HELLLOOOOOO! _______________________________________________________________
Brian: Man! It's been quite a while since we last spoke to any of you! Hello!
Jerry is jumping around in the background, Dennis turns around to him
Dennis: Dude, calm down! It's streaming! What's up guys?
Jerry continues jumping around
Brian: Something is wrong with him but don't mind him.
They all smile.
Chris: Well if you guys didn't know, it's me.., Dennis, Chris and the energizer bunny, Jerry her-
Jerry stops and joins the webcam and looks at Chris
Jerry: Fuck off!
Chris laughs
Chris: And we are the Stat Nerds.
Jerry: Yes the fuck we are!
Dennis: And we are back!
Brian: Anyway, we relaunched the site yesterday and we are so overwhelmed with the all nice feedback we got. We were actually surprised that people remembered us because it's been quite a while, and we never got a chance to make the impact that we wanted to the last time.
Jerry: Because of that dick head ass hole!
Brian swiftly turns around to Jerry and whispers. "We were told not to speak about him"
Brian: So yeah.. we didn't really get a chance to make that impact and we kind of slipped off the face of the earth because we had to handle some business, really important business.
Chris: Stop beating around the bush Brian!
Chris rolls his eyes
Chris: Basically we were at risk of not being able to start our career back up and we were essentially going to have nothing. But luckily that did not happen!
They all smile
Chris: But this time around, things will be different. Things will take a different route.
Dennis: And we will get more cuties then last time..
Jerry: We? You mean ME...
Dennis: That's what you think dude...
Jerry laughs
Chris: Not only are we talking about the cuties but we are talking about our career as a whole. We are ready to pick up where we left off and we are not wasting anytime. Just last year, we were performing at the Hall of Fame Awards. We had a top 10 hit... but that wasn't enough. Now, we want pure super stardom...
Jerry breaths in
Jerry: Can you smell that Dennis?
Dennis breaths in too
Dennis: I smell it.. I smell......super stardom.
They all laugh
Brian: These guys are nuts!
Chris: Seriously. We worked so hard the last time around but I feel like we weren't working hard enough but we want is so bad and we will get it. I mean, look at us.
Brian laughs
Brian: Slow it down there ego trip!
Jerry: Brian shut up!
Chris: Anyway, before that wanker cut me off... I was saying that there is alot to catch up on. A lot of new artists have sprung up and we need to find our place within the industry again.
Jerry: I think we did that yesterday.
Dennis: And if we didn't, it should be rather easy to do so...
Chris: So the reason we are here is to officially welcome you to our new site.
Brian: Yes! And to all the people who are showing us all the love and support already, thank you so much.
Dennis: And to all the beautiful women out there who gave us all that love
Dennis winks
Dennis: We see you ...
He smiles
Jerry: I don't want ANYONE going after Serenity. I told her yesterday that I'm taking her out...
Chris: Yeah.. and Brian was getting all comfortable with Pixie.. she digs dudes who wank off to her video
Jerry, Chris and Dennis burst out and laughter. Brian rolls his eyes
Brian: That joke is so old already. At least she was talking to me and Barbarian diss the shit out of you Jerry so shut up.
Chris starts laughing
Chris: Shots fired!
Jerry: I'll give you that one, but it ain't my fault Barbarian likes em elephant sized...
Dennis laughs
Brian: Moving on...
Chris: So yeah, once again we want to say thank you to everyone and say hello to people who are just meeting us. We aren't going anywhere!
Dennis: And hello to our fans who haven't seen us in a while! We are back! No more waiting!
Brian: This is so exciting!
Jerry: It really is.
Chris: And before we end this off, I'd like to announce that we signed our recording contract todaaaaay! Booooyahhhh!
All the boys start clapping and yelling
Dennis: And our brand new single will be released anywhere from this week or next week! Aside from a few interviews we want to do. I know a lot of people are wondering what exactly happened over the last year and those questions will be answered at a late time.
He winks
Dennis: Don't want to give too much away.
Jerry: You know something boys?
Brian: What?
Chris: Yeah?
Dennis: Shoot...
Jerry: I cannot wait for the weekend!
Dennis laughs
Dennis: I can't either!
Chris: I'm so ready for the weekend..
Brian: I don't know why you guys keep saying that but weekends really are the best!
Jerry laughs
Jerry: See.. you agree Brian, and you know it.
Chris laughs
Chris: Anyway, if you want to catch us on twitter at @TheStatNerds but we also have personal twitters, my twitter is @ChrisHudsonTSN
Dennis: My twitter is @DennisShawoffTSN
Brian: Shoot me a tweet @BrianBodkinTSN
Jerry: You already know! It's @AyoJHolmesTSN. Don't be shy shoot us a tweet ladies!
Dennis: Agreed!
Chris grins
Chris: Once again, thank you for watching. We'll be heading out to the meeting today and then to the studio. We've got lots of work to do.
Dennis: Be on the lookout!
Brian: Thanks for all the love and support once again. And you can always leave us a comment on the website. See you all later...
In unison: WE ARE THE STAT NERDS. SEE YA LATER!
They all smile as they end the live stream