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Offline niggajones  
#641 Posted : 18 October 2012 11:36:58(UTC)
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Rob shook his head. "Nah, its okay, I got it." The clerk opened the cash register and started throwing bills at them. "I will pay you people to LEAVE. GET THE HELL OUT!"

Inside the van, Sam shakes his head. "Oh, sorry. I guess it's been so long that I assumed you were flirting with me." He puts his headphones back on and turns the volume up to the max.
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#642 Posted : 18 October 2012 11:39:42(UTC)
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never one to pass up free money,erich takes the money and puts his bomber hat on. "come on boyos.i think we have done all we can do here. onward to dicerio's,or whatever the fuck it's called. sounds like a chinese place.


chloe looks at sam and sees he's trying to ignore her. she motions for him to take his head phones off.
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#643 Posted : 18 October 2012 11:45:47(UTC)
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Rob and Tony book it out of the place. "Dorsia. I don't really know what they serve there, but it's REALLY expensive, so it has to be good."

Sam takes his headphones off and gives chloe an odd look. "What?"
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#644 Posted : 18 October 2012 11:51:38(UTC)
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"can i listen too?" chloe asks in her ditzy way



erich hops in the drivers seat and starts the van."uh,i think we just committed our first robbery....well its mine at least."

nina lights up a blunt and passes to erich. "thank fuck you are back,i think chloe is going to rape sam."

"so?" erich asks. "i think its high time we fit a "deliverance" reference in here. can anyone play dueling banjos? "erich sees the general disheveledness of the group."we cant go into dorsia looking like this! i dont care if nobody goes there anymore. we must be dressed to the nines.like castor over there. that cat can dress!"
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#645 Posted : 18 October 2012 12:09:17(UTC)
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Sam gives chloe a puzzled look. "you sure? Its cannibal corpse..."
Neil takes a hit and passes it on. Well i have no money to spend on clothes. To the thrift shop?
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#646 Posted : 18 October 2012 12:14:35(UTC)
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chloe lights up,"i loooove cannibal corpse.i like that song they do with all the yelling.

erich ponders for a bit "to the second hand store! i suggest blue leisure suits.it is after labour day,mind you.so no white."


nina squeals,"one of you has got to get a powder blue tux! those are always a riot!"
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#647 Posted : 18 October 2012 12:19:31(UTC)
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Tony suts next to chloe and wraps his arm around her. "you like cannibal corpse? I might just have to marry you."
Neil looks very excited "powder blue tux? I am SO in"

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#648 Posted : 18 October 2012 12:24:40(UTC)
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chloe looks petrified, "you're gonna bury me? is that some canadian sex thing? i'm up for it,if it doesnt involve my butt."


erich drifts the van into the secondhand store parking lot. "right then. lets go and remember time is of the essence.doritos doesnt stay open forever."

nina giggles,"to make it interesting...say 20 dollar max on the outfits?"
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#649 Posted : 18 October 2012 12:27:56(UTC)
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Tony ignores chloes stupidity. "god, you are so hot."
The rest of the band decide to get as far away from chloe as possible and run into the store
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#650 Posted : 18 October 2012 12:29:52(UTC)
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Castor walked into the secondhand store, almost a stumble, totally zoned out of the world. He had been watching play backs on his phone of what had happened in the past few hours of Big Brother. He was upset for Nichole, upset for Erica, upset for the world. And plus, being around Chloe made it hard for him to focus on anything but his frustration towards her.
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#651 Posted : 18 October 2012 12:31:54(UTC)
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in the store nina asks the boys."so how attached are you to tony again? look the van is 65 years old. exhaust leaks happen all the time. a little carbon monoxide poisoning and we'll never be suspected."

some elderly customers look aghast that nina is planning murder in front of them.she gives them the finger.

erich heads into the stores depths and finds a sea foam green angora sweater,a captain's hat,some burgandy golf pants and blue pumas.
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#652 Posted : 18 October 2012 12:33:26(UTC)
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Castor looked through old clothes apathetically, not being able to get his mind off of how much he missed Nichole and how much he disliked Chloe.
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#653 Posted : 18 October 2012 12:34:19(UTC)
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Jeff chuckles. "Wouldn't mind that, actually, if things get any worse." Neil is busy shoving mismatched clothing into a basket. "Can we give them a couple name? like...Chlony?" The rest of the band cracks up. Rob runs his hands through his hair and sighs, "Well, Tony's sort of my friend. He's a dick, but only because he's so insecure. I think that as long as Chloe is satisfied with screwing him and not screwing sam, it'll eventually be beneficial. Doesn't mean I like it."
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#654 Posted : 18 October 2012 12:46:12(UTC)
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nina laughs long and hard. "i sincerely hope tony doesnt expect her to not cheat on him. can you think of any member of the hess clan that doesnt have at least two lovers? " she thinks for a minute and adds, "except for me! but that is only recently."

"chlony....love it." erich says while slipping his new clothes on right in the store.he is wearing stereotypical white boxers with hearts on them."ok,tony is friends with rob.call off the hit,nina."


nina sadly puts down a wrench and a book titled,"how to make murder look like an accident for fun and profit. "castor,make them let me kill chloe.pleeeeaaase!"
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#655 Posted : 18 October 2012 12:48:05(UTC)
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Castor looked over at the group and smiled slighty. "I approve. Go for it, babe."
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#656 Posted : 18 October 2012 12:49:47(UTC)
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A voice calls out smoothly from behind them. "Ladies.."

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Sam seems to have found what he thinks to be an acceptable outfit. "Did somebody order Sam "Sexbomb" Fischer?"

ooc: i'm so happy i found that picture omg i can't even contain myself
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#657 Posted : 18 October 2012 12:54:57(UTC)
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erich gives sam two thumbs up "hell,if nichole wont fuck you,i will." and laughs madly.


nina finds a burgundy velvet tux and puts it on. "wow,i like this.sure it's ugly as fuck.but it makes my ass look great!"
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#658 Posted : 18 October 2012 12:56:29(UTC)
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OOC: Welp, there we go. Never been more attracted to a picture in my life. ;)

Castor smiled at both Sam and then at Nina. "Babe, your ass always looks great." He winked and gave her ass a quick grab.
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#659 Posted : 18 October 2012 12:59:03(UTC)
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Neil returns decked out in a burgundy blazer over an early 90's cosby-esque geometric pattern sweater. Jeff throws on a pink dress shirt, Rob pulls on a pinstripe sports jacket, and Tony emerges from the changeroom, zipping up the pants to his powder blue tuxedo. He turns back to the changeroom. "Chloe, the rest of the guys are ready!"
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#660 Posted : 18 October 2012 12:59:55(UTC)
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nina jumps with a yelp and returns the ass grab. "i am ready to get piss drunk on md 20/20 at my highschool prom. have terrible sex in the back of a chevy chevette and then cry afterwards to some reo speedwagon song.....i think i just channeled the spirit of the last time this thing was worn.
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