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Offline erich hess  
#501 Posted : 17 October 2012 09:48:39(UTC)
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erich :*looks at the cheese stick like it's the most delicious thing ever* i dunno. somebody named zoe or something or another. karoliena was putting on lipstick at the time,and i really wasnt paying attention with what she was saying. i think zoe is crazy cat lady in training or something....you got anymore cheesesticks in there?
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#502 Posted : 17 October 2012 09:53:10(UTC)
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Sam throws eric the doggy bag which is filled with a variety of cold but still sufficiently greasy snack foods. "Chloe? Does this mean Tony's gonna get laid?" At the sound of the name Chloe, Tony sits straight up. "Shit, shit, SHIT! We need to stop somewhere and get some deodorant. I stink."
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#503 Posted : 17 October 2012 09:56:06(UTC)
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erich holds up a very greasy cheese stick.damn.its a good thing i'm greasy all ready. and gobbles one down and gives the bag back to sam.

erich:much obliged sammy davis. chloe?? nah,that doesnt sound right. i am pretty sure it's zoe. but,i agree with the deodorant.i think we could all use some old spice. that shit is manly. *pulls into random drug store*
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#504 Posted : 17 October 2012 10:00:17(UTC)
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Tony, Sam and Rob go straight to the deodorant aisle and start sampling each brand like connoisseurs of fragrance. Jeff and Neil raid the cooler and return with armfuls of diet cokes. "Well, this is all we need."
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#505 Posted : 17 October 2012 10:04:12(UTC)
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erich :*spotting jeff and neil's haul* "jeez.pick up some tampons while you're at it. you know the sweetener in that shit causes cancer and is connected to donald rumsfield. yes,THAT donald rumsfield. *picks up some old spice of his own.* feel free to support cancer and american war criminals though,i'd hate to ruin your fun.
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#506 Posted : 17 October 2012 10:10:11(UTC)
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Jeff is already drinking greedily, and he stops to look at erich, "It's all they have - goddamn shoppers drug mart"
Neil is trying to decide between a Milky Way and a Mars bar and decides to get both, paying with a wad of scrunched up bills.
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#507 Posted : 17 October 2012 10:15:31(UTC)
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erich*:purchases the old spice,a few bottles of cough syrup and a box of safety pins* well,id complain to management if all a store had was diet coke. they are clearly trying to kill you.


outside karoliena's black maserati is parked beside the civil defense van. nina and chloe are leaning on the fender.
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#508 Posted : 17 October 2012 10:18:12(UTC)
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Tony spots Chloe outside and hastily dowses himself in deodorant. "Those are the biggest t-" Jeff bumped him out of the way and stared too. "Mother of god...."
Tony and Jeff look at each other, and each sprint to get outside first, although as soon as the door opens they trip on each other and fall at Chloe and Nina's feet
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#509 Posted : 17 October 2012 10:22:04(UTC)
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chloe looks absolutely disgusted. nina sorta smiles at her weakly.


karoliena kisses erich goodbye and whispers in his ear before driving off.


nina:hey! i thought she said i could keep the car.

erich:oh. she said to tell you,if you think a little dried cum bothers her,you are fucking bat shit crazy.

nina:tony,love... this is chloe. she's a girl...i think.

chloe:*gives her a dirty look.* um,hi.



ooc:not sure how chloe will end up being.she's always been a non speaking character.
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#510 Posted : 17 October 2012 10:24:45(UTC)
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Tony gets up, dusts himself off, and punches Jeff in the shoulder. "I'm Tony. I'm kind of a death metal superstar, no big deal or anything." He flashes his best superstar smile, while Neil snickers behind him. Sam steps in. "Hi chloe, I'm sam, The weirdo with the diet coke is Neil, The ginger with the plate-sized stretched ears is Jeff, the nice guy with the baseball cap is Rob, and you've already met tony."

ooc: ooh, character development (Y) always fun
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#511 Posted : 17 October 2012 10:32:31(UTC)
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chloe shakes hands with them all.but is too shy to speak.

nina:*sighs* chloe is the drummer of the harlots.she is from france and her only selling point is her chest.

