Chelsea Handler: Today's guest is a new artist on the rise, she's currently taking the music industry by storm, get your ass on out here!!...... BARBARIAN!!!
(Barbarian walks in, a bit nervous, she takes a deep breath and takes a seat in the comfy sofa)Chelsea: My f*cking god, you have legs for days girl!
Barbarian: (laughs histerically) Thank you! Oh my gosh, are we allowed to curse on here?
Chelsea: Of course we f*cking can, it's my f*cking show! F*************CK!
(Stares deeply into the camera, whilst Barbarian laughs her butt off) I'm so sorry, I mean.... I just never seen woman look so buff and classy at the same damn time on my show. I mean I wonder how many guys just wanna bang the hell out of you, when you walk by them. I mean you're like a buff version of Stephanie Fierce. Seriosuly you look like you can kick someone's ass. I think I might not wanna mess with you.....
(moves away) Barbarian: Oh stop it!
(laughs) Thank you though, I'm a dancer, so I'm always working out and I really jsut love to eat healthy, it's what I enjoy doing. My father was also in the military, so I'm a military brat. Everytime I did something bad in school, he would make me do push ups, it really built my character and endurance.
Chelsea: Oh so you must of been a bad ass when you were younger, Cause girl.... them arms!
Barbarian: Hot mess
(laughs) Chelsea: Ok, so let's get down to business. Is there a man or woman in your life?
Barbarian: What?
(laughs) Chelsea: Well you know these days you have to be a little more specific
Barbarian: Music is my man right now. I'm not....
Chelsea: So you didn't f*ck Kato?
Barbarian: Chelsea you are a hot mess! I don't even know him. I had one conversation with him and he honestly does seem like a nice guy, but we're not even dating.
Chelsea: I don't think he could handle you anyways. I mean just look at you. He'd probably want to play with your pretty hair and paint your nails.
Barbarian: (covers her mouth in shock of what Chelsea said) Oh my god! you are such a hot mess!
(laughs) He's actually pretty masculine, don't believe the hype!
Chelsea: Yeah, and you're obese!
(says sarcastically) First of all, you're completely new to this whole music thing. I mean, we've seen you in magazines and on the front covers of many things, but we neve thought you actually had a music bug in you. When did you realize music was the thing you wanted to do? Did you just like wake up one day and realized "Oh sh*t I could sing"
(Audience laughs) or did you show up at the Hot Eye Records offices and threatened the staff for a deal with those arms and legs of yours?
Barbarian: (shaking her head while smiling) No, I actually had to prove that I was talented and I also had to prove that I was in it for more than just a business.
Chelsea: So, I listened to some of the tracks to your album because you and your record label arranged for me to listen to them. I must say, you seem to be very promising. I really like your style and confidence. How did you become so established as an artist, this early in your career?.........Sorry, I had to make at least one of the questions sound like something you would hear on a Ryan Ross Hernandez interview? I mean the dude talks about his music like he has a musical vagina. But anyways, continue.....
Barbarian: What in the world?
(laughs) Well, thank you for the compliment. I think that I'm surrounded by a lot of experienced people and I'm basically feeding off of what they say. It's basically my "Identification" stage in my career, which is the reason why I decided to name the album "ID". Deep down inside music's always been my thing, I just never showed the world that side of me, but I've always been a music child and I took classes and I'm very familiar with what I do.
Chelsea: Awesome girl, well I must say I was scared, cause you were close to starting to sound like Ryan Hernandez, but you held it down girl
Barbarian: If anything that would be a compliment to be honest with you. I admire his music, I mean he's a legend.
Chelsea: More like Ancient Legendary! The man looks like the grandpa of Jake Gyllenhaal in Brokeback Mountain.
Barbarian: I have nothing to do with this
(laughs) Chelsea: You better not!
Barbarian: You are too much Chelsea!
Chelsea: Don't make me.....hug you girl! Anyways, Barbarian's debut album titled "ID" will be in stores September the second! Make sure to get your copy! Thank you for stopping by Barbarian, thank you for making me feel like a fat bitch, you all have a f*cking good night!
Barbarian: Thank you all so much! Love you all
(blows a kiss)