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Offline erich hess  
#381 Posted : 29 March 2013 04:32:09(UTC)
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Erica laughs at her two friends . " cunty describes this perfectly." Erica wipes a small tear away. You are right,though. It is her loss. I have a mind to file for divorce...or at least make it so she won't come back..it i have too much dignity for that last one....maybe." She laughs at the idea of the very pregnant Nichole fighting. " oh I bet coleykins is even more deadly now. She has mega estrogen pumping in her veins."
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#382 Posted : 29 March 2013 04:35:45(UTC)
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"The pregnancy has made me better, stronger, faster," Nichole proclaims as she comes back from the kitchen, glass of water in hand. "You're welcome to stay here as long as you need to, sweetie. Me casa is su casa... Or something like that. I don't know. I took French."
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#383 Posted : 29 March 2013 04:37:45(UTC)
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"Mein haus ist...your house," Sam proclaims in the most german-sounding voice he can muster. Cappy retrns, having succesfully caught and eaten his treat. He jumps up on Erica's lap and gets comfy.
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#384 Posted : 29 March 2013 04:44:29(UTC)
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"Thank you guys so much! I promise to be as in intrusive as possible. " Erica smiles. " both phrases sound right to be,but I took English as my language in school." She giggles while petting cappy. " oh you are sooo squishy. I could just eat you." Changing the subject from her fucked up life,she asks "so how are you two doing?" She scratches a grateful cappy behind the ear.
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#385 Posted : 29 March 2013 04:47:02(UTC)
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Nichole looks at Sam and smiles. "We're doing great," She says, still staring lovingly at her husband. She snaps out of it and looks back at Erica. "Tell us about your cousin. She seems awesome."
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#386 Posted : 29 March 2013 04:49:06(UTC)
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"Yeah, where is she? I thought she was staying with you?" Sam asks, reaching over to scratch Cappy behind the ears.
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#387 Posted : 29 March 2013 04:58:03(UTC)
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Erica grins." Aw,That is so good to hear. I wanna b like you two when I grow up." Erica finally relaxes now that the unpleasant business was handled. "Ah Mariko. I love her so much. She is...well..bat shit crazy. But in a good way! She is like a a bitter drama club student with a vendetta towards the band nerds . You must meet her....she and I have sorta the same problem as erich and I. We are terrible for each other,so we spend it short amounts of time with each other. And being in my condition......" She trails off. "It's best to avoid temptation."
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#388 Posted : 29 March 2013 05:09:08(UTC)
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"Ah, I understand," Sam says. "I'd love to meet her." He stands up, cracking his knuckles. "Are you guys hungry? I've got an itching to make some hamlets."
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#389 Posted : 29 March 2013 05:15:50(UTC)
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" I am in the mood to eat a hamlet !" Erica says excitedly. Cappy gives her a dirty look,as Erica is rather high pitched when excited. "I can give Mariko a ring,If you don't mind a strange little Japanese girl in your house...well,two if them." She laughs.
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#390 Posted : 29 March 2013 05:21:10(UTC)
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"Not at all. Ring her up. Get her ass on over here," Nichole says with a giggle as she picks up Cappy and goes into the kitchen to help her husband make food.
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#391 Posted : 29 March 2013 05:40:43(UTC)
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"Ok! You will just love her...hopefully not too much,as I don't wish to be replaced," Erica giggles before calling up Mariko.

"Moshi moshi."

" it's hitomi."

" yes THAT hitomi. How many of them could you possibly know?"

"Really?! Shit. That is a lot of them. But I am the cutest,right?"

" ...really? That is pretty damn cute. Listen, I am staying at Nichole and sam's house."

"Dammit,Mariko,no! I was artificially inseminated."

"Can you come out,they would love to meet you."

" ok! See you soon."

When she hangs up,Erica shakes her head and smiles. " fucking Mariko." She laughs. She bounces into the kitchen ." Ok,she will be here tomorrow." Erica announces. " need any help?"
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#392 Posted : 29 March 2013 06:49:12(UTC)