ooc:i try to never reveal my age.i'd rather people think i'm young and hip,than old and crusty. lets see for me,ninth grade was....1996 i believe. i ate,drank,and pissed marilyn manson. later that year i'd be introduced to operaton ivy.....that was my music for pissed off teenager years...oddly,it's my pissed off old guy music too.i like to think i make a difference,mr jones.

ooc:that my skew your view of accurate world war 2 history...i finally looked up just who the fuck faces sam fischer. my friend saw job for a cowboy a couple years back,i think they and suicide silence opened for gwar...or slayer...i forget,but it he definitely saw them. because i remember the name.

ooc:yeah my friend didnt say much good about job for a cowboy.i wouldnt know good metal from bad.i dont have the attention span required for metal. i've yet to make it through an entitre opeth song.

ooc:the only song of theirs i know of is something to the effect of "rancid is terrible.and the clash sucks" or something similar.its been years since i heard it.i prefer my metal to be in the style of old metallica or megadeth...even if dave was and is a terrible vocalist.

ooc: was that newife a male or female...or the dog breed? dave is a total ass,but rust in peace holds a special place in my heart.i remember having the full page ad for it from metal edge magazine in my locker when i was a kid...jesus holy fuck am i old. same friend who saw job for a cowboy saw metallica,he said they were pretty good. even if miami arena was a terrible venue to see a metal show in.

ooc:id take it as a compliment. back when i was younger and had hair down to my elbows.i had to fight the men off with a stick...seriously. gay men dont like ugly fellows.

ooc:it sure can be. mine was the sort where it would look awsome right after brusing it,two seconds later? it looked like shit again.i miss it though. i quit getting haircuts at the time because i wanted long hair,and the barber fucked me up but good. i wanted the style like jason newstead had in black album era metallica.the barber took that to mean i wanted to look like a lesbian....and not the cute kind.i think i went 6 years without a hair cut

ooc:my dad thought the same thing...of course,at the time i was.so i guess he wasnt as clueless as i thought.the day after i graduated high school,i moved down to miami with miss hess and shaved it off that day.up until recently,i had a pompadour like mr erich hess.but i got tired of it looking like shit if i was too lazy to do anything with it. pomade doesnt just wash out,so if i didnt do anythng with it.i looked like snape of harry potter fame.

ooc:that is a unique excuse.i only saw the very last one in a theatre.it was killer in imax. the part with the dragon was worth the price of admission alone.