CELEBRITY BIG BROTHER 3





The famous theme music to the show plays as the opening title sequence plays. Towards the end of the titles the live audience outside the house can be heard cheering and almost screaming. It cuts to a birds eye view of the house and the crowd as a dramatic voice over says;

"It's back!"

It then cuts to Ugenia walking onto a platform in the middle of the crowd. She waves whilst holding a microphone. The crowd cheer and gradually become louder with every step she takes. Ugenia smiles at the camera and waits for the noise to calm down. She takes a seat in the centre of the platform.

"Hello everyone and welcome to Celebrity Big Brother 3!!!!!"



The crowd cheer again. Ugenia chuckles at their excitement. Posters the audience have made can be seen in the background with a multitude of messages written on them such as; 'Rory to win!', Suzie, give me a call and Father my children, Billy.

"Boy do we have a show for you tonight. After being quiet for a while since the second series Big Brother is officially back with a bang. This series looks set to be the most dramatic, entertaining, cruel and outrageous yet. Yes, after having a fairly 'nice' range of contestants in series 2, Big Brother has decided to get nasty this year. Not only will there be housemates who already hate each other but in this series, we'll be setting more secret tasks than you can shake a stick at and there will not only be one but TWO evictions every week. You heard! An eviction will take place every Wednesday and Friday night so it's getting tougher and tougher to stay in the house so you better entertain or we'll be picking up those phones and voting to kick you out on your backside. The first series was fun, new and exciting. The second was more relaxed and almost everyone got on. What will this one become? Who knows? Anyway, enough from me because I'm sure you all want to get those housemates in there. So without any further delay, here's housemate number one!...

The crowd scream with excitement like schoolgirls at a Justin Bieber concert and a VT is projected onto the side of the house....

What's your name, age, and where do you come from?
hi! i'm tv's erica hess. i'm from th u.s. i am ...23?....45? i dont know.i stopped paying attention after turning old enough to legally buy booze.i still get carded though....does that make me a milf?

What are you famous/infamous for?
i pay the bills by singing in a punk rock band. a little band called the harlots, you may have heard of us. * waits to be recognized until some cricket sounds are made. *oh....ok...i am also famous for being cute. i am talking weapons grade cute. i am infamous for.....well,i am erica hess. that question answers itself. *winks*

What made you take part in the series?
well... i woke up one day and said to myself,"erica..you have too much punk rock cred.it's spilling out your trousers and is soaking the carpet.you have got to get rid of some." so.i signed up.

How would you describe your personality and attitude?
well,i like to think of myself as likeable.i'm lickable too...i'm sweet to everyone. until they cross me. then it's a straight razor to the achilles tendon. *giggles* i am *beeep* serious. i carry one at all times.

Do you think your personality will irritate people?
yeah. bitches need to recognize. but as a rule,everyone loves me. unless they are stupid or something.

Who are you looking forward to being with in the house?
oh nicole shade,without a doubt. she seems super fun. i also want to see suzie ....*giggles*i like boobs,and she's swedish. so you know she can drink like the dickens.i also want too serenity and that...andros? is that his name? they seem to hate each other. that is going to be fun.

Who are you not looking forward to seeing?
that andros guy.i dont want him turning his serenity hate on me....but like i said earlier.* reaches in sock and pulls out a straight razor.*

Finally, what can we expect from you in the house?
hot.lesbian.action. *giggles* and friendliness. i know i just brandished a weapon and all. but i think i'll be everyone's friend.

What's your name, age, and where do you come from?
Nichole Shade. 21 years young. South Detroit, Michigan.

What are you famous/infamous for?
Singer/pianist for Vile Hour.

What made you take part in the series?
I have my first album coming out soon. What better way to promote yourself than to be on Big Brother? But other than that, the psychological aspect of being trapped with the same people every day, plus the drama and debauchery involved? Really, that's my kind of place to be.

How would you describe your personality and attitude?
I'm a pretty open book. I won't hold back what I think about you, and I hope you won't hold back what you think about me. I enjoy being around fun people, especially fun men. I think some people might call me a whore, but I just know what I want, and I'm willing to go after it. People shouldn't be jealous just because I can open up and be myself, and they're too afraid to.

Do you think your personality will irritate people?
Hahahaha, uh, yeah. Probably at least one person will leave Big Brother wishing I were dead. I don't doubt that. Not in the least.

Who are you looking forward to being with in the house?
I don't know many people in the house, but Erica Hess and I have gotten along pretty well before. She's pretty much the only person I know so far.

Who are you not looking forward to seeing?
Oh, I'm a lover, not a hater. I'll leave hating to the other people.

Finally, what can we expect from you in the house?
You can expect me to be me. Which probably means a little bit of drama and a whole fucking load of fun. I hope the house is well stocked with alcohol...

What's your name, age, and where do you come from?

Hello, my name is Rory Delaney. I am 20 years old and I'm from Kings Cross in London.

What are you famous/infamous for?

I'm famous for being a fucking legend, mate. Also I'm in a band called topLADs, who have one number one single to our name, a top 3 album and the Best New Artist award at the FCA's. But I'm mainly famous for being a fucking legend.

What made you take part in the series?

Well, I guess the experience appealed to me and it seemed like a really fun thing to take part in. Also it's a chance to break out of the norm and whatnot and have a chilled break in here instead of touring at the moment. There's a hefty prize at the end. Also your show was shit last year, thought I might aswell help you lot out this time. *winks*

How would you describe your personality and attitude?

