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erich hess		#241 Posted : 29 January 2013 07:42:16(UTC)
Rank: Advanced Member Groups: Moderators, Registered Joined: 09/04/2010(UTC) Posts: 42,819 Location: representing the 954 Thanks: 21858 times Was thanked: 18084 time(s) in 10505 post(s)		Erich looks over the balcony,and realizes just how dangerous fucking out here could be. He shakes his head and looks to Ada. " I mean...I'm going to be at the venue anyway....I am a musician...." He says,surprisingly nervous,given whom he is speaking to.
		"I'm not saying its even a good thing to own a chimpanzee. But that's freedom, folks." Alex Jones.
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erich hess		#242 Posted : 29 January 2013 23:41:20(UTC)
Rank: Advanced Member Groups: Moderators, Registered Joined: 09/04/2010(UTC) Posts: 42,819 Location: representing the 954 Thanks: 21858 times Was thanked: 18084 time(s) in 10505 post(s)		With Tom jones cranked loudly,erich is cleaning their apartment like a mad man. He's vacuumed under the carpet,then has arranged every carpet fiber in perfectly straight lines and is now picking Dietrich hair off the couch with tweezers.
		"I'm not saying its even a good thing to own a chimpanzee. But that's freedom, folks." Alex Jones.
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snap_itshannah		#243 Posted : 30 January 2013 01:33:29(UTC)
Rank: Advanced Member Groups: Registered Joined: 01/10/2012(UTC) Posts: 18,714 Thanks: 7752 times Was thanked: 6357 time(s) in 2889 post(s)		Ada emerges from their bedroom with her robe on, watching her husband. "Um... meine liebling?" she calls out as she turns down Tom Jones. "Are you alright...?"
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erich hess		#244 Posted : 30 January 2013 01:46:43(UTC)
Rank: Advanced Member Groups: Moderators, Registered Joined: 09/04/2010(UTC) Posts: 42,819 Location: representing the 954 Thanks: 21858 times Was thanked: 18084 time(s) in 10505 post(s)		Erich looks up from his task,magnifying glass tucked into a bandana wrapped around his forehead,giving a mad scientist look. " oh.sorry,I thought you were up. Yeah,I'm fine...have you heard different?"
		"I'm not saying its even a good thing to own a chimpanzee. But that's freedom, folks." Alex Jones.
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snap_itshannah		#245 Posted : 30 January 2013 01:55:11(UTC)
Rank: Advanced Member Groups: Registered Joined: 01/10/2012(UTC) Posts: 18,714 Thanks: 7752 times Was thanked: 6357 time(s) in 2889 post(s)		Ada looks confused. "Nein... You are just acting strange, meine liebling..." She says back.
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erich hess		#246 Posted : 30 January 2013 02:01:47(UTC)
Rank: Advanced Member Groups: Moderators, Registered Joined: 09/04/2010(UTC) Posts: 42,819 Location: representing the 954 Thanks: 21858 times Was thanked: 18084 time(s) in 10505 post(s)		"Oh,that. Yeah I bought some coke of this guy on the first floor. Turns out he is a really nice guy. It's just a damn shame the economy made his lawn mower repair business tank....that and nobody has a yard in New York." Erich Says with a grin. " you want some? I bought a shitload."
		"I'm not saying its even a good thing to own a chimpanzee. But that's freedom, folks." Alex Jones.
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snap_itshannah		#247 Posted : 30 January 2013 02:03:30(UTC)
Rank: Advanced Member Groups: Registered Joined: 01/10/2012(UTC) Posts: 18,714 Thanks: 7752 times Was thanked: 6357 time(s) in 2889 post(s)		Ada giggles. "Sure, meine liebling..." She says back, rubbing her nose slightly. She had never snorted anything before.
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erich hess		#248 Posted : 30 January 2013 02:08:56(UTC)
Rank: Advanced Member Groups: Moderators, Registered Joined: 09/04/2010(UTC) Posts: 42,819 Location: representing the 954 Thanks: 21858 times Was thanked: 18084 time(s) in 10505 post(s)		Erich is a bit shocked,as he wasnt expecting her to say yes. " well um,sure..lets do this!" He arranges a small bit on a cd case. (Crass. Yes sir,I will) erich takes another bump off his car keys....in spite of not ha img the car they go to
		"I'm not saying its even a good thing to own a chimpanzee. But that's freedom, folks." Alex Jones.
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snap_itshannah		#249 Posted : 30 January 2013 02:43:19(UTC)
Rank: Advanced Member Groups: Registered Joined: 01/10/2012(UTC) Posts: 18,714 Thanks: 7752 times Was thanked: 6357 time(s) in 2889 post(s)		Ada nods and sits next to Erich. "Teach me how to do this..." She says shyly.
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erich hess		#250 Posted : 30 January 2013 02:53:41(UTC)
Rank: Advanced Member Groups: Moderators, Registered Joined: 09/04/2010(UTC) Posts: 42,819 Location: representing the 954 Thanks: 21858 times Was thanked: 18084 time(s) in 10505 post(s)		Cutting out a bit more,erich rolls up a dollar bill. He loves stereotypes. " ok,miss Ada. Insert dollar into nose. Use your other hand to close you other nostril and..." He snorts the line. " got it ? " he grins and hands the equipment to Ada.
		"I'm not saying its even a good thing to own a chimpanzee. But that's freedom, folks." Alex Jones.
