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#1761 Posted : 08 November 2012 04:30:51(UTC)
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Katie: And you know what your naked girlfriend says Hay Hay?....she says come to bed now and play ;) Please?
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#1762 Posted : 08 November 2012 10:06:15(UTC)
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Blonde pop girls battle in nightclub brawl
Reports have surfaced that Suzie Stockholm and Gemma Urie exchanged blows in an LA nightclub

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Suzie was happy to pose for the cameras before entering the club earlier in the night.

She may have been ALL OVER the news this week with the big story that she is being attacked by the Parent Council for exposing a nipple on the X Factor at the weekend, but it seems that wasn't enough controversy for ever-colourful pop bimbo Suzie Stockholm, as she went toe-to-toe with another blonde pop star in an LA nightclub to celebrate her controversial performance.

Reports coming out of LA say that the Swedish diva, drinking to celebrate the release of her new album Rise Above, and Lashes lead singer Gemma Urie, who has recently married indie-rock star James Urie, clashed in LA nightclub Liberty after Suzie's appearance on the singing competition on Sunday night, with the pair eventually having to be pulled apart by security staff at the venue, and both later being ejected. How embarrassing girls! What were the two of you thinking? Perhaps tensions were already high given the alleged break up of Urie's Star Factory alumnus band Lashes, who recently had a hit single with Leather Love. Suzie is a long time friend of Gemma's band mate and...bitter rival...Natalya Dobros, which is sure to have caused friction between them.

Eyewitnesses at the scene said the two were giving each other the evil eye throughout the night in the club, before their paths crossed on the dancefloor. Stand back bitches! Ding ding; Diva battle, round one, claws out, MEOW! What surprised me most of all was that these two managed to keep relatively boobs in throughout the fight. What with Suzie's reign of terror bringing about a lawsuit for the nipple debacle, and Lashes consistently being dressed like GirlSpice as hookers throughout StarFactory season one, it's simply unfathomable that someone didn't roll out a paddling pool filled with jello for the two bimbos to frolic nude in while trying to tear out each other's eyes! Ouch!


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Gemma Urie (center) partied with friends up until just minutes before being confronted by the star.

Sadly, neither of the bruised bitches has come out yet to confirm why they thought it a good place to air their dirty lingerie on the dancefloor of LA's swankiest scene, but that hasn't stopped the eyewitness reports from flooding onto the Culture Uncut desk like juices onto Suzie's plastic face! One fan alleges that the first words were exchanged when Suzie laughed at Gemma for the allegations that the latter had been kicked out of her burlesque girl troop (Lashes) because she was too fugly to fit or look good in the catsuits they planned to wear on tour (more on that story in days to come), while another said that Gemma muttered "slut" under her breath at the Swedish eccentric. If that is true, then pot, kettle, black has never been a more relevant saying darling. Calling someone a slut when you stopped just inches short of sucking dick on live TV to get through week after week on StarFactory is like Lindsay Lohan trying to tell Rita Ora that she likes a party too much!

But wait for it; while the rumours and fake eyelashes were flying left, right and centre, this writer got in touch with THE most reliable mouth in Hollywood (ooooh), and heard the real reason behind the punching plastic society. "It was hilarious, babes," my source told me. "They were exchanging words between each other and it looked like it would be nothing more than an argument until Suzie said that she was sure James wishes he could 'get some of this pussy again.' Rwar or what? Next thing I know there's fakery flying everywhere, dahling! Gemma had half of Suzie's weave tangled in her claws and Suzie had makeup all over her hand from where she bitchslapped Gemma so hard. I don't think this one will be over any time soon."

So how about that then? The plot thickens quicker than cornflour in your grandma's soup! Suzie has had James Urie in her? Do you believe her? If Suzie herself is to be believed, that would mean Scott RH, Jason Smith, Rory Delaney, Stinson, James Urie, Katie Coyle and any number of other celebrities has entered the cavernous plastic vag. But have they? Or is it all just another genius way for the Swedish beauty to promote herself and her to DIE for music? If she did sleep with Gemma's husband, as well as stealing away her former friend Natalya then I'm afraid it's 2 - 0 Suzie, and I guess we can understand why Gemma left the club with more hair in her fist than Suzie had left on her head.

