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Offline erich hess  
#21 Posted : 07 July 2012 01:04:18(UTC)
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nina: gollum was cleary on middle earth's sex offender list. he probably thought hobbits were just ugly kids.

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#22 Posted : 07 July 2012 02:25:12(UTC)
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John: If he's on the sex offenders list does that mean he had to wear a fire hydrant on his crotch?
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#23 Posted : 07 July 2012 06:49:33(UTC)
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Neil: If we play The Metal can I dress up like that big metal robot they have on stage when tenacious D plays it?
Sam: Wow....you really like dressing up don't you?
Neil: Yeah! I even bought this cool codpiece to wear on stage!
Jeffs:....That's a dildo. A strap on dildo.
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Offline memphisinflames  
#24 Posted : 07 July 2012 08:49:20(UTC)
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Anthony: Dude, of course. If we're going to do it might as well go all out man.
John: Are you sure that's not a rhinocerous horn?
Kevin: That comment doesn't even earn a response...just wow.
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#25 Posted : 07 July 2012 11:45:06(UTC)
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Neil: Wow...so that's why the salesman was hitting on me?
Jeff: No, I think he was hitting on you because you look like a lady.
Sam: It's settled! Come July 17th we're going to rock the socks of the unsuspecting world! Strap-on dildos or not!
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Offline Osprey037[Reported Failure]  
#26 Posted : 18 July 2012 03:31:00(UTC)
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Reported Failure pulled into the venue in their tour bus. They were blasting the new Misery Loves Company album out of the buses fully functioning PA system. As the bus came to a stop all the members of Reported Failure walked out clad in an assortment of jeans, T-shirts, casual jackets, and in true rockstar fashion: dark sunglasses.
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Offline Laurelles1  
#27 Posted : 18 July 2012 03:32:21(UTC)
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Maddie Rameau casually struts to the bus park, whistling with earplugs in and large sunglasses on, seemingly oblivious to the world. She takes her sunglasses off and headphones out, then chuckles a bit.
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#28 Posted : 18 July 2012 04:02:25(UTC)
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Erin's Silence pulls up to the Darien Lake Performing Arts Center in Corfu, New York. Derrick is the first to get out of the old beat up conversion van...
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Derrick: ...I mean seriously, where the hell are we?
Kevin: For the last time Derrick we are in Corfu, NY.


John trips and falls flat on his face coming out of the van as Anthony pulls the box truck up next them. No one can hear each other speak over Acts of Hate's EP blasting through the car speakers. He shuts the engine off and gets out as John tries to get up and falls again.
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Anthony: I'm so pumped for this. I'm ready to see people thrashing, moshing, crashing, dashing, and causing straight chaos!

Jeremy walks around to the side the van...

Jeremy: Damn it! Who wrote free candy on the side of my van! No wonder I couldn't get anyone to help me find this place!

Anthony snickers and looks away.

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Offline Osprey037[Reported Failure]  
#29 Posted : 18 July 2012 04:19:57(UTC)
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Matt sees Erin's Silence get out of a beat up van and laughs. It reminds him of the old days of Reported Failure. He walks over to them and strikes up a conversation.

Matt: Hey! Guitar legacy stage buddies! You're Erin's Silence right? I'm Matt glad to be acquainted.

Meanwhile Vin, Billie, and Robert are talking about the day ahead and KC is getting gear out of the bus.

Vin: So meet n greets, watch some of the openers, then were up last?

Billie: Thats about it. Robert do you have lunch?

Robert: Of course. Got us hooked up with some bagels. This is New York afterall. Except they're not from the city. Still new York

Billie: Bagels! Yes! This is what we need
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Offline Taylr2  
#30 Posted : 18 July 2012 05:43:54(UTC)
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Rory does push ups outside the tourbus.

The rest of topLADs have a kickabout with a football (soccer ball)
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#31 Posted : 18 July 2012 06:29:09(UTC)
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Anthony extends a hand towards Matt.

Anthony: Oh we know who you are Matt. We're big fans and we're pumped about being able to play with you guys. I'm Anthony, then there's Kevin, Jeremy, Derrick, and the one wearing the helmet is our drummer John....he's one apple that fell a little too far off the tree.

