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snap_itshannah		#361 Posted : 01 February 2013 07:09:11(UTC)
Rank: Advanced Member Groups: Registered Joined: 01/10/2012(UTC) Posts: 18,714 Thanks: 7752 times Was thanked: 6357 time(s) in 2889 post(s)		Ada nods and puts her foot down on the brake slowly. "Okay... The car has stopped now... What now...?"
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erich hess		#362 Posted : 01 February 2013 07:16:37(UTC)
Rank: Advanced Member Groups: Moderators, Registered Joined: 09/04/2010(UTC) Posts: 42,819 Location: representing the 954 Thanks: 21858 times Was thanked: 18084 time(s) in 10505 post(s)		Erich braces himself against the dashboard when she presses th brakes. " ok,try it again. This time,don't bring your feet to your chest. Press the gas a little bit once the car moves. Seriously,just a little. It is touchy and very fast." He kisses her cheek. "Good luck." He grins
		"I'm not saying its even a good thing to own a chimpanzee. But that's freedom, folks." Alex Jones.
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snap_itshannah		#363 Posted : 01 February 2013 07:21:53(UTC)
Rank: Advanced Member Groups: Registered Joined: 01/10/2012(UTC) Posts: 18,714 Thanks: 7752 times Was thanked: 6357 time(s) in 2889 post(s)		"Okay... Okay..." Ada takes her foot off the brake and the car starts moving forward. She presses the brake softly and the car comes to a hault. "Okay... Did I do it right?"
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erich hess		#364 Posted : 01 February 2013 07:27:09(UTC)
Rank: Advanced Member Groups: Moderators, Registered Joined: 09/04/2010(UTC) Posts: 42,819 Location: representing the 954 Thanks: 21858 times Was thanked: 18084 time(s) in 10505 post(s)		"Wonderful!" Erich exclaims. " now I'll have someone to drive me around after my DWI." He jokes.
		"I'm not saying its even a good thing to own a chimpanzee. But that's freedom, folks." Alex Jones.
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snap_itshannah		#365 Posted : 01 February 2013 07:29:19(UTC)
Rank: Advanced Member Groups: Registered Joined: 01/10/2012(UTC) Posts: 18,714 Thanks: 7752 times Was thanked: 6357 time(s) in 2889 post(s)		"Okay... What do I do now...?" Ada asks, staring at the wheel in terror.
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erich hess		#366 Posted : 01 February 2013 07:34:10(UTC)
Rank: Advanced Member Groups: Moderators, Registered Joined: 09/04/2010(UTC) Posts: 42,819 Location: representing the 954 Thanks: 21858 times Was thanked: 18084 time(s) in 10505 post(s)		"Now comes the fun part. You can't putt around forever,nor go straight. Accelerate to about 30,and just keep it on this side of the yellow line. You're doing great." Erich says, very proud of Ada for not putting them in a Ditch right off. And a bit aroused.
		"I'm not saying its even a good thing to own a chimpanzee. But that's freedom, folks." Alex Jones.
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snap_itshannah		#367 Posted : 01 February 2013 07:39:31(UTC)
Rank: Advanced Member Groups: Registered Joined: 01/10/2012(UTC) Posts: 18,714 Thanks: 7752 times Was thanked: 6357 time(s) in 2889 post(s)		Ada nods as she presses lightly on the pedal and starts moving forward, insisting on only going 15 mph. "Why do Americans drive on this side of the road...?" She asks, focusing intently on the road.
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erich hess		#368 Posted : 01 February 2013 07:45:34(UTC)
Rank: Advanced Member Groups: Moderators, Registered Joined: 09/04/2010(UTC) Posts: 42,819 Location: representing the 954 Thanks: 21858 times Was thanked: 18084 time(s) in 10505 post(s)		He cracks up " because nobody tells Americans what to do. We're stubborn that way." Erich keep an eye on the mirrors to make sure they are not in anyone's way. " you'll love Johnny." He makes conversation to put Ada at ease. " he's a southern gentleman like myself."
		"I'm not saying its even a good thing to own a chimpanzee. But that's freedom, folks." Alex Jones.
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snap_itshannah		#369 Posted : 01 February 2013 07:51:09(UTC)
Rank: Advanced Member Groups: Registered Joined: 01/10/2012(UTC) Posts: 18,714 Thanks: 7752 times Was thanked: 6357 time(s) in 2889 post(s)		"Aw... Good..." Ada says back, speeding up slightly. "How are him and... Roxanne? I forget her name..."
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erich hess		#370 Posted : 01 February 2013 07:59:53(UTC)
Rank: Advanced Member Groups: Moderators, Registered Joined: 09/04/2010(UTC) Posts: 42,819 Location: representing the 954 Thanks: 21858 times Was thanked: 18084 time(s) in 10505 post(s)		Erich slowly opens his mouth as he realizes he forgot the girls name. " um...Roxanne sounds good to me. I think it was something with an r." He shakes his head and laughs. " see? You got the hang of this already." Erich says,happy they went with a BMW.
		"I'm not saying its even a good thing to own a chimpanzee. But that's freedom, folks." Alex Jones.
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snap_itshannah		#371 Posted : 01 February 2013 08:02:07(UTC)
Rank: Advanced Member Groups: Registered Joined: 01/10/2012(UTC) Posts: 18,714 Thanks: 7752 times Was thanked: 6357 time(s) in 2889 post(s)		"This is not as bad as I thought it was going to be..." Ada says back, and immediately after, a rabbit runs in front of her car. She slams on the brakes and screams. "Why?! Why, little rabbit!? Why!?"