I sure hope for one that this isn't the end of this though. With Suzie promoting new single Dance With the Queen right now, and Gemma ready to release her debut solo single Precious at the weekend, these bitches will go head to head in the professional realm very very soon. But I'm sure I'm not the only one who would pay to see them get it on in that jello filled pool....Bikinis at the ready girls; seconds out, round three, fight, ding ding!
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#1763 Posted : 08 November 2012 10:13:43(UTC)
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Serenity: Um.. if James actually hit that, then I guess I misinterpreted him lol!
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#1764 Posted : 08 November 2012 10:41:19(UTC)
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erica:i'm totally sure gemma started it. suzie is far too sweet to be all "your man wishes he could fuck me again."

nina:what,love?! didnt you,yourself have words with suzie in the big brother house?

erica: that? no,no.. that was different.

nina: how so?! suzie crossed your girl crush,and you totally were going to fight her!

erica: that was misguided sexual tension.*she giggles*

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#1765 Posted : 08 November 2012 10:53:36(UTC)
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Gemma: I haven't even needed to ask James about this. I have full confidence that my classy and wonderful husband would never touch something like this. What can I say about the fight? It was silly of me to get involved, but I had had a few drinks and she was trying to belittle me. I apologised to the club but I will not apologise to Suzie.
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#1766 Posted : 08 November 2012 11:01:37(UTC)
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erica:aw,gemma sounds sweet too.now i feel bad for saying she probably started it.

nina:jeez,is there anyone you dont like?

erica:nope! thats the curse of weapons grade cuteness,you like EVERYONE!

nina:ugh,in that case i'm glad i'm hot instead of cute.
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#1767 Posted : 08 November 2012 11:47:23(UTC)
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Gemma: Apparently I will address this matter with BBC Radio One in an interview tomorrow. Oh wow....massive.
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#1768 Posted : 10 November 2012 04:27:22(UTC)
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JOEY & UGENIA ARE OFFICIALLY ENGAGED

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The Teen Titan Joey Frankson and the singer, actress and presenter Ugenia Watkins have announced their engagement today after they've been dating since they came out of the first Celebrity Big Brother house.
The two first met to record together a song for Ugenia's album two years ago, but rumors of flirts started during the Teen Titans' first world tour 'Generation', where Ugenia replaced the Teen Titan Laurence Wilson for the last part of the tour. The actual love between the two only seems to be exploded in the Big Brother house though and once out of it, the couple announced the coming of their twins Vanessa and Brandon, who were born early this year.
They're now both said to be thrilled about their awaited wedding, which might happen before the end of this year.


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#1769 Posted : 10 November 2012 04:31:10(UTC)
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Erich: no matter how hot you think you are,you will never be as genetically perfect as these two. I tried growing a beard like that once,I looked like a fucking dumbass!
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#1770 Posted : 10 November 2012 05:12:07(UTC)
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Hannah Beth: Aww congrats you two :) Now the twins can be there for your wedding too!
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#1771 Posted : 10 November 2012 08:53:54(UTC)
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E! News To Air Merjos Special In December

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[Hannah, Hayden, & Izzy]

The Merjos family are set to have their very own E! special that will air in December. It is reported to be about the family in terms of career and personal lives. It will feature interviews from all 3 members, Hayden, Hannah Beth, and Izzy, followed by unseen footage and pictures from the musical family. Also to make cameos will be Hannah's hubby, Brandon Caulfield, Hayden's girlfriend and Folk superstar Katie Coyle, and possibly Izzy's boyfriend, Joey Starzzz. Even though they were set to shoot a reality show, they decided this would be better and give people a chance to look at them in a different way. The special will be a 2 part series and will each be a hour long. This will be their first interview together.

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#1772 Posted : 10 November 2012 09:03:00(UTC)
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Nina: this sounds cute,love. These folks are some of the nicest people around,I'll watch it.