Kevin: Hey Matt, do you have any advice for this tour? Cuz, we're completely new to this tour thing.
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#32 Posted : 18 July 2012 07:03:59(UTC)
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Jade walks off the bus, deciding to walk around since it was her first time in New York. She smiled at the view.
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#33 Posted : 18 July 2012 07:07:48(UTC)
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The topLAD boys sit in their touring bus, drinking.
Offline Osprey037[Reported Failure]  
#34 Posted : 18 July 2012 07:18:50(UTC)
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Matt thought for a moment.

Matt: Make as many friends as you can from other bands. Get connections in this business. And of course rock out immensely.

Billie see's Matt talking and runs over. Robert and Vin follow behind slowly.

Billie: Hey! Nice helmet! Part of your stage clothes?

Robert: Hello! Is your band called Free Candy then? Were Reported Failure. I'm Robert. The blonde here is Billie and over there not paying attention is Vin. I think you met Matt. KC is in the bus.

Vin was answering a text. No doubt crushing the dreams of some band that had sent him a demo. Then he looked up.

Vin: Want some bagels? We loaded up.

Suddenly there is a crash and the small, stocky, Mexican body of KC it seen back at the bus stuggling to stay on his two feet after dropping a box of CDs.

Matt: KC come on! People will want to buy those!

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Offline memphisinflames  
#35 Posted : 18 July 2012 07:47:49(UTC)
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John looks at Billie with a dejected face.

John: No, they make me wear this whenever I'm not on stage.
Kevin: Trust me, when he's on stage is the only time he shows and resemblance of being a normal human being.
Derrick: Usually, we keep him in a straight jacket along with the helmet.


John perks up when he hears free candy. He looks around frantically.

John: Is someone giving out free candy?!?!
Anthony: No, we're Erin's Silence. We're a metalcore band from Memphis and I don't know who wrote free candy on our van....


Jeremy looks suspiciously at Anthony as Anthony rolls his eyes and whistles. Derrick shakes his head.

Derrick: Too much time in the car and not enough energy drinks.
John: I'll take some bagels!!!
Kevin: God no, don't feed him he's like a pigeon. In fact, that's how we found him. We gave him a burger one time and he's been following us ever since. Luckily, he can beat the hell out them drums.


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Jade puts her hands in her skirt pockets while she continued to walk around. After a while she met up with her sister, Mia, and the two of them went inside the bus.
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#37 Posted : 18 July 2012 08:03:38(UTC)
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Billie and Matt exchanged odd glances after hearing about John.

Robert: Well glad to meet you.

Vin: Helmets are cool I guess... Your head is all protected and stuff.

Billie: Yeah. Glad to have met you. We'd best be going. Got to get things ready

Matt: And we've got to help KC

The four of them went back to Reported failure's bus and helped pick up the CDs. They loaded more boxes of merch off of the bus. Soon their merch guys came over and helped them and started taking everything out to the merch tent. KC and Matt helped them and the rest of the band went inside and ate some bagels.

OOC: I was thinking... I plan to do a live RP probably a couple days from now, but maybe it would be cool to just do little summaries? Post a picture and a paragraph about the show plus a setlist? I think I'll do that. Thought it'd be fun if a lot of artists did. But whatever floats your boat, dont let me tell you how to RP. :p
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#38 Posted : 18 July 2012 08:45:14(UTC)
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The three members of Misery Loves Company arrive and start scouting the local area of where they will be performing before hanging out with the other bands, organizers and tech guys backstage.
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#39 Posted : 18 July 2012 09:00:07(UTC)
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Rory and George play keepy-ups with a football outside their tour bus, doing fancy flicks and shit.
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#40 Posted : 18 July 2012 09:03:02(UTC)
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MEGATHREAD EVENT # 1:
Dead in the Mosh-Pit


Scenario: At the earlier Nick Palmer show, the fans got a bit too rowdy, and in the aftermath, a corpse was found with a knife embedded in its stomach afterwards. In an attempt to throw maintain the energy of the performance, the performance of the Hard Sugars and the Pretty Little Freaks will continue without delay, but one thing bothers Floyd West (Festival Organizer) and that's the seemingly strange bloody Joker card found on the corpse.

Thirty minutes afterwards, backstage in each stage a memo is posted:

"Please beware all strange gentlemen and ladies, we have reason to believe that the death earlier was more than an accident. The tour will continue as scheduled."

- Floyd West

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