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erich hess		#372 Posted : 01 February 2013 08:06:37(UTC)
Rank: Advanced Member Groups: Moderators, Registered Joined: 09/04/2010(UTC) Posts: 42,819 Location: representing the 954 Thanks: 21858 times Was thanked: 18084 time(s) in 10505 post(s)		Erich winces and pushes the emergency flasher button. " if you'd be so kind to put it in park.....I'll get out and look." He says,really not wanting to see rabbit splattered across the road. " do you think you hit it?"
		"I'm not saying its even a good thing to own a chimpanzee. But that's freedom, folks." Alex Jones.
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snap_itshannah		#373 Posted : 01 February 2013 09:01:38(UTC)
Rank: Advanced Member Groups: Registered Joined: 01/10/2012(UTC) Posts: 18,714 Thanks: 7752 times Was thanked: 6357 time(s) in 2889 post(s)		Ada stares at the shifter until she realizes that the P means park. She shifts into park and then gets out with Erich. "I do not think so... I think I--" She sees the dead rabbit laying in front of her car. "Oh meine Gott!" She screams and immediately bursts out into tears.
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erich hess		#374 Posted : 01 February 2013 09:10:19(UTC)
Rank: Advanced Member Groups: Moderators, Registered Joined: 09/04/2010(UTC) Posts: 42,819 Location: representing the 954 Thanks: 21858 times Was thanked: 18084 time(s) in 10505 post(s)		"Shit." Erich whispers when Ada sees the rabbit. He had really hoped to protect her from seeing it. She hit it alright. She hit it good. Erich sighs and holds his wife. " accidents happen. " he hugs her and stands so she can't see the poor rabbit.
		"I'm not saying its even a good thing to own a chimpanzee. But that's freedom, folks." Alex Jones.
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snap_itshannah		#375 Posted : 01 February 2013 09:13:10(UTC)
Rank: Advanced Member Groups: Registered Joined: 01/10/2012(UTC) Posts: 18,714 Thanks: 7752 times Was thanked: 6357 time(s) in 2889 post(s)		Ada sniffles. "Can you please drive the rest of the way...?" She asks, trembling, feeling like the worst person in the world for killing the rabbit. She bursts out into tears again, thinking about her childhood pet rabbit, Kaninchen.
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erich hess		#376 Posted : 01 February 2013 09:18:35(UTC)
Rank: Advanced Member Groups: Moderators, Registered Joined: 09/04/2010(UTC) Posts: 42,819 Location: representing the 954 Thanks: 21858 times Was thanked: 18084 time(s) in 10505 post(s)		Erich holds her for a bit longer in the middle of the deserted and cold West Virginia road. " sure,Ada." He says giving her light hug and wiping her tears with his thumb. " it's cold,get inside and I'll bury the rabbit. " he says quietly. Hoping that not just leaving the rabbit in the middle of the street might make her feel better.
		"I'm not saying its even a good thing to own a chimpanzee. But that's freedom, folks." Alex Jones.
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snap_itshannah		#377 Posted : 01 February 2013 09:20:59(UTC)
Rank: Advanced Member Groups: Registered Joined: 01/10/2012(UTC) Posts: 18,714 Thanks: 7752 times Was thanked: 6357 time(s) in 2889 post(s)		Ada lets out a little nod and makes her way back to the car slowly, still crying. She sits in the arm and silently looks ahead, tears still streaming down her face.
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erich hess		#378 Posted : 01 February 2013 09:27:46(UTC)
Rank: Advanced Member Groups: Moderators, Registered Joined: 09/04/2010(UTC) Posts: 42,819 Location: representing the 954 Thanks: 21858 times Was thanked: 18084 time(s) in 10505 post(s)		Erich shuts the door to the car and proceeds to scoop up the rabbit with a discarded pizza box and digs a small hole away from the road with a battered old hubcap. Afte several minutes he returns to the car,thankful for the complimentary BMW hand sanitizer. He starts driving with one hand on Ada's leg. " you ok,Ada?" He asks gently.
		"I'm not saying its even a good thing to own a chimpanzee. But that's freedom, folks." Alex Jones.
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snap_itshannah		#379 Posted : 01 February 2013 09:30:38(UTC)
Rank: Advanced Member Groups: Registered Joined: 01/10/2012(UTC) Posts: 18,714 Thanks: 7752 times Was thanked: 6357 time(s) in 2889 post(s)		Ada nods, looking out the window, still crying silently. "I am so sorry..." She says, unsure if she is saying it to Erich or to the dead rabbit.
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erich hess		#380 Posted : 01 February 2013 09:36:28(UTC)
Rank: Advanced Member Groups: Moderators, Registered Joined: 09/04/2010(UTC) Posts: 42,819 Location: representing the 954 Thanks: 21858 times Was thanked: 18084 time(s) in 10505 post(s)		Erich pats her leg assuringly and speeds up,thinking If she isn't in the car,it might be easier for her. "Things will be better once we get to Johnny's,he'll have your mind off it in no time." Erich says cheerfully. Ooc: shall we tunnel over to Johnny's homestead?
		"I'm not saying its even a good thing to own a chimpanzee. But that's freedom, folks." Alex Jones.
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