As I said earlier, I'm a fucking legend. As long as no one pisses me off then I'll be a calm and kind lad. Depends how my mood is. I'm not an aggressive guy but I'm no pacifist either. I've locked into fisticuffs many a time before and I won't hold back if I have any reason to. But all should be fine really, I trust the rest of the guys will be fine.

Do you think your personality will irritate people?

Depends, I guess. I'll probably irritate the boring fuckers in the house. Anyone who's lively and ready to have a laugh will be fine with me. But I'm not gonna give the nob heads attention if they seek it. So my ignorance towards them may irritate them.

Who are you looking forward to being with in the house?

Billy and Andros for sure. I'm already good mates with the two of them and I'm looking forward to enjoying my time in the house with them.

Who are you not looking forward to seeing?

Serenity. She's such a bitch.

Finally, what can we expect from you in the house?

Trouble, controversy, entertainment, fun, arguments, fights? Who knows? I guess you should watch the show and find out for yourself!

What's your name, age, and where do you come from?
Hi, I'm Billy Khan. I'm 19 years old and I'm from London, England.

What are you famous/infamous for?
I am famous for being one fifth of the boy band 'Weekend'. We have had 4 consecutive top 5 hits, two of them being number ones. We've also had two number one albums and a sellout world tour so we are living dream, life's good! I'm also known for um...some....pictures.....yeah...*scratches head and looks down*...that was unfortunate.

What made you take part in the series?
The reason I decided to take part was because it's something I would never usually do. People that know me know that I'm not really a sociable person and I tend to express my views and opinions when and where I feel like it so people feel intimated by me or awkward around me so hopefully this experience can help change that.

How would you describe your personality and attitude?
Like I said, I just say what's on my mind. People may see me as a bit of a dick but I don't mean to be, I never deliberately set out to hurt someone. If a person's doing something that's irritating me or bringing someone else down, I will say something. I do have anger issues though and growing up in a rough area just added on to my aggression so if a person takes it to another level and wants to get friendly with their fists. I WILL fight....hold my watch.

Do you think your personality will irritate people?
I know I sounded like a total thug there but really I am a nice guy so hopefully they want find me irritating 24/7. They may get pissed off with me though if I'm in a bad mood, or if someone sings a Taylor Swift song because she pisses me off beyond belief.

Who are you looking forward to being with in the house?
Mostly everyone. I'm a little nervous though as I said before, I'm not a people person but I am willing to make an effort.

Who are you not looking forward to seeing?
Chris. Me and him used to be friends but now we just don't get on at all and he's got a similar personality to me so..yeah....might get ugly...

Finally, what can we expect from you in the house?
Entertainment. Whether it be because of funny moments or drama filled ones, I'll be doing everything in there. I won't be one of those ones who just sit on their arse and blend in with the furniture.

What's your name, age, and where do you come from?

My name is Andros Angelakos, or Andy to my friends, but I don't think that will apply to too many people in this house as an ongoing concern. I am 24-years old, and I come from the wonderful, beautiful and historic city of Oxford in England.

What are you famous/infamous for?

Honestly? Nothing. I noised up Serenity Scott a little on Twitter, and my band appears to have made good friends with Top Lads. To date though, we have released nothing but an empty website and some equally empty promises. If you want to know what I do, rather than what I'm famous for, then I can tell you that I am the lead singer, guitarist and keyboard player with the art rock quintet Andros and the Mouse. I also have a BA and an MBA from the University of Oxford. I'm quite confident that makes me the most intelligent, as well as one one of the richest, people in the house. By quite some distance I would have thought.

What made you take part in the series?

My agent actually. I see it as a bit of a road to nowhere. A shot to nothing as Willie Thorne might have said. To be honest, I don't think I'm going to gain all that much from it. There's a danger I might lose some artist credibility, but given that I am yet to earn any, I can't be too concerned with that problem. Really, I see it as a chance to relax, have fun and perhaps learn a bit more about what happens when you drop celebrities into what is essentially a societal minefield. I think that I also believe I have the ability to win. Surely if, what must be, a genuine licensed idiot like Eilidh Greene can muster enough of the public vote, I can manipulate it enough with my superior mind.

How would you describe your personality and attitude?

Stuck up. I don't care what people think about that either. I genuinely think I'm the best person I know, and apart from a few select mates and family, I scarcely care what others have got to say about me.

Do you think your personality will irritate people?

Absolutely it will. Again though, I really have no issue with that. I'm comfortable in myself. I'm not one of these people so insecure that I need to make people like me. If they like me, then that's cool and fine. If not, do I really care all that much? No. I don't.

Who are you looking forward to being with in the house?

Can I be honest? I have little to no clue who else is going in there. I gather there is a list, but it was basically just a blur as I looked for my own name. I saw on Twitter that Rory is going in though. He's a cool guy, and a mate, so it'll be cool to catch up with him again. I feel like his bad luck charm, though. Every time we meet it's just after he and his missus have had a fight. See Twitter from last night if you're interested in knowing what I'm on about.

Who are you not looking forward to seeing?

Serenity. The end.

Finally, what can we expect from you in the house?

I'll give you it in just five words. Intelligence. Arrogance. Controversy. Blasé. Style.