nina cracks up,"well loves. i only know of one. chloe,our drummer."


karoliena and erich look at each other" we dont know any others." they say together.

nina."chloe? hot?! i dunno,loves."

karoliena pipes in,"she's cute. much like erica,we try to never feed her ego."


erich watcing tv,"uh sam.i doubt you'll want to watch big brother tonight. erica claimed,and i paraphrase here, "nichole,you are so getting laid tonight by me."..."

erich nearly snorts his drink out of his nose, "chloe just cute?! shit man,she is fucking adorable. she also a a rack that-"

erich is cut short by karoliena's elbow in his ribs. karoliena takes over" chloe is very....sweet. and yes,she is rather....busty."

nina adds "and erica and i hate her.so you can be assured she has been sleeping with no one,love."

erich puts his arm on sam's shoulder,"yeah,its best you dont. erica is rather...talented. do you know she can braid cherry stems with her tongue? she's turned many a girl from straight to lesbian in a single night."

nina: it'll have to be after the tour,love. chloe is....lax to take calls from any of us. she changed her number after erica and i prank called her and lead her to believe she had end stage aids.

kaoliena:*laughs.* there was so much crying. "whaah,i'm going to die." "you guys are my best friends." bitch,get over yourself,right?

nina:*laughs* chloe.what a maroon.

erich:*thinks for a moment* that'd be up to erica.but unless you can sprout a vagina..i wouldnt hold your breath. but as far as i know,no. no one here is on the list. so if we get arrested and put in jail,you are all fair game.

karoliena: *obviously enjoying torturing sam* erica is so good at what she does,they designed a sex toy that mimics her tongue.

nina:*joining in the fun* it takes a bloody car battery to run the thing. if you dont use teflon lube,the,friction alone could render a girl sterile.

Jeff: Do any of you know where I could purchase such a fine appliance?
Neil: Uh, me too. I need it for....research.
Sam: You guys are all great friends......
Tony: If I could sprout a vagina, I wouldn't need you guys to hook me up with your big-titted drummer.

Sam downed the rest of his coke. "Yeah, you're right." The rest of the band stood up lazily and stretched, then made their way to the door.

erich gets in the van and dons his bomber cap and goggles.

erich: ok boys,we go to get to toronto on the hump. theres going to be gerrys.shitloads of them. i suggest a serpetine path,as to confuse them.* starts swerving madly over the road.*

karoliena:* in between being tossed from one side of the van to the the other* ebay is your best bet for the eh2060. it was taken off the market due to several fires and one decapitation.

nina kisses castor's cheek as the van's wild movements cause her to fall on him. " i think i can do this sort of thing,love. you've taught me so much already. like,that drummers are people too.i thought all drummers were like chloe.

nina giggles and snuggles in next to him. "dont i know it,love. you certainly have great...rythym."


erich looks back from the wheel. " double entendre has reached its breaking point,please abort."

nina squeezes his hand and kisses his neck. "do you think the much coveted nichole is going to like me?"

erich laughs ,"put me on the list of her fans too." then starts singing some terrible pink floyd and john cougar mellencamp song,while karoliena dozes on his shoulder.