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ooc: not specifically. my father in law is diabetic but he keeps it under control.
erich looks out the window and scowls at the driving rain. "fucking toronto. weren't they happpy birthing celine dion to the world ? motherfuckers cant barbecue and they want my respect? fat bloody chance!
ooc:id like to think if erich was real,he'd have fucked a vacuum cleaner onstage ala sparky.it just seems right |
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Tony takes another sip of his coffee. "I love it here, but I'll always like B.C. more. It's where I grew up. It's basically like a copy of Toronto, except with better wilderness and better pot."
ooc: my friend does not keep anything in control. he'll eat bags of candy and then just not eat for hours. i've almost had to carry him to his house because he forgot his insulin pump. and if erich was real, i'm sure mother's all over the world would despair at the mere mention of his name. |
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erich looks very interested. "better pot you say?! i've been running on crappy mexican seedy shit for weeks now! we need to make a swing by bc."
ooc:to be the voice of an old guy who doles out advice....he needs to watch that shit. i see peoople every day getting their feet cut off because of diabetes.i'd love to see a real erich hess.he'd by like iggy pops less talented and less bad ass cousin. but he would have mr pops tolerance. |
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Tony laughs. "You don't know about B.C. bud? Best pot in the country. And after this tour, me and Chloe are gonna settle down with a nice little grow op of our own...or maybe not. Actually, we might want to play it safe and buy our pot like regular people."
ooc: he definately does. on another note have you seen or heard of "the room" by tommy wiseau? it's like...the worst movie i've ever seen. and i've seen manos: the hands of fate. |
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"very interesting.i ran dry on the first date of the tour and had to score of a guy named "topher". ugh,it was so demeaning."erich says with a laugh. "grow it yourself,man. think global,act local. plus chloe is loaded,so you guys should be able to get a romulan cloaking device."
ooc: "you're tearing me apart!" is it supposed to be a comedy? it is really terrible. terrible acting,terrible story,terrible dialog. the saving grace? the dog in the flower shop. |
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OOC: The Room is the greatest movie ever made. Who doesn't like watching films with many many horribly done sex scenes? Or with a main protagonist who has an accent from a completely unknown origin? :) I kid. The only thing worse than The Room was Birdemic.
Ada wakes up, stretches, and then turns to Erich. "Mein love, excuse me for asking this at such a... innopropriate time, but I cannot get pregnant by you, ja?"
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ooc:maybe tommy is the product of people who believe Europe is a country? i want proof that he had nothing to do with the joe estevez vehicle "werewolf".
erich smiles as his wife wakes up.he's been up for a while,staring out the window as canada zips by.. he looks a little worried at ada's question." um....no,not by me.i'm...shooting blanks as they say....why?" |
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"I had a dream where... Oh, it does not matter," Ada says back, flipping her hair out of her face and smiling.
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"sure it matter.i'd love to know what you dream about." erich turns over to face her. 'i can only hope it's more intellectual than my dreams. last night it was fighting zombie beavers with gary coleman." |
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"Is Gary Coleman not dead...? You were fighting zombies with a zombie? How... beautiful!" Ada says back, trying to deter the conversation from her dream. "It was a stupid dream, really. Does not matter."
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"hmm. good point. gary coleman either was a traitor to his own kind...or he was looking to stab me in the back. that mother fucking short bastard." erich says,playing the dream back in his head. "you....um,getting the baby fever? wot,with nichole and all?" erich asks looking at ada's tummy,that as long as she is with him,will never swell. |
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"I suppose I am..." Ada says, wrapping her arms around her belly. "They just look so happy. But I am happy, too. I do not need a baby. I just wanted to know..."
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erich looks away slightly,pretty sure this either is or will be a sticking point between them. erich touches her arm slightly. "honestly? or are you trying to convince yourself that you are happy? as long as you are with me,it will never happen." erich tries to lighten the mood a bit. "well,i am named godfather of nichole and sam's child....we could bump them off after it's born." erich then thinks double murder isnt the best conversation lightener. |
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Ada smiles and shakes her head. "I am happy, Herr Hess. I am," She lightly touches his arm and kisses him. "I am happier than I thought I could ever be. I still have the mind of a child sometimes. Wanting a baby will be a passing fancy, just like me wanting a pony was."
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erich smiles back at her. "i hope so,ada.i really do. up until now,i loved the fact that i could never have children..but honestly,i feel a bit sad. i mean,that is what we do in life,right? get married and produce our replacements." erich holds her tightly and kisses her hand. "i am sorry,ada. i doomed us to be the creepy couple with the cats we refer to as our "kids"." |
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Ada perks up a little bit more. "I am okay with that. I love cats!" She claps her hands together. "Can we get a bus cat...?"
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erich smiles as ada perks up. "a cat on the bus? sounds like a wonderful idea.when we stop,lets get the first cat we see...unless its ugly.i want a cute cat." |
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"I want a chubby cat... Chubby cats are the best..." Ada says, wrapping herself up in the blanket.
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"she will be the chubbiest cat ever!" erich says excitedly. " speaking of...domestic situations...what will our living arrangements be?"
ooc:my in laws have the FATTEST cat. it looks like the cats every kid draws in kindergarten,a big circle for the body and a smaller one for the head. |
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"Oh... Oh, I do not know..." Ada says, thinking. "I... I do not think you want to live in my apartment, mein liebling... It was Richard's apartment before I moved in..."
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