chloe: nina! stop,they are going to think i am some sort of sex freak!

nina:well arent you,love?

chloe:NO! i am the normal one from the harlots.

nina:doesnt she sound fun? *rolls her eyes*

erich: *already throwing the 6 empty cough syrup bottles in the trash* right then,lovebirds and future lovebirds,and single fucks, lets hit the road! anyone ever robotrip and drive?



ooc:it should be fun especially since nina is hard to write without erica around.
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#512 Posted : 17 October 2012 10:36:01(UTC)
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Tony holds the door open for Chloe, the single most gentlemanly act he's ever accomplished in his life. The rest of the band gets on the bus, snickering at Tony's instant change in personality. "Robotrip" Sam says. "As long as you get us to winnipeg, I don't care what you do."
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#513 Posted : 17 October 2012 10:38:49(UTC)
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erich:it should be fun,i cant say i ever done it.*takes a deep breath and says a silent prayer to bongo,the god of gravity.then starts the van.*


chloe: ooh, that was unexpected...you arent just letting me go first so you can look at my ass,are you?


nina giggles and gets in the van,pinching chloe's ass as she goes by.

chloe:dammit nina,stop.i am trying to have moves put on me.
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#514 Posted : 17 October 2012 10:41:36(UTC)
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Tony laughs. "Well, now you've gone and put the idea in my head, it'll be hard not to." another movie star smile. "So chloe, what brings you to this neck of Canadiana?"
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#515 Posted : 17 October 2012 10:45:43(UTC)
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chloe:well,you did silly.*laughs half sexy,half nervous* ..and nina and karoliena's concern for their own karma. apparently something involving teasing sam about some girl named nichole? i hope it isnt the same nichole from big brother.she seems a little slutty.


nina:CHLOE! *nods towards castor and tries to whisper yells "she is castor's friend.you upset him,and i'll cu your tits off and sew them on your back!"
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#516 Posted : 17 October 2012 10:49:27(UTC)
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Tony looks at nina with a look of grave seriousness. "Don't you think Chloe has enough back problems with her tits on the FRONT of her? Would you really do that to such a beautiful woman?" He turns back to Chloe and grins. "Nichole is Castor's best friend. Sam, the tall guy with the long hair, sorta has a crush on her. It's sad really."
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#517 Posted : 17 October 2012 10:57:48(UTC)
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chloe:oh sam,....i am so sorry your crush made out with erica.did you see last night?! wow,i dont even like girls,but that was fucking arousing...*she laughs and twirls her hair* you really think i'm beautiful,tony?

nina:*makes a gagging sound*

chloe:you're just jealous nobody tells you you are beautiful.

nina:oh no,love.i wasnt gagging because of that.i was merely imitating the sound you'll be making before night's end....and castor thinks i am fucking hot!

erich:*to no one in particular* oh god,i think this was a terrible idea! i got wilfred brimely whispering in one ear, frankenberry putting his pinkie in my other ear! *flips on the van's deafening air raid siren*
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#518 Posted : 17 October 2012 11:34:31(UTC)
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Tony puts his arm around Chloe and gives nina a scowl. "You know, you really should learn how to treat a lady, Nina." He looks Chloe in the eye. "Chloe, you're the most beautiful woman I've seen on this entire tour, and believe you me, some of our groupies are downright hot."
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#519 Posted : 17 October 2012 11:43:29(UTC)
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nina:show me a lady and i'll treat her right.*licks her top lip*


chloe:*snuggles close to tony* i love being told i am prettier than whores that love to fuck guys in bands. * she is actually serious*

erich:uh where are we going again? medicine hat?


ooc:i think i found chloe's persona.she's going to be a bit air headed.
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#520 Posted : 17 October 2012 11:47:47(UTC)
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tony looks like he's died and gone to heaven. "So, you're a drummer, huh? Does this mean you're good with your hands?"
Sam spits out a mouthful of diet coke and starts laughing. Rob frowns. "You just get right to the point, don't you Tony?"

ooc: love it, it's always fun to have a doofus in the group. she'll be like the female neil.
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