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Trent: fair enough, then. This is my first tour too, so I'm not sure about the procedure, but I'm sure they'll be plenty of debauchery and...poutine. Hopefully. |
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teresa:hopefully not too much. i kinda keep it straigt edge
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Trent: Well then, less debauchery, more poutine. |
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teresa:i do love the poutine! i have the feeling i wont handle temptation well
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Trent: Nobody can handle poutine temptation. Look at Quebec: everyone is fat and jolly and french. It's because of all the poutine they eat! Not the french part, but the fat and jolly part. |
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teresa:i thought the french were supposed to be svelte and sophisticated. so poutine is like the antidote for frenchness? i wonder what would happen if we threw a baguette into some poutine,would it turn into a hamburger bun? |
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Trent: It's regular french people who are all sophisticated. French Canadians are as sophisticated as a burly coreur-de-bois fighting upstream in a canoe made of beaver pelts....by that I mean not so much. And yeah, the baguette would probably turn into a pilsbury croissant or something. |
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teresa:i see. so the canadian breed got the masculine genes and their euro cousins got....berets and smoking? will we be in Quebec for the tour? |
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Trent: not for this one, unfortunately. This tour is pretty much limited to michigan and ontario. But this is just the beginning - soon we'll take over the world! |
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teresa:ontario is good...michigan i could do without. what a heck hole. you ever been? |
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Trent: born and raised. lake orion represent. but in all seriousness, I hate it. We're going there out of convenience and closeness, really. |
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teresa:oh. i am so sorry. i'm glad i didnt step anything,as my shoe is stuffed in my mouth.i just assumed you were canadian. you've got that continental flare. |
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Trent: I'm trying to blend in with Canadians as well as possible. I didn't really enjoy being an american all that much. |
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Teresa: what? You Don't like being attached to the nationality who has elected officials who think a woman can will herself not to get pregnant during a rape? You pinko! *giggles* |
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MACHINE MUSIC
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NEWSHey there, Machineheads (corny name for fans, I know.) It's Trent here with some news regarding Shadowmachine. Machine Music is out now on Liberation/Nomad records, so go pick up a copy! Get two, one for your sister or unnatractive cousin. Second of all, we recently wrapped up our very first tour! I'd like to thank Derrick, Gabe, and Teresa for being an amazing live band and for going through the hell that is touring. Speaking of touring being hell, Shadowmachine's next venture will be at APHRODISIAC festival in March, playing once again with the lineup of Goddard, Finch and Campbell. Buy tickets! Two! One for your attractive cousin! After Aphrodisiac, we plan to get out on a bigger tour, perhaps even supporting a larger artist. If you have any tour offers for the machine, feel free to contact us! (ooc: pm me) If you want MACHINE MUSIC, you can order it by clicking here ---> MACHINE MUSIC Until next time, Love, Trent |
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erica:*narrows eyes* so let me get this straight. unattractive cousins get the cd,attractive cousins get tickets? well played,trent. well played. fill that audience with attractive people,and your groupie quality goes through the roof.i kinda wish i had thought of this.... |
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Trent: I know, I'm a genius. The exhaustion faced after putting on a show is all the more worth it if the crowd is attractive. |
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Erica: I think a Nobel prize is in order. Fuck penecillin,this is the greatest discovery of our lifetime. |
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Trent: Second only to the honey roasted peanut, king of the nut kingdom. |
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