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When Frau Ada met herr Hess. A spike lee joint.. - The ballad of Ada Von wannemaker and erich "the hammer" hess
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#301 Posted : 31 January 2013 05:27:37(UTC)
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"Nein... I want to learn how..." Ada says, trying to make herself more confident in her ability. "But I want a pretty car..."
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#302 Posted : 31 January 2013 05:34:50(UTC)
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"Great!" Erich says with a grin. " we'll start teaching you in West Virginia. Roads on the edges of mountains are still more forgiving than New York streets...so....a pretty car,huh? Like what?" Erich leans forward,hoping her choice in cars doesn't disappoint.
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#303 Posted : 31 January 2013 05:39:11(UTC)
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Ada shrugs. "Something German. It has to be German," She states. "I need to keep my national pride alive."
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#304 Posted : 31 January 2013 05:55:04(UTC)
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Erich lets out a sigh of relief and lies back on the grass. "Whew! I thought you were going to say a Kia or something like that. German is good." Erich smirks resisting 101 dirty remarks about liking German things. " I've always wanted a Mercedes...."


Ooc:I have always wanted one,actually went to purchase one but Saab stole my heart.
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#305 Posted : 31 January 2013 07:02:43(UTC)
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Ada nods. "If I get a Mercedes, I want a FAST Mercedes. Like, super fast! Like VROOM VROOM VROOM fast..."
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#306 Posted : 31 January 2013 07:06:20(UTC)
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Erich clearly lusts for an Amg badged Benz,but decides to offer a more sensible idea." How about a nice little c class first?" He laughs.
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#307 Posted : 31 January 2013 07:08:22(UTC)
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"Oh... But... I do not want, like, a mom car..." Ada says. "I will not wear mom jeans if you do not buy me a mom car."
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#308 Posted : 31 January 2013 07:14:00(UTC)
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Erich cracks up,picturing Ada in mom jeans. Catching his breath,he croaks out. " your butt is too cute for mom jeans. It'd be a travesty to a pair of those on you." Erich thinks for awhile. " ok..no pokey old people car....BMW m3?"
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#309 Posted : 31 January 2013 07:15:55(UTC)
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Ada smiles. "Those a pretty, yes? That sounds fine... I want one in red, though. Red only."
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#310 Posted : 31 January 2013 07:18:58(UTC)
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"They are pretty and you'll look dead sexy in it." Erich nods. "Lets join the Legions of asshole BMW drivers!" He says with a grin.
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#311 Posted : 31 January 2013 07:20:25(UTC)
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"Weeee!" Ada exclaims as she jumps up from the ground. "Where do we buy cars?" She asks.
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#312 Posted : 31 January 2013 07:24:16(UTC)
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Erich gets up too,not bothering to brush the grass off of him. " I'm sure there is a dealer somewhere. We'll find you one,don't fret. Lets hit the shower first,we smell like yard clippings."
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#313 Posted : 31 January 2013 07:25:42(UTC)
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"Oh, yes. Danke... I smell so gross right now..." Ada says as she wipes some dirt off of her backside. She takes her husband's arm and beams at him.
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#314 Posted : 31 January 2013 07:30:11(UTC)
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Erich glances at her non mom jeaned butt,and gives it a few more wipes. " um you missed some spots." He says with a wink. Arm In arm they make their way back to their open apartment door. " hmm..well at least we didn't lock ourselves out!" H laughs and kisses Ada's cheek.
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Ada giggles as she opens the door and walks into their apartment. She closes the door behind her and immediately takes off her clothes. "Shower with me?" She asks.
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#316 Posted : 31 January 2013 07:36:49(UTC)
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Erich spots the sleeping Dietrich on the couch and sighs." Thank fuck nobody stole him." Erich shakes his head and smiles at Ada's adeptness at getting naked. With a shrug erich drops his trousers and tosses his shirt over his head. " I'll get the water ready!"
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#317 Posted : 31 January 2013 07:38:58(UTC)
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Dietrich rubs against Ada's bare leg. She giggles and picks him up, carrying him into the kitchen and giving him some food. "There you go, silly kitty," She says as she puts him down in front of the food, and then goes into the bathroom with her husband.
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#318 Posted : 31 January 2013 07:43:51(UTC)
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When Ada joins erich he laughs a bit. " damn that cat has it good. Held to bare Ada AND carried to his food?" Erich looks in the cabinet. " Irish spring,ivory,or....ugh,dove?" He asks holding up handfuls of soap.
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#319 Posted : 31 January 2013 07:46:20(UTC)
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"Irish spring, meine liebling," Ada response, moving closer to Erich and kissing him softly.
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#320 Posted : 31 January 2013 07:50:02(UTC)
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" a woman after my own heart." He says chucking the other soap into the bin. He kisses her mouth,slightly sucking on her bottom lip. The soap falls with a clatter. " shit! I dropped th soap." He laughs.
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