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Offline erich hess  
#741 Posted : 08 October 2012 14:54:43(UTC)
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erica sneaks out to the pool,like a ninja.she dangles her feet in and lights up a blunt she gets from her purse.she inhales a large hit and holds it for about a minute. with a loud "PUUUH" she exahles and snubs the blunt out.as she is sitting there,a large rat runs across the yard.


erica: PLAGUE RAT!!!!

the rat looks at her and continues on his way.erica does the polite thing and open's the door to the house,letting the rat in.



ooc:now i can start proper.
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#742 Posted : 08 October 2012 22:48:38(UTC)
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erica,realizing she has days of chaos to catch up to,is up early. she is out by the pool,smoking the rest of her blunt and drinking a cup of tea.
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#743 Posted : 08 October 2012 23:06:11(UTC)
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erica,being struck by inspiration, tapes(a hess is never without duct tape) forks to her hands. she then runs around clawing at things,singing

erica: woooolverine,wooolverine,he's armed with claws and vaseline. he's WOOOOOOLVERINE! he' putting bad guys in their place. he takes it in the ass,but never on his face. he's mutherfuking wolveriiiiiiiiiine! cha cha cha.
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#744 Posted : 08 October 2012 23:42:01(UTC)
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erica: verse two? dont mind if i do..*singing* son of sam was a four pi man,psycho killer cult. davie was fucking nuts,but it really werent his fault.
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#745 Posted : 09 October 2012 00:32:04(UTC)
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erica lies down on the kitchen floor,holding a piece of cheese in her hand.

erica: c'mere rat scabies ,auntie erica needs you out here. i dont want to drink alone.

several minutes later and the rat still hasnt come out.

erica: well.. fuck you too! you know what? i am eating your cheese. om nom nom....and it was soooo yummy. mmmm mmm,i think i just came it was soooo good. god dammit rat,get out here.now!
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#746 Posted : 09 October 2012 01:03:34(UTC)
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Nichole walks into the kitchen, about to attempt making coffee again when she sees Erica on the floor. "What..." She stops herself from asking any questions, and just continues to the coffee maker.
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#747 Posted : 09 October 2012 01:09:50(UTC)
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Rory wakes up in his bed, he then walks around the house in his boxershorts as he headed to the kitchen.
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#748 Posted : 09 October 2012 01:11:29(UTC)
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erica notices nicole and jumps up off the floor.

erica: eeep! i totally didnt let a rat in the house last night and certainly wasnt attempting to entice it out and drink with it....i mean..hi,nicole you are looking.....non judgmental today.
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#749 Posted : 09 October 2012 01:11:50(UTC)
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Serenity woke up and went to brush her teeth in the bathroom.
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#750 Posted : 09 October 2012 01:16:16(UTC)
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Nichole thought about saying something back, but instead just giggled and smiled at Erica. "What've you been up to lately?" She asked.
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#751 Posted : 09 October 2012 01:24:50(UTC)
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erica: *hops up and sits on the counter* not much. i was kinda sick at first,but all better now. i miss anything? you deflower any of these sons of bitches,yet?
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#752 Posted : 09 October 2012 01:26:21(UTC)
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Nichole giggles. "Nope. I'm afraid there's already one whore too many in this house. I think I'm going to wait them out." She winked at Erica.
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#753 Posted : 09 October 2012 01:30:49(UTC)
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erica: oooh,who is it?...wait,do you mean me? *giggles* i prefer "sex enthusiast".
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#754 Posted : 09 October 2012 01:33:34(UTC)
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Nichole laughed. "That's my new favorite phrase. 'Sex enthusiast.' Ahh... But no. Not you," Nichole looked around to see if anybody who would care could hear her. "Suzie is probably my least favorite person in the world right now. Okay, first of all, she's a fucking bitch. And last night, she wouldn't give me any alcohol! Like, what the fuck is that about?" Nichole pouts, thinking about that injustice.
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#755 Posted : 09 October 2012 01:42:02(UTC)
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erica looks aghast and pretty mad

erica: really?! why????what a meanie...wanna beat her with bars of soap in pillow cases? we have innocent faces. nobody will pin it on us.
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#756 Posted : 09 October 2012 01:43:24(UTC)
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Nichole laughed, and considered this option. "I would say yes, but I feel like the hundreds of cameras positioned around the house may make it difficult to get away with such an action."
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#757 Posted : 09 October 2012 01:50:05(UTC)
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erica thinks for a minute.

erica: yeah,i guess you are right. plus,her dad owns sweden or something. jon me for a smoke ,coley pooh?
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#758 Posted : 09 October 2012 01:58:48(UTC)
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Nichole smiles. "Maybe later, okay? I need a shower." She hugged Erica, happy that she was here, and then skipped off to the showers.
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#759 Posted : 09 October 2012 02:07:43(UTC)
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erica: ok,miss shade... have fun.

erica watches her new friend leave and heads out to pool. outside,she lies on one of the pool chairs and relaxes in the sun.
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#760 Posted : 09 October 2012 02:16:14(UTC)
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Billy wakes up. He has an agonising headache. Billy realises he is fully clothes and smells of alcohol. He groans and puts a pillow over his head. Billy worried about what he got up to last night as the last thing he could remember was talking to Rory in the garden.
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