Ada still isn't quite sure what is going on, but she doesn't like the look that Erich is giving. "Herr Hess... If something happens to us... I was very happy being your wife for... five days."

Jeff scowls at them. "Hey - fuck you!" Neil smiles, and pumps his fists in the air. "I get to live! Yeah!" he shouts, then realizes he hasn't gotten laid and frowns. Sam begins to say something, but then looks at Ada and Erich. "You two are MARRIED? Since when!?"

erich kisses her back and squeezes her butt. "if i wasnt suffering terrible performance anxiety due to impending death....."he trails off and grins. "elvis told me how i am to die. it involves a kangaroo and the words "hold my beer." erich looks up from close to inappropriate amount of kissing ada to sam. "five days ago.it was supposed to be a secret until a really awkward time....now you know!"

"Oh... How anti-climactic..." Nichole says quietly as she stubs out her cigarette and crosses her arms.

Ada leans on Erich and smiles. "I think Nichole is the youngest... Plus, she counts as two people now... So we are both safe!"

erich looks to ada."oh,i wouldnt let them take you.i'd challenge the village elder to a matlock death quiz for your life." he smiles and holds his wife's hand. "corn?!" erich is so excited,he nearly drops ada's hand. "corn is my favorite vegetable!"

erich,being erich,ays to the farmers."hey,you lads got any daughters? im sure you are all men of the world,and are familiar with farmer's daughter jokes.we got two boys who havent seen a woman in years...i'm pretty sure they have resorted to buggery at least 4 times."

"damn,ada. you are brilliant as you are beautiful. i totally forgot about the gas in light of neil and jeff's tour virginity." erich watches the farmers leave. " cmon. lets go "borrow" one of their trucks. we'll use it to bring gas back to the bus!"

"excellent idea,we could pick up some food while we are out." erich laughs.,


erich smiles as she takes his hand.the pair make their way stealthily towards a very battered ford truck,the sort that is sure to have keys under the window visor.erich has played enought hitman in his life,to know how to sneak past some blind and deaf farmers. "hey ada." he whispers."i never answered you earlier. this probably isnt the time or place for it,but you are soooooo much better bed than erica or karoliena. it's a hess clan tradition to never discuss what goes with lovers,but....there you go"

ooc:too funny.mr jones., good night., hope your mom is ok. im going shortly too.spent an hour or so with miss hess. came back to my new home and drank her away with cluny...