a strong, beautiful, proud Latina / African-American woman?
[Tisha repeating the lines Ellen feed her]: Are you intimated by a strong, proud, beautiful Latina / African-American woman?
Brady: I actually am not.
[Ellen feeding Tisha lines]: Great, Great, Great, Great, Great, Great. Greeeat, Greeeaat, Greeeaaattt.
[Tisha repeating the lines Ellen feed her]: Great, Great, Great, Great, Great, Great, Greeeat, Greeeaat, Greeeaaattt.
[Ellen feeding Tisha lines]: Have you’ve ever been the assistant to any celebrities before?
[Tisha repeating the lines Ellen feed her]: Have you’ve ever been the assistant to any celebrities before?
Brady: No, but you know I’ve worked on several… [Ellen tell Tisha to cut him off]
[Ellen feeding Tisha lines]: I AM A HUGE STAR!
[Tisha repeating the lines Ellen feed her]: I AM A HUGE STAR! Like SO BIG!
Brady: Absolutely… [Ellen tells Tisha to cut him off once again]
[Ellen feeding Tisha lines]: Internationally known, Pop royalty.
[Tisha repeating the lines Ellen feed her]: Internationally known, pop-star royalty.
Brady: Ummmm, I was saying, I haven’t worked with anyone in entertainment as of yet… [Ellen
tells Tisha to cut him off again]
[Ellen feeding Tisha lines]: Oh, I see. That’s not good. I see, I see, I see.
[Tisha repeating the lines Ellen feed her]: Oh, I see. That’s not good. I see, I see, I see.
*Brady continues talking, “But I know I have the endurance and strength to do this job. Ellen tells Tisha to cut him off once again*
[Ellen feeding Tisha lines]: Oh, I see. I see, I see, is that right? I see.
I am sorry what were you saying, I was looking at something on my computer. Continue.
[Tisha repeating the lines Ellen feed her]: Oh, I see. I see, I see, is that right? I see. I am sorry what were you saying, I was looking at something on my computer. Continue.
[Ellen feeding Tisha lines]: Is my beauty too distracting?
[Tisha repeating the lines Ellen feed her]: Is my, [giggles]. I’m sorry, is my beauty distracting?
[Audience Roars with laughter]
Brady: No.
[Ellen feeding Tisha lines]: Oh, that’s not good. Alright, Moving along.
[Tisha repeating the lines Ellen feed her]: Oh, that’s not good. Alright, Moving along.
Brady: [Looks totally confused] Ummmm.
[Ellen feeding Tisha lines]: So its long hours, days, and weekends. Some celebrities would ask you do crazy stuff. Not me. Have you ever shaved a woman’s vagina?
[Tisha repeating the lines Ellen feed her]: It’s a lot of hours, days, and weekends. And some celebs ask you to do crazy things for them. But not me. But have you ever shaved a woman’s vagina?
[Audience laughs hysterically]
Brady: [Looks uncontrollably uncomfortable] Have I ever shaved a vagina? Ummm, no.
[Ellen feeding Tisha lines]: I’m sorry what did you say? I was thinking about how famous I am.
[Tisha repeating the lines Ellen feed her]: I’m sorry, I was thinking about how famous I am. What did you say?
Brady: Ummm, No…
[Ellen feeding Tisha lines]: Never mind.
[Tisha repeating the lines Ellen feed her]: Never mind.
[Ellen feeding Tisha lines]: Name some of your favorite singers besides me]
[Tisha repeating the lines Ellen feed her]: Name some of your favorite singers besides me?
Brady: I like, Nadia Berry.
[Ellen feeding Tisha lines]: Ewwwww!
[Tisha repeating the lines Ellen feed her]: Ewwwww!
Brady: Dominic Brown is cool.
[Ellen feeding Tisha lines]: *Sarcastically sighs* Pleeaase.
[Tisha repeating the lines Ellen feed her]: *Sarcastically sighs* Pleeaase.
*Brady laughs at how shady Tisha is acting*
[Ellen feeding Tisha lines]: So I’ve made my decision on hiring you or not. But I have to confess something to you first. Would you like to know?
[Tisha repeating the lines Ellen feed her]: So I’ve made my decision on hiring you or not. But I have to confess something to you first. Would you like to know?
Brady: *Eagerly says* Yes!
[Ellen feeding Tisha lines]: You are actually on the Ellen DeGeneres show. There are camera’s all over the office. You’ve been pranked.
[Tisha repeating the lines Ellen feed her]: You are actually on the Ellen DeGeneres show. There are camera’s all over the office. You’ve been pranked.
Brady: *Laughs* And says oh no!!! I wanted this job. *Still laughing loudly*
Tisha gets up and hugs him and begins laughing saying, “I am sorry they made me do it”.
Edited by user 03 June 2012 03:47:42(UTC)
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