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Offline snap_itshannah  
#161 Posted : 12 October 2012 12:56:11(UTC)
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Castor drove down the street, looking for their van, but instead found Sam walking down the street with a homeless guy. "Oh... So that's what hitting rock bottom looks like..." Castor said outloud as he parked Nina's car and got out. "Hey, Sam!" He called out.
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#162 Posted : 12 October 2012 12:59:07(UTC)
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nina: wow.i've got so much further to go before i reach such a state. hold my spot castor. i'm running in to see if they have any night train.

she passes sam and rubs his head,"if it helps love. nichole only fucked him 6 times.today."
nina is the anti erica.
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#163 Posted : 12 October 2012 13:00:15(UTC)
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Sam half heartedly waved at them, but made no move towards them. He only began to strum louder to Johnny cash's version of Nine Inch Nails' "Hurt"
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#164 Posted : 12 October 2012 13:03:53(UTC)
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nina comes out with an armful of night train "i fucking bought them out,loves! bum wine all around tonight!" she stops when she hears sam. "oh bloody hell,what have i done...he's playing hurt."
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#165 Posted : 12 October 2012 13:06:47(UTC)
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Sam is soundlessly croaking the lyrics now. The homeless men look as if they actually enjoy it

I hurt myself today
To see if I still feel
I focus on the pain
The only thing that's real


A single tear came to Corporal Cheng's eye.

Corporal Cheng: You tell 'em, Lieutenant Sam.
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#166 Posted : 12 October 2012 13:07:06(UTC)
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Castor walked up to Sam. "Hey, buddy... How ya doing...?" He asked over the sound of him playing Hurt. "Uh..." Castor figured he might as well just jump to the chase. "I think Nichole really likes you. She just don't... think things through a lot."
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#167 Posted : 12 October 2012 13:10:48(UTC)
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nina sits beside the general and offers him a bottle of night train. she has to keep herself occupied,the urge to kick sam when he is down is almost too much to take.

nina:uh sam..you do realize you are sitting in urine.is it your's love?
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#168 Posted : 12 October 2012 13:11:49(UTC)
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Sam stops playing guitar and looks solemnly at Castor. "You really think so?" he says with a glimmer of hope, but it ceases quickly. "I don't think so. Why would she? I'm just some loser in a metal band. All the guys on big brother are big stars with lots of money and awesome hair and all I've got is a futon in my mom's basement and this long-ass hair that I haven't washed in two days. I can't compete."
Corporal Cheng returns with some purloined ice cream cones. "Lieutenant Sam! Ice cream! ....Lieutenant sam?"

(ooc: shamelessly ripping off forrest gump? check)
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#169 Posted : 12 October 2012 13:13:25(UTC)
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Castor laughs. "Come on, Sam. You basically just described Nichole's perfect guy. I mean... She's runs around with people like Nina and Erich..."
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#170 Posted : 12 October 2012 13:15:39(UTC)
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nina:are you kidding,love? you have an excuse to look like that. what is sad is when people who have cash want to look like that.* in a baby talk voice*whos my little death metal monkey? come on,who is it?
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#171 Posted : 12 October 2012 13:17:09(UTC)
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Sam looks down at his guitar. "I guess playing sad songs in the middle of Ottawa isn't the proper way to handle this situation, huh?"

Corporal Cheng was now attached to Nina. "Pretty lady, back in 'Nam we would've torn you a new hole."
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#172 Posted : 12 October 2012 13:18:45(UTC)
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"Hey, hey, hey! Hobo Man! Back off, okay?" Castor said, putting his arm in front of Nina has an automatic defence.
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#173 Posted : 12 October 2012 13:23:53(UTC)
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Corporal Cheng: Gah! White men!!

The corporal ran off into the night, no doubt to find other people to pester. Sam just stood there, then decided to walk with Castor and Nina. "I guess I'm sort of overreacting. Things aren't all bad.."
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#174 Posted : 12 October 2012 13:24:26(UTC)
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nina swoons at castor's quick relfexs and gives him a "take me,take me now" look


nina:not at all sam. lets get you to the venue so you can sing angry metal songs.
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#175 Posted : 12 October 2012 13:27:52(UTC)
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Sam: Sounds good.

He hops in the car with them, hoping that he never had to cross paths with Corporal Cheng again.
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#176 Posted : 12 October 2012 13:31:05(UTC)
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nina: if we get there in time,you might get to see nearly nude karoliena. she likes you guys enough,to pull out her old burlesque routine. you should kiss her fucking feet when you get there,love. there was a near riot when acts of hate couldnt go on.
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#177 Posted : 12 October 2012 13:33:55(UTC)
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Sam: Shit, really? Might wanna speed. The RCMP aren't gonna pull us over - they're all at tim hortons getting donuts.
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#178 Posted : 12 October 2012 13:34:15(UTC)
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Castor jumped into the driver's seat and zoom zoom zoomed to the theatre. "WATCH OUT! OUT OF THE WAY!" He screamed at any car or pedestrian that got in his way.
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#179 Posted : 12 October 2012 13:38:50(UTC)
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nina was glad they took karoliena's maserati and more glad karoliena didnt know she had taken the car. nina passed bottles of night train to her guests.

nina:i cant believe they carry this shit in canada. it's rare as rocking horse poop.


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#180 Posted : 12 October 2012 13:41:29(UTC)
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Sam sprinted from the car to the door and made his way to the dressing room. The rest of AoH breathed a sigh of relief.

Neil: Sam! You're back!
Tony: About time, Faggot.
Rob: Thank god, Karoliena's getting naked on stage...wait, why are we back here, we need to go check that out!
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