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erich hess		#41 Posted : 21 December 2012 14:54:39(UTC)
Rank: Advanced Member Groups: Moderators, Registered Joined: 09/04/2010(UTC) Posts: 42,818 Location: representing the 954 Thanks: 21857 times Was thanked: 18084 time(s) in 10505 post(s)		erich kisss her again and squeezes her toosh. "i'll do it." he says,with the confidence of a man who just had sex with the woman he loves. he cracks the door open,and looks out."coast is clear!" he whispers and slips out of the bathroom and to his seat. he orders tiny liquor bottles from the stewardess
		"I'm not saying its even a good thing to own a chimpanzee. But that's freedom, folks." Alex Jones.
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snap_itshannah		#42 Posted : 21 December 2012 14:58:53(UTC)
Rank: Advanced Member Groups: Registered Joined: 01/10/2012(UTC) Posts: 18,714 Thanks: 7752 times Was thanked: 6357 time(s) in 2889 post(s)		Ada counts to one hundred in her head and then slips out of the bathroom after Erich, getting to their seat and finding the liquor bottles. "Oh, mein liebling... You are too perfect!" She says, cracking one of them open.
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erich hess		#43 Posted : 21 December 2012 15:02:35(UTC)
Rank: Advanced Member Groups: Moderators, Registered Joined: 09/04/2010(UTC) Posts: 42,818 Location: representing the 954 Thanks: 21857 times Was thanked: 18084 time(s) in 10505 post(s)		erich smiles at her." well,i figured a celebration was needed!" he leans over and kisses her cheek. "i could get used to this airplane thing." he opens a tiny bottle of bombay gin. ooc:its 2 minutes after 12,why am i still alive?
		"I'm not saying its even a good thing to own a chimpanzee. But that's freedom, folks." Alex Jones.
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snap_itshannah		#44 Posted : 21 December 2012 15:05:10(UTC)
Rank: Advanced Member Groups: Registered Joined: 01/10/2012(UTC) Posts: 18,714 Thanks: 7752 times Was thanked: 6357 time(s) in 2889 post(s)		OOC: BAM, MOTHERFUCKER! :) We still alive. What what! "It is very nice, in a classic sort of way," Ada responds, chugging down a tiny bottle of Skyy, and then grabbing another one, the pun of an airplane carrying Skyy vodka not lost on her at all.
1 user thanked snap_itshannah for this useful post.		erich hess on 21/12/2012(UTC)
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erich hess		#45 Posted : 21 December 2012 15:09:06(UTC)
Rank: Advanced Member Groups: Moderators, Registered Joined: 09/04/2010(UTC) Posts: 42,818 Location: representing the 954 Thanks: 21857 times Was thanked: 18084 time(s) in 10505 post(s)		ooc:i dont know which is funnier.the ooc or the bit about the skyy. erich nods."yeah,i feel like i should dress nicer...like that castor cat.now there is a guy ready for air travel." he opens another bottle of gin. "i guess we missed the show tonight.damn airport security."
		"I'm not saying its even a good thing to own a chimpanzee. But that's freedom, folks." Alex Jones.
1 user thanked erich hess for this useful post.		snap_itshannah on 21/12/2012(UTC)
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snap_itshannah		#46 Posted : 21 December 2012 15:12:05(UTC)
Rank: Advanced Member Groups: Registered Joined: 01/10/2012(UTC) Posts: 18,714 Thanks: 7752 times Was thanked: 6357 time(s) in 2889 post(s)		Ada shrugs. "I am sure they will figure it out. They are all good, mature adults..." She starts to trail off at the end, remembering who she's talking about. "We should probably get back as soon as possible..."
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erich hess		#47 Posted : 21 December 2012 15:15:32(UTC)
Rank: Advanced Member Groups: Moderators, Registered Joined: 09/04/2010(UTC) Posts: 42,818 Location: representing the 954 Thanks: 21857 times Was thanked: 18084 time(s) in 10505 post(s)		erich shrugs. "word. randy can wait.we um...did what we came here for." he puts his hand on ada's knee. "knowing our friends...to fill our void,they improvised an acts of hate wet t shirt contest..i think neil would totally win that."
		"I'm not saying its even a good thing to own a chimpanzee. But that's freedom, folks." Alex Jones.
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snap_itshannah		#48 Posted : 21 December 2012 15:21:59(UTC)
Rank: Advanced Member Groups: Registered Joined: 01/10/2012(UTC) Posts: 18,714 Thanks: 7752 times Was thanked: 6357 time(s) in 2889 post(s)		"Nein... Sam has the better tits. He is the tallest. That counts for something," Ada says back with a smile, actually taking the idea of a male wet t-shirt contest seriously.
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erich hess		#49 Posted : 21 December 2012 15:26:20(UTC)
Rank: Advanced Member Groups: Moderators, Registered Joined: 09/04/2010(UTC) Posts: 42,818 Location: representing the 954 Thanks: 21857 times Was thanked: 18084 time(s) in 10505 post(s)		erich gives this much thought,wondering how ada came up with such a concept." yeah,sam is the tallest. so that must mean He would have an enormous schwanzstucker." erich cackles with laughter.
		"I'm not saying its even a good thing to own a chimpanzee. But that's freedom, folks." Alex Jones.
