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I had a mate in uni, big lad he was, and he used to drink rosé wine by the bottle....through a straw. He was properly huge though, and he could stomach some amount of alcohol. I once saw him neck (and I shit you not) a full litre of whisky in less than an hour. I didn't see him for 2 days after that, but I have never, ever, ever seen a human being so intoxicated. Hilarious. |
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all about buying a mate a litre of vodka for their birthday and making them down it all right there.... then filming the results
i remember i used to buy a fortified wine from Netto that was dirt cheep as well.. |
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i am a sad bastard and do most my drinking at home now. the missus took the car,so i'm hoofing it around. a bar is rare in the part of town i am in now. i could hang with loads of cool old cuban guys though. |
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Originally Posted by: erich hess  i am a sad bastard and do most my drinking at home now. the missus took the car,so i'm hoofing it around. a bar is rare in the part of town i am in now. i could hang with loads of cool old cuban guys though. Those Cubans are crazy bastards! Some Americans with Cuban descent came over to my old school last year, them motherfuckers drunk us all under the table. Take care. For my 18th I done the traditional '18 shots of vodka'. The results were catastrophic... |
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Well... I was talking with Daniel on facebook and he just asked me to post a video of him here... so this is Daniel guys... is he cute or not? ;)
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I feel numb, born with a weak heart
I guess I must be having fun EARN BY WORKING LIKE A DOG
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That is just too funny lol. 
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It's a fun perspective of a really bad situation... |
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pft, we had coastal flooding and 80 miles an hour winds ooop ere in Cumbria last week, and it didn't even make the national news... *thinks Americans should stop getting worked up about a bit of wind and rain and just put a jumper on* |
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I don't see what being "American" has to do with anything.......
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Originally Posted by: Walton I don't see what being "American" has to do with anything....... probably all the Americans on the news hyping up this storm |
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To be fair, the British press are hyping it as well. |
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Originally Posted by: genocidal king To be fair, the British press are hyping it as well. fair point..... All Americans don't need to nut up and just put a jumper on.... its all the Dutch people in New York making a woo har about it |
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Originally Posted by: Rincewind pft, we had coastal flooding and 80 miles an hour winds ooop ere in Cumbria last week, and it didn't even make the national news... *thinks Americans should stop getting worked up about a bit of wind and rain and just put a jumper on* I don't see how a DVD from 2008 will help me out. I'll just let myself out:  |
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daniel is a cutie. fucking good looking bastard.
psh,.sandy.i fart harder than that lousy storm. |
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Originally Posted by: genocidal king I had a mate in uni, big lad he was, and he used to drink rosé wine by the bottle....through a straw. He was properly huge though, and he could stomach some amount of alcohol. I once saw him neck (and I shit you not) a full litre of whisky in less than an hour. I didn't see him for 2 days after that, but I have never, ever, ever seen a human being so intoxicated. Hilarious. This is what I don't get about some people. They're scrimping and saving on everything, eating instant noodles and heating their rooms with lightbulbs, yet spending a fortune on alcohol, and consuming it so fast it makes them sick... That or weed. Heaven forbid you should smoke a little less fucking weed for a couple days so you can pay your fucking rent... Sorry, I'm talking about my boss again. |
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Originally Posted by: Rincewind pft, we had coastal flooding and 80 miles an hour winds ooop ere in Cumbria last week, and it didn't even make the national news... *thinks Americans should stop getting worked up about a bit of wind and rain and just put a jumper on* Difference is, if the storm destroyed all of Cumbria, it would be about £15 worth of damage. |
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fucking glad i decided to walk to the liquor store yesterday. sometimes life just falls into place. |
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Originally Posted by: Gildermershina Originally Posted by: Rincewind pft, we had coastal flooding and 80 miles an hour winds ooop ere in Cumbria last week, and it didn't even make the national news... *thinks Americans should stop getting worked up about a bit of wind and rain and just put a jumper on* Difference is, if the storm destroyed all of Cumbria, it would be about £15 worth of damage. lol |
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Originally Posted by: Gildermershina Originally Posted by: genocidal king I had a mate in uni, big lad he was, and he used to drink rosé wine by the bottle....through a straw. He was properly huge though, and he could stomach some amount of alcohol. I once saw him neck (and I shit you not) a full litre of whisky in less than an hour. I didn't see him for 2 days after that, but I have never, ever, ever seen a human being so intoxicated. Hilarious. This is what I don't get about some people. They're scrimping and saving on everything, eating instant noodles and heating their rooms with lightbulbs, yet spending a fortune on alcohol, and consuming it so fast it makes them sick...That or weed. Heaven forbid you should smoke a little less fucking weed for a couple days so you can pay your fucking rent... Sorry, I'm talking about my boss again. The thing is, in my four years at uni, I met very few fellow students who were scrimping on anything. Alcohol spending was probably the biggest outgoing for most, but the eating of noodles all the time was quite a rarity in my eyes. |
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