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Offline erich hess  
#521 Posted : 17 October 2012 11:51:43(UTC)
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chloe:oh yeah,you totally have to be.sometimes when i am drumming i like to picture smacking rubber ducks on a conveyor belt. what instrument do you play?


ooc:it was either oblivious dummy or very damaged and scared from all the abuse nina and erica put her through.i figured dumb would be a lot less dark.
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#522 Posted : 17 October 2012 11:55:12(UTC)
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Tony tries to hold in his laughter. "Smacking rubber ducks? Uh..wow. I play guitar." He senses another opportunity to impress his newfound lady friend and grabs one of the two worn acoustics from their gear. He tries to think of a romantic song, but can't. Instead, he starts strumming away to "If you're gonna be dumb, you gotta be tough" by Roger Alan Wade. He thought of trying to sing, but decided against it; his voice wasn't exactly a crowd pleaser. Sam tapped Erich on the shoulder to get his attention. "We're going to winnipeg, remember? Not every city in canada is named Medicine Hat."
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#523 Posted : 17 October 2012 11:59:50(UTC)
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chloe:oh i love that song. "starts singing " lets stay together" by al green.....terribly*

nina:oh jesus fucking christ. *gives everyone in the van a "i am soooo sorry for bringing her"look."


erich:*tightening his bomber cap straps* eagle hat.got it. anyone else feel the van getting....gooey?
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#524 Posted : 17 October 2012 12:04:37(UTC)
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Rob searches for something, anything that will stop the singing. He grabs the guitar from Tony and hands it to sam. "Hey sam, you should play us something! and sing, too, because...because you can sing without making this entire van suicidal."
Sam just looks at the guitar. "I don't know, uh, I haven't rehearsed anything..." very rapidly, the rest of the band (excluding tony, who just looks pissed) begin to cheer him on and encourage him.
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#525 Posted : 17 October 2012 12:13:01(UTC)
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erich:sing "straight edge", anything other than chl...al green.i cant hear that song without getting horny. oh,i think winnipeg is coming up. fuck if i can find where eagle hat is. i suggest we stop here for the night, regroup our forces and stick it to rommell in the morning.

chloe:i'll sing back up,sam!


nina:tony,i swear i dont hate you,no matter how it looks.


chloe:why would you say that? tony is awesome.why would you hate him?
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#526 Posted : 17 October 2012 12:18:25(UTC)
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Tony looks at nina and winks. "Don't worry about it." he also silently mouths 'thank you so much'. He wraps his arm around Chloe and pulls her even closer. "Hey Chloe, instead of singing backup, maybe you can find something else to keep your mouth occupied."
Rob shook his head. "Erich, we're in winnipeg. We need to get to Silverado's." He hands him his phone, which has a handy dandy GPS app. Sam looks around the van and shrugs. "Okay, uh, I don't really know what to play so...here it goes."
He starts playing a stripped down version of "Love?" by Strapping Young Lad, and before long Neil is tapping his hands on the window in time and Jeff is clapping along.

love,
is a way of feeling
love,
is a way of feeling less alone
so what's all the fuss about?

love,
the paradox of needing
love,
make way for breeding


as soon as that line come up, Tony turns to Chloe. "You're good at breeding, right?"
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#527 Posted : 17 October 2012 12:24:08(UTC)
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nina just shakes her head and wonders about the shit men will go through for some action.

erich:*jumping back from the phone,causing the van to nearly topple* keep that thing away from me! i dont want big brother tracing my every move. you just tell me where to go and i'll get you there. *starts smacking the dashboard with his hand.* if these god damn munchkins will leave me the fuck alone. go back to oz, mother fuckers!


chloe:i dont know.i've never had any kids.so i guess i am pretty bad at it.*begins bobbing to the song they are playing*
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#528 Posted : 17 October 2012 12:28:43(UTC)
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Tony shakes his head. "Uh, don't worry about it. Have you ever listened to my band?"
Rob grabs his phone before erich can smash it. "Uh, take a left up here, just make sure not to hit anything."
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#529 Posted : 17 October 2012 12:35:00(UTC)
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chloe:*takes tony's hand*oh yeah,i looove acts of fate. i've yet to see you live,though.so tonight is going to be great. *she kisses his mouth* for luck!


erich: ok. left,got it. dont hit anything? sounds like a challenge. * purportedly runs over a garbage can. then un-purposely clips a car's mirror.* holy shit! the cars are rising against their masters!