Karoliena : yeah reality shows seem to make people crazy. Well crazier.
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#1773 Posted : 10 November 2012 23:42:20(UTC)
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Hayden: Are we not the cutest little familia? ;)
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#1774 Posted : 10 November 2012 23:44:13(UTC)
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Katie: I'm gonna have to get a makeover for this :O
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#1775 Posted : 11 November 2012 02:53:55(UTC)
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"Serenity Scott meets Islamic criticism!"

Pop star Serenity Scott has stirred up quite a bit of controversy in the Islamic world in the Middle East after her latest single 'Marilyn Monroe' was released. Not to mention Including other Muslim communities around the world also. Following the release of the 24-year old singer's single, it was met with rave reviews from critics such as Billboard, Metacritic, PopJustice, and other sources... only to be trashed by religious extremists. According to the religious leaders in the religion, Serenity is idolizing "Marilyn Monroe"; an actress who has passed decades ago, but has influenced so many people, including in our time today. Religious leaders in Indonesia have already begun to sign petitions to ban the single from being listened to, purchased, or played on the radio in the country. Here is what someone (anonymous) of the Islamic faith had to say about it all;

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"Serenity Scott is nothing but a demon worshiper and we will not tolerate this type of blasphemy in our country! We will not allow our children to listen to this... this... sinful song that has the devil's imprint all over it. She's clearly idolizing someone who has passed. This is clearly what she is doing in this song and we will not allow our youth listen to this!


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Serenity on the other hand is just as confused as us. Who knew that referencing someone in your song could lead to such hatred? Just like how the Parent Council have started to protest against the Swedish phenomenon Suzie after her so called "exposing" performance on the X Factor; there has been protests against Serenity Scott herself, only on the other side of the planet. Tell us what your opinion is of this all! Do YOU think Serenity was going too far on this song? Take a listen to the song below and tell us your opinion.

[Listen Below!]
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#1776 Posted : 11 November 2012 02:59:48(UTC)
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WEEKEND: BILLY • DUSTYN • OSCAR • RILEY • SCOTT
PUBLIC WARNING: BEAU • CARTER LEE • JAKE • MYLES • ZANDER
THE STAT NERDS: BRIAN • CHRISTOPHER
THE ZONE: BLAKE • CHRIS • JASON • LIAM

JOSHUA GRIMMIE • LINCOLN • LAYLA • MERCEDES • MICHELLE GREEN
ANDREA • DENEIL • CHICAGO NOBODY • BLOOM • SONNY • VICTORIA BLACK
REUBEN • ELLIE-GRACE SUMMERS • ALFIE SUMMERS • MICAH DELISLE
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#1777 Posted : 14 November 2012 05:33:39(UTC)
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Buzz & Hype Back in the Studio?!

It turns out that the world famous production duo are back in the recording studio writing a whole new album!! It is reported that they are currently looking for three or four artists to collaborate with!

Rumour has it that this album will stray further away from pop music and will be faster and harder than before. The twosome seem to have decided this time that they do not want an album full of features and are doing a lot of work themselves without getting the big names on so many tracks!

That being said, they are still looking!



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#1778 Posted : 14 November 2012 06:19:31(UTC)
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Suzie & Sophia's Playboy Spread Coming This Weekend!
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Culture Uncut was the first to announce many months back that controversial star Suzie and GirlSpice songstress Sophia had been offered $1 million each to pose for a special 8 page Playboy spread, and it looks like fans are finally going to see the anticipated pictures. Although the shoot took place several months ago, details were kept tight-lipped, but those who are eager will be seeing the spread by this weekend.

"The pictures came out amazingly well," said Arny Freytag, photographer of the shoot, who has also worked for Playboy since 1976. "Both Suzie and Sophia have a real natural beauty to them, but I wanted to push them out of their comfort zone as much as I could with the shoot, it came out better than I imagined. They're two fearless women who are willing to try pretty much anything, and those are the best types of people to work with."

Keep an eye out for the photos this weekend!
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Erich: towels at the ready.i was so hoping suzie and Sophia were going to be all horny and going at it like the rest of the big brother cast. This magazine will help that dream become reality..in my head.

Karoliena:ew. That is so foul,erich.