1 user thanked erich hess for this useful post.		snap_itshannah on 21/12/2012(UTC)
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snap_itshannah		#50 Posted : 21 December 2012 15:37:00(UTC)
Rank: Advanced Member Groups: Registered Joined: 01/10/2012(UTC) Posts: 18,714 Thanks: 7752 times Was thanked: 6357 time(s) in 2889 post(s)		Ada giggles. "He would have an enormous schwanzstucker..." She repeats, a quote that actually sounds write when she says it. She kisses Erich's cheek and smiles. OOC: I'm going to bed. GOODNIGHT!
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erich hess		#51 Posted : 21 December 2012 15:40:52(UTC)
Rank: Advanced Member Groups: Moderators, Registered Joined: 09/04/2010(UTC) Posts: 42,818 Location: representing the 954 Thanks: 21857 times Was thanked: 18084 time(s) in 10505 post(s)		ooc:goodnight! erich squeals. "i've been wanting to hear you say that since we first met!" erich grins then fans himself."um...you want to go back to the bathroom?" he chuckles.
		"I'm not saying its even a good thing to own a chimpanzee. But that's freedom, folks." Alex Jones.
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snap_itshannah		#52 Posted : 22 December 2012 01:40:11(UTC)
Rank: Advanced Member Groups: Registered Joined: 01/10/2012(UTC) Posts: 18,714 Thanks: 7752 times Was thanked: 6357 time(s) in 2889 post(s)		Ada giggles. "Would you like a roll in the hay?" She says with a wink, happy to have found a movie that she can quote.
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erich hess		#53 Posted : 22 December 2012 01:58:55(UTC)
Rank: Advanced Member Groups: Moderators, Registered Joined: 09/04/2010(UTC) Posts: 42,818 Location: representing the 954 Thanks: 21857 times Was thanked: 18084 time(s) in 10505 post(s)		Erich nearly spits out his drink with laughter. " we must find a hay cart." He says with a grin. " of course,you are far cuter than inga. You know how I feel about blondes." The women around them are whispering and pointing at erich and Ada,then to the bathroom. Nods and glares of disapproval abound
		"I'm not saying its even a good thing to own a chimpanzee. But that's freedom, folks." Alex Jones.
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snap_itshannah		#54 Posted : 22 December 2012 03:02:25(UTC)
Rank: Advanced Member Groups: Registered Joined: 01/10/2012(UTC) Posts: 18,714 Thanks: 7752 times Was thanked: 6357 time(s) in 2889 post(s)		As the plane starts to land, Ada slips her hand into Erich's and smiles. "I love you so much."
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erich hess		#55 Posted : 22 December 2012 03:22:16(UTC)
Rank: Advanced Member Groups: Moderators, Registered Joined: 09/04/2010(UTC) Posts: 42,818 Location: representing the 954 Thanks: 21857 times Was thanked: 18084 time(s) in 10505 post(s)		Erich looks over at Ada. " I love you too. I don't think I can ever say it enough....well,today IS an off day.you want to swing by Randy's place?"
		"I'm not saying its even a good thing to own a chimpanzee. But that's freedom, folks." Alex Jones.
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snap_itshannah		#56 Posted : 22 December 2012 04:14:17(UTC)
Rank: Advanced Member Groups: Registered Joined: 01/10/2012(UTC) Posts: 18,714 Thanks: 7752 times Was thanked: 6357 time(s) in 2889 post(s)		Ada smiles. "Definitely," she responds as the plane lands and pulls into the terminal.
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erich hess		#57 Posted : 22 December 2012 04:34:48(UTC)
Rank: Advanced Member Groups: Moderators, Registered Joined: 09/04/2010(UTC) Posts: 42,818 Location: representing the 954 Thanks: 21857 times Was thanked: 18084 time(s) in 10505 post(s)		As they depart, a crotchety looking old woman who sat two rows away from them,grins and gives erich and Ada a thumbs up." Good for you guys! I remember when I joined the mile high club...." She laughs and goes on her way. Erich shrugs at Ada and gets them a cab. "Oh! Should we get you some....underpants." He whispers.
		"I'm not saying its even a good thing to own a chimpanzee. But that's freedom, folks." Alex Jones.
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snap_itshannah		#58 Posted : 22 December 2012 06:21:16(UTC)
Rank: Advanced Member Groups: Registered Joined: 01/10/2012(UTC) Posts: 18,714 Thanks: 7752 times Was thanked: 6357 time(s) in 2889 post(s)		Ada laughs and shrugs as she gets into the cab. "Nein. I am European. None of us wear underpants..."
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erich hess		#59 Posted : 22 December 2012 06:30:09(UTC)
Rank: Advanced Member Groups: Moderators, Registered Joined: 09/04/2010(UTC) Posts: 42,818 Location: representing the 954 Thanks: 21857 times Was thanked: 18084 time(s) in 10505 post(s)		The cabbie looks back at Ada and smiles and winks before erich gets in the car. " really?! Suddenly I am rethinking every chair I've ever sat on in holland....erich says with a laugh. He puts his arm around Ada. " so this is it...the hell hole of Miami."
		"I'm not saying its even a good thing to own a chimpanzee. But that's freedom, folks." Alex Jones.
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snap_itshannah		#60 Posted : 22 December 2012 06:31:29(UTC)
Rank: Advanced Member Groups: Registered Joined: 01/10/2012(UTC) Posts: 18,714 Thanks: 7752 times Was thanked: 6357 time(s) in 2889 post(s)		Ada looks around. "It is not... so bad..." She says back, but still moves closer to Erich. "How far away is Randy's house?"
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