Castor stops. "Wait, how old are you?"

"Oh, Nina, I didn't mean it like that. I guess I just assumed that you were younger than me. I don't know why."

"I'm twenty-two. And you?"

"Psh, age ain't nothin' but a number, hunny," He putting his hands on her waist again and pulled her in for a kiss. "Don't be angry with me."

"I'm sure I'll be more focused on another bone..." He said back with a wink, and stole another quick kiss.

It's well past 11 PM and Sam's eyes finally flutter open. He had stayed up into the wee hours of the morning playing vintage video games with Erich. Just as he moved to get up, a sharp pain bolted through his face. His mother loomed over him. She had given him a good boot to the nose.

Sam: Hi mom...
Mama Fischer: Samuel Layne Cobain Fischer, in all my days I never thought I would have to wake up to the sounds of two....sideshow freaks fornicating in a car in front of my house! Or that I would find all our Caribou Coffee gone! OR that I would find my TWENTY-TWO YEAR OLD SON passed out on the floor of the basement with icing sugar everywhere, dicks on his face, and some Hunter S. Thompson looking lunatic playing Mario Kart!
Sam: These are my friends mom. Calm down.
Mama Fischer: You need to get out of my house. You and your friends can go wreck somebody elses home.

Sam grudgingly got to his feet and saw that Rob, Tony, Jeff and Neil were standing behind his mom, snickering at him. He thought of saying something, but instead walked towards the door.

Sam: Love you, mom.

nina smirks looking rather pleased with herself

erich looks quizzically at this strange woman yelling at his partners in crime.he runs a comb through his pomp and puts on that hess charm, "hey,what the fuck?! quit yelling,you're going to wake this lovely boy's mom." he wipes the powder from his nose and puts it back where it belongs with a loud snort." he is rough and tumble metalhead who cries. so she must be fantastic mother and needs her rest from being such great mother. so knock off the yelling or karoliena will punch you in the ovaries!"


karoliena looks so embarrassed," um...erich, i think that IS his mom.". she grabs erich's arm arm starts tugging him towards the door.

erich lets himself be moved towards the door "oh....in that case,i withdraw the ovary punching threat. you have a lovely home.misses...sam's mom.it's so nice to finally see who we are talking about when we make dirty jokes about sam's mom.funny,you dont look like the sort to_"

"come on erich,it's time to go!" karoliena says,taking the keys to the van and noticing her car in the driveway. "hey,thats my car...YOU GUYS WERE FUCKING IN MY CAR?!"


ooc:i swear,erich wasnt always such a rip off of raoul duke.

karoliena looks over her car like one would look at a broadway production of "weekend at bernie's" . she runs her hands over the car lovingly and inspects for damage. "ok,who's ass print is on my window. both of you., drop your pants and stand next to the car!"


erich gets into the van and starts it. he shakes his head and mutters, "you know you are being crazy when i look to be the sensible one."

nina slowly smiles. "well,love there really isnt much room in there. you have no backseat. did you really want us to do it in a bathroom?! i dont want castor thinking i'm a total whore.

karoliena just rolls her eyes, "you know what,you keep it.i should take a maserati sized chunk out of your ass though."

"thanks...you probably would've needed a good seat cleaning at the least.i sort of...missed once,love." nina giggles.

karoliena just shakes her head and laughs,"you are such a whore nina..." she says while walking towards the van.once she gets close,she jumps in and locks the door. "have fun riding alone!"she yells out the window as she motions for erich to drive.


the van screeches it's departure onto the vast highway system of canada.

karoliena narrows her eyes at castor, "it takes two to tango,buddy."

erich giggles from the driver's seat, "sometimes three,if you are lucky! four if you are a fucking degenerate."