Erich:*dirty laugh*

Karoliena: I can't believe they used the words "natural beauty" and "Suzie" in the same story.
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#1780 Posted : 14 November 2012 09:17:18(UTC)
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Sex tape scandal! Oscar Ward and Eilidh Greene blow clean cut image out of the water
Weekend singer Oscar Ward and his presenter girlfriend Eilidh Greene's sex tape has been leaked online after burglary

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Eilidh and Oscar have been in a relationship since the early months of 2012.

They have spent the last ten months in the limelight as one of the world's sweetest and cutest little couples, living their relationship relatively privately since they got together in February, but it seems love's young dream Oscar Ward and Eilidh Greene are not as squeaky clean as first thought, as a sensational new scandal has appeared online following the alleged unofficial release of a sex tape featuring the two.

The pair are not having a particularly good week, having returned home last Saturday to discover that their house had been broken into, with Oscar tweeting at the time that many things of sentimental and "personal" natures had been taken during the raid on their London house. I guess what he meant by "personal" now, right? Naughty boy Oscar! In the week following the theft, the pair have been staying with Oscar's friend and fellow Weekend singer Dustyn Blue near to their own home. However, Ward has been returning somewhat frequently to the house as if looking for something. We hear at Culture Uncut are guessing now that he didn't find what he was looking for...ouch!

Posted online on many torrent websites since last night, the tape entitled "The Perfect Weekend" (although it may have been named by mischievous thieves/uploaders rather than the couple) has now been downloaded hundreds of thousands in times in less than 24 hours. Perhaps what will surprise fans of Eilidh more than anything will be the way in which she manages to retain some of her naivete throughout what is undoubtedly the filthiest moment of her life. The 25 minute clip features Eilidh frequently turn to Oscar and whisper "Where should I go now?" As if seeking some sort of instructional critique on her performance. We only hope for Oscar's sake that every sexual experience with her doesn't involve the need to tell the world's stupidest woman how to do something as natural as breathing air.


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Oscar Ward looked flustered as he left the pair's shared home after it was ransacked in their absence last week.

Perhaps the saddest thing in all of this is that we do not get to have the sort of rumours that circulated around the release of similarly naughty tapes from Tulisa and Carly Rae Jepsen. The evergreen "That is her! That isn't her!" debate is always fun, but not in this case. No no, you see, this is no camera phone nasty. Mr Ward has gone all out for their enjoyment, clearly investing in a fully HD camera for the occasion. So clear are the images, that not only do we get a clear confirmation that this is Oscar and Eilidh throughout, but we can also without doubt say that the latter is most definitely NOT a natural redhead. Oh...poor girl. It looks like she tidied up just for the occasion as well!

One online reviewer, posting on thepiratebay.se, said that the tape far exceded what anyone would have expected: "I only downloaded this because I didn't believe it was them," TheLonelyReality posted. "But yeah, it definitely is. And FUKING (sic) hell! This blows One Night in Paris out of the water. Who knew little Eli (sic) was so filthy as this? This is like real porn, and I know they won't want to hear this, but fuckit (sic) IT'S HOT! Still, I can't wait to see the fan girl tears! LOL!" Other online reactions have expressed a surprise at how explicit the tape is, while the breasts of the presenter have garnered a lot of attention.

Clearly filmed before Oscar knocked Eilidh up earlier this year, there is still one question that this film has yet to answer though. Whose career will it fuck up more? While fans of Weekend have expressed some seriously mixed reactions; #OMGOscarWhy? and #Oscar'sCock were both trending on Twitter at the same time, Eilidh's have been less forgiving. "I can't believe this little whore! She is supposed to be a good example for kids and teenagers and now here she is sucking and riding a dick on the internet! She should be ashamed of herself," said one, while another shared their thoughts with "Poor Eilidh....although darling...the face full of cum was just demeaning. Tell him to aim it elsewhere in the future #EmbarassingWhore."

Have you seen the tape yet though, or are you sticking by Oscar and Eilidh at this difficult time and refusing to watch? Whatever your stance, watch this space, because we feel this may not be the end of the matter. Oscar will no doubt face a grilling from possessive and controlling management who have frequently been on Dustyn Blue's back over his drug use, while Eilidh was supposed to star in a new teen comedy after the birth of her daughter in the new year. Surely that is now at serious risk....wow....!
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