5. Christian Girl Getting DivorcedGenre: Blues rock, Americana, soul
Length: 3:00
Writer: Ryan Ross Hernandez
Producer: Ryan Ross Hernandez, Chad Fairweather
Song SynopsisAs the title may imply, Christian Girl Getting Divorced, is one of the record's rare light-hearted moments. For those that prefer Hernandez's distinct blues sound, this is his bluesiest song yet, chock-full of great licks. The opening of this song with the sole electric guitar immediately sets a breezy rhythmic spunk and a pep in its step. While the sound is clearly different from the rest of the album, it still has its minimal '70s Americana sound providing a sunny backdrop. Hernandez uses a hint of church organs, provided by Charlie Lowell's, in the background to add to the soul component in this track.
Jim Urban's drumming lends this track a grittier groove pattern, but it's still smooth, loose and colorful. The electric guitar tone that Ryan uses on this song is different to most of the other tracks. It's evident in the thoughtful solo that comes a little after the minute mark, where you can hear Ryan starting the song in one tone then drastically turning it up. Similar to the opening track on this the record, this tune towards the end of it, sounds like a jam that could just go on forever. Between repeating the words, "Christian Girl" providing his own backup vocals, and singing in spaced bouts of emphasis, the track could really pass for a church hymn.
In this song, Hernandez sounds like he's longing for someone like the girl of his dreams — who just so happens to be a recently divorcee Christian girl. With one little pronoun shift offers a glimpse into his proverbial soul. It's simple, fun, and bluesy. Or it may have some underlying deep sadness that is nicely covered up.
LyricsWell a Christian girl be getting divorced
That's what a girl gets for marrying young
Now her parents always disapprove
Just like they did when she showed them the ring
Yeah you love 'em, but you can never win with 'em
I think a good Christian girl
With liberal religious values
Is what I need in my life
She was born and bred in Santa Barbara
Always been a California girl under the sun
Now she's living her dreams aloud
She's got a whole generation to live for
And she thank Jesus for all that comes her way
I think a good Christian girl
Who can still wear a gold cross while making love to me
Is what I need in my life
Now, I know your bible disapproves of
Extramarital affairs
And I ain't one to offend your values
But now that she's a divorcee
I think we should meet up for drinks, someday
Honey, what do you drink?
'Cause I still have a fantasy
Of when the Christian girl herself
Shows up at my door, with no wedding ring in sight
Wearing the kind of dress she can't wear to church
And I let her in
A Christian girl
A Christian girl who has a bible in her bedside table
(A Christian girl)
A Christian girl
A Christian girl who prays whenever she need be
(A Christian girl)
A Christian girl who loves her Mama and Papa
(A Christian girl)
A Christian girl who remembers where she came from
(A Christian girl)
Now, now, now
That's the kind of girl I need to find
Something like a Christian girl
Something like a
(Yeah, yeah, I need someone like her)
I keep singing something like a Christian girl
I keep thinking something like a California Christian girl
Is what I need in my bed to relieve the stresses of my own skin
Ryan Ross Hernandez's CommentaryThe Music"This was a fun track to record, really fun. I can only imagine how fun it will be when we take this song on the road and can really fool around with it. It was recorded probably a year before the album's release date, and when we had that first take, we didn't touch it. We knew we couldn't recreate that feeling on a musical level, especially the jams you can hear in the background, be it from the guitars or the drums or even the electric organ. I remember I told Charlie Lowell, who played most of the keys on this record, I told him, 'let's take them to church!' On the demo you would have probably been able to hear me saying that. It carries a very easy, loose feel to it, I don't think anything about it is forced or misplaced. It's definitely the song that kind of, its style, pays ode to past records in a way. While at the same time, remaining true to the sound trying to be achieved with this record as a whole."The Lyrics"I wrote 'Christian Girl Getting Divorced', on Christmas Eve 2010. I was single at the time, and I ran an experiment with myself where I spent the holidays that year completely alone. That's why I can't quite figure out what mood this song gives me, obviously on the record it sounds very upbeat and bluesy, but when I wrote it, it wasn't meant that way. So I won't talk much about the inspiration because I want this song to serve as a break in the clouds for listener, before the atmosphere gets dark again. I've gotten questions about this song; is it about a crush? Maybe unrequited love? Or just a fun track to write? It can mean different things when you hear it, and I'm not going to under mind that by going into detail on the lyrics. Let your minds roam and wonder."Sounds Like: