erich: chaos records? very impressive.if i could have sex with chaos records,i would. i picture it being a about like rogering kali. who i imagine could put all four of her hands to good carnal use. *closes eyes* oh yeah.....good use. ours would be a special kind of love. much like macguyver and elizabeth taylor's. not overly intense to the eye,at least to outsiders. but behind closed doors? we'd be going at it like donkeys. then on saturdays,we'd spend the day over at buddy hackett's place. buddy and i would drink strawberry hill for hours and tell jokes so dirty they'd make sailors vomit. chaos records would storm out of the house after i brag to buddy hackett that chaos records,i,and her step sister had a threesome.without a ride home,i would drink myself into a stupor and call up robert wagner. i'd pester him to come over and do shots with buddy and i. wagner,the pussy that he is,would refuse. at this point,i 'd tell him to fuck off and that jackie gleason was much funnier anyway. robert wagner,who hates being compared to jackie gleason,would finally come over and do shots with us. hours would pass until we are all shitfaced...in wagner's case,literally. he went to to take a piss outside,and fell into delta burke's dog's doo. delta is notorious for not curbing her dog. chaos records would return,thinking i had time to soberup,would return to find me passed out in buddy's arms and robert wagner shaving my head. wagner would put on the old falcon crest charm and seduce chaos records. they would consumate in buddy's cramped,yet well appointed laundry room. in the morning,chaos records and i would drive home in silence.

Anthony: Alright, well since we'll be playing an hour and a half setlist at Carnival of Sounds we decided we'd let you guys in on a new song that will be one our debut album. Hope you like it.

The Marionette
Description: This song starts out with fast tremolo picking and Kevin screaming over the top. The first verse gets repeated but the riff changes to a different one with a mix of palm mutes and fast, quick hitting notes. Then Anthony's vocals come in and the song slows down a bit. The guitars become more melodic but still simple. At the end of Anthony's verse a breakdown starts as Kevin repeats the last line a few times over the top before reverting back to the same riff from the repeated part of the first verse. The last part of the song is a mix between a breakdown and the slower melodic part. Jeremy throws in a few dissonant chords to add to the edginess of the song and the distress that is going on in the lyrics. The ends with Anthony's clean vocals and a really short piano part with some strings softly in the background.

Kevin= Screamed
Anthony= Clean

beware of the marionette
the puppet who strings are pulled
by forces of the unknown
who's hearts have turned cold

as she dances for you
arousing emotion
forgetting the voice that implores you
you must not do this

you must not do this
you must not do this

he sees where this is headed
he thinks he's in heaven
he'll give anything
just to see you pleased

you plead for his head
you want him dead
controlled by the puppeteer
strings pull on your joints
you don't have a choice

his head rests on a platter
his feeble attempt to flatter

karoliena: you've been treated to one of erich's notoriously hard to follow,and obviously made up "old showbiz" stories.

erich: made up? made up?! i will not stand for these ...these..assassinations of character!

karoliena: *sighs* ok..where to start... buddy hackett and jackie gleason died years ago, and you never have even met robert wagner or delta burke. much less drank with them.

erich: i was the executive producer of "designing women",goddammit! the executive fucking producer!

karoliena:thus proof that drugs are indeed bad for you.

Anthony: What up Corfu, NY!!!
Kevin: So pumped for the tour to start today. In honor of such a momentous occasion, we will be playing two new songs for everyone today so you won't want to miss us.
Jeremy: Spolier alert...they're called; The Temptress and The Whore.