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#530 Posted : 17 October 2012 12:39:52(UTC)
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Tony lights up. "Hate, honey, it's Hate. But it's not important." He looks at the rest of the band. "This one is mine, boys. Be jealous." Although the only that actually looks semi jealous is Jeff. The rest of the band looks relieved.
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#531 Posted : 17 October 2012 12:43:34(UTC)
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chloe:*puts her hand to her mouth* i am so sorry! that would be like you calling the harlots the whores.

nina:now you lads know why erica and i are the public faces of the harlots.

chloe: why is that,nina?

nina:uh,because you are so damn pretty,love.we hate completion.

being with castor has inspired to nina to be a slightly better person and makes her think twice about mentally abusing chloe.
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#532 Posted : 17 October 2012 12:56:12(UTC)
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Tony: Don't worry about it, I couldn't be mad at such a pretty face.
Rob points. "Up there. It's Silverados, we should probably start unloading.
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#533 Posted : 17 October 2012 13:00:10(UTC)
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erich nods and pulls the hand brake,the van artfully spins with it's rear end facing the door of the venue.


chloe: *rubs his cheek* you're pretty too.you guys are going to kill it tonight.

erich starts grabbing equipment and moving it inside the venue. being certain to make eyte contact with the the morally loose women who are waiting outside.
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#534 Posted : 17 October 2012 13:02:17(UTC)
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Tony takes Chloe's hand and leads her out of the van. "It's so refreshing to be around a beautiful SINGLE woman for once." He looks at the others. "Me and chloe will head inside, you guys can handle the equipment."
The rest of the band gives him the evil eye and starts hauling stuff inside.
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#535 Posted : 17 October 2012 13:07:07(UTC)
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chloe: *taking his hand and giggling* buy a girl a drink?

erich:*lugging a marshall head unit and puffing angrily on a blunt.* what a fucker! he does realize she is dumb as a brick,right?

nina:*holding some picks and drumsticks* see?! people used to give us such shit for abusing chloe.but do you see?! how can you not abuse that?


erich:i am going to go out on a limb and say it's been awhile for tony.right,guys?
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#536 Posted : 17 October 2012 13:12:54(UTC)
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Sam: as far as we know, yes. quite some time.
Jeff: *slinging his bass over his shoulder, mumbling under his breath* i hope that fucker gets chlamydia.
They load their equipment into the venue and wait backstage.
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#537 Posted : 17 October 2012 13:19:22(UTC)
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nina:*guzzling a beer backstage* as far as i know.chloe is quite clean...and quite a minx in the sack.

erich:really? she's been on the list for me for years.


nina:oh yeah,love.*sings "freaks come out at night" by whodini.*

erich makes sure to tune the guitars before taking his station backstage. he hits on several acts of hate groupies with no success..
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#538 Posted : 17 October 2012 13:24:59(UTC)
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Tony is busy flirting with Chloe when Sam pats him on the back. "Center stage, buddy. It's showtime."

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As the Halloween Theme song plays over the PA, the crowd roars in anticipation. As the song reaches its peak, the boys nod to their friends and run on stage and begin to deliver their signature brand of death - metality. Throughout the show, Tony tries to show off by shredding unneccessarily. The rest of the band keeps giving him the evil eye. When the show finally ends, Tony all but throws his guitar down and heads back to Chloe.

SETLIST
1. Knee Deep In The Dead
2. Catechization
3. Faith Illusions
4. Sentenced to Hang
5. Cataclysm
6. Withering Entities
7. Still Counting / Deluge To Cleanse The Sinners
8. Mechanical Christ

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#539 Posted : 17 October 2012 13:30:12(UTC)
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chloe throws her arms around tony and kisses him. "that was sooo fucking punk rock.i loved it.!"


erich stumbles on stage and treats the crowd,who had dwindled to about 20 people to a drunken/ dxm'd cover of hank 3's "dick in dixie" he beat the the shit out of someone's pawnshop acoustic. the remainder of the acts of hate crowd clapped politely,if not a little confusedly.
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#540 Posted : 17 October 2012 13:34:43(UTC)
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Tony: *sighs* god, you are hot.
Jeff, who is holding his bass in the background, breaks a string. Rob facepalms so hard an audible smack is heard. The 20 drunken fans cheer on erich, chanting "Play 'Whipping Post!!!'"
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