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erich: i can see that. in that case,i retract my previous statement. one must remain classy.
karoliena: i dont believe it mr stinson.i'd have to see both to believe. two inches longer is a big claim to make.
erich:as i said ONE MUST REMAIN CLASSY!
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Stinson: I'd show you, but I have a hormonal 8-months pregnant girlfriend at home, and I fear that whipping it out in public may result in me losing a few inches from the end of it...like ALL the inches...I'm scared.
Scott: Poof...
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Scott: I said PROOF! Like as in proof that you're bullshitting....poof. |
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karoliena: well,i certainly wouldnt want to cause strife at home. *she holds up her phone and makes a clicking sound and winks*
erich: wow,i need to get my groove back. between karoliena and erica ,i am starting to slip in my dirtyness. |
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Hey guys! We hope you're enjoying UNHOLY CREATION - we sure are. In order to promote the album, we're going to be playing a number of 'ninja shows' along with The Harlots, Atomic War Bride and Vile Hour - there are no plans or guidelines, just be on the lookout for us! |
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HEYYY MOTHERFUCKERS! So, we're sure you're all psyched for the DECEMBER TO DISMEMBER tour, and we hope you're ready for a dose of metal right up your asses - we're going to have the lovely Karoliena Verlinden and Ada Von W. opening for us - we know, hot chicks opening for a bunch of scary metal dudes? It's the twilight zone (extremely mushy boyfriend note - no, as far as we know, Vile Hour won't be opening for us, so if you want to see the uber-hot miss Nichole Shade - STAY AWAY FROM HER BECAUSE SHE'S MINE - Sam) Anyhoo, we're going to get our online store set up so you can show up to the gigs decked out in sweet Acts of Hate gear - this shirt was designed by Tony, so it'll probably suck, but in a good way!  |
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Nichole: AWWW. I love you, Sam. I don't think Vile Hour will be joining you on this tour, but I'll definitely tag along for a few days, at least. :)
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Sam: You better. Why do you think we're playing shows in Detroit? Before I met you, I wouldn't even CONSIDER going anywhere near there. |
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erich:yikes...im kinda scared to even acknowledge nichole exists,now.
chloe:tony's shirt design is awesome.i want like 8.you know,for every day of the week!
erich and karoliena look at each other and shake their heads.
karoliena:i thank acts of hate for letting me on the tour.i'll probably be a terrible fit,but i promise to entertain!
erich:oh....to counter sam's statement. if you bastards look lustfully at ada.i will fucking gut you like a buffalo. i'm just kidding,she's a cutie. who wouldnt gawk at her? |
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Tony: Er, I don't know how to break this to you, Chloe, but there are only 7 days in a week. But you can still buy 8. I mean, if one gets dirty, you can wear the other one!
Rob: I'm sure our fans will love you Karoliena, if they don't, I'll crush their skulls under my car.
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chloe:thats what i meant.i'm always getting stuff on my shirt.
karoliena:ew,chloe.that is fucking gross.nobody wants to know that.
chloe:no! i'm a good catch.
karoliena:ok, chloe.just stop.please. *karoliena twirls her hair around her finger.* really,rob? is it a big car? |
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Tony: Good catch could be a double entendre.
Rob: Yes, very big....it's a broken down van....it didn't feel right to lie. |
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chloe:*giggles* yes i am!
karoliena:*shakes her head* dammit tony,you get her all hornyed up and then i have to be stuck with her! vans work rob....i'll be the helpless victim and you can be the surly plumber who tricked me into getting into the van?
erica:damn,karoliena. that is....disturbing.
ooc:1 am,.bed time ,mr jones.have a good night,and whoop that cheetah's ass with a belt! |
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ooc: rock over....wherever you are, mr. hess!
Rob: I'm down with being a surly plumber. It sounds metal.
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ooc:thuggin in miami gardens.
karoliena* giggles* i think this calls for a pipe wrench and brass elbow joint....plumbing lingo is sexy,right?
chloe:you dont love me,you just love my doggystyle! *she giggles* there,my secrets out.i love 90's gangsta rap. |
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Rob: Brass elbow joint just sounds....violent.
Tony: ....we'll overcome your love on 90's gangsta rap.
Jeff: *sings out of tune* WOAAAAAAAAAHHHH WE'RE HALF WAY THERE! WOAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH LIVIN' ON A PRAYER!
Tony: *punching jeff in the face* NEVER SING BON JOVI AROUND ME! NEVER! |
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Chloe:*squeals excitedly when tony clocks Jeff.* do it again! Do it for everyone that bon jovi has wronged! Finish him!
Karoliena:* smirks* if it doesn't leave a Mark,you aren't doing it right. |
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Tony: Thinking about Bon Jovi brings my piss to a boil, quite frankly.
Jeff: *rubbing his face* why man? They're so original and-
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Chloe:yes! More,more! *starts singing "bad medicine" in a poor attempt of Jeff's voice.*
Karoliena: yes,behind every ditzy girl,beats the heart of a bloodthirsty roman emperor. |
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Tony: I CAN'T HANDLE THEM! THEY THINK THEY'RE SO FUCKING COOL? EVERY ALBUM IS THE SAME - FIRST SINGLE IS SOME BULLSHIT HARD ROCK SONG AND THE SECOND SINGLE IS A WHINY BALLAD ABOUT BEING ON TOUR! I CAN'T-
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Chloe: hey Jeff,how many faces have you seen?? And did you rock them all?
Karoliena:uh...Chloe. You seem to have a vast knowledge of Bon jovi....
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