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snap_itshannah		#251 Posted : 30 January 2013 05:33:45(UTC)
Rank: Advanced Member Groups: Registered Joined: 01/10/2012(UTC) Posts: 18,714 Thanks: 7752 times Was thanked: 6357 time(s) in 2889 post(s)		Ada nods, and then does the same thing as Erich. "Ooof!" She lets out as she feels her nose, a little bit of blood running out of it. "And... Oh... Okay... Yes..."
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erich hess		#252 Posted : 30 January 2013 05:38:40(UTC)
Rank: Advanced Member Groups: Moderators, Registered Joined: 09/04/2010(UTC) Posts: 42,819 Location: representing the 954 Thanks: 21858 times Was thanked: 18084 time(s) in 10505 post(s)		"Let me get that." Erich says as he dabs her nose with tissue ." So?" He asks,looking askew at the coffee table that is not exactly flat." Those fuckers ripped us off. The table is not flat.."
		"I'm not saying its even a good thing to own a chimpanzee. But that's freedom, folks." Alex Jones.
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snap_itshannah		#253 Posted : 30 January 2013 05:45:45(UTC)
Rank: Advanced Member Groups: Registered Joined: 01/10/2012(UTC) Posts: 18,714 Thanks: 7752 times Was thanked: 6357 time(s) in 2889 post(s)		Ada doesn't feel it for a moment, but when she does feel the high, she definitely feels it. "Shit, you are right..." She says, staring intently at the table. "What the fuck...? Why...?" She starts pushing on the table, as if that would make it level.
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erich hess		#254 Posted : 30 January 2013 05:49:13(UTC)
Rank: Advanced Member Groups: Moderators, Registered Joined: 09/04/2010(UTC) Posts: 42,819 Location: representing the 954 Thanks: 21858 times Was thanked: 18084 time(s) in 10505 post(s)		" they probably saw us as rubes and gave us some table someone else returned. It's like you can't even trust thrift stores in New York. " erich says down on one knees looking across the table. He springs up. " lets go to the park!" He says suddenly
		"I'm not saying its even a good thing to own a chimpanzee. But that's freedom, folks." Alex Jones.
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snap_itshannah		#255 Posted : 30 January 2013 05:51:00(UTC)
Rank: Advanced Member Groups: Registered Joined: 01/10/2012(UTC) Posts: 18,714 Thanks: 7752 times Was thanked: 6357 time(s) in 2889 post(s)		Ada's eyes grow wide. "Yes! Yes!" She runs and grabs her Tank Girl-esque helmet and aviators. "Ready!"
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erich hess		#256 Posted : 30 January 2013 05:59:30(UTC)
Rank: Advanced Member Groups: Moderators, Registered Joined: 09/04/2010(UTC) Posts: 42,819 Location: representing the 954 Thanks: 21858 times Was thanked: 18084 time(s) in 10505 post(s)		"Good thinking. Those bastards could drop an anvils on us. Protective head gear is a must." Erich done his trusty bomber cap. " you know,we need to get to get you one of those missile bra things. That would be so fetch." Erich slinks out to the door and waits for his partner in crime.
		"I'm not saying its even a good thing to own a chimpanzee. But that's freedom, folks." Alex Jones.
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snap_itshannah		#257 Posted : 30 January 2013 06:04:53(UTC)
Rank: Advanced Member Groups: Registered Joined: 01/10/2012(UTC) Posts: 18,714 Thanks: 7752 times Was thanked: 6357 time(s) in 2889 post(s)		Ada giggles as she follows her husband out the door, not bothering to lock it or even close it. "Yes! Maybe we can find some at the park... You know those uneheliches Kind just leave their explosive clothes laying about..."
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erich hess		#258 Posted : 30 January 2013 06:23:20(UTC)
Rank: Advanced Member Groups: Moderators, Registered Joined: 09/04/2010(UTC) Posts: 42,819 Location: representing the 954 Thanks: 21858 times Was thanked: 18084 time(s) in 10505 post(s)		" for real. I know those unhinged kids do leave things everywhere. Just everywhere." Erich holds Ada's hand as they reach street level. "'We probably better be careful. There's narcs everywhere out here." He eyes an old lady suspiciously.
		"I'm not saying its even a good thing to own a chimpanzee. But that's freedom, folks." Alex Jones.
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snap_itshannah		#259 Posted : 30 January 2013 06:25:59(UTC)
Rank: Advanced Member Groups: Registered Joined: 01/10/2012(UTC) Posts: 18,714 Thanks: 7752 times Was thanked: 6357 time(s) in 2889 post(s)		Ada's eyes grow wide. "Damn Rauschgiftfahnderin..." She says softly, eyeing everybody who looked at her weirdly, which was mostly everybody. "Let us go to the park... The narcs are not allowed in there anymore... not since the war..."
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erich hess		#260 Posted : 30 January 2013 06:31:22(UTC)
Rank: Advanced Member Groups: Moderators, Registered Joined: 09/04/2010(UTC) Posts: 42,819 Location: representing the 954 Thanks: 21858 times Was thanked: 18084 time(s) in 10505 post(s)		"Thank fuck for the Geneva convention against narcs in parks." Erich says with a nod and striding purposely towards the park. He responds to people who bump,and don't bump into them with " hey! I'm walking here!"
		"I'm not saying its even a good thing to own a chimpanzee. But that's freedom, folks." Alex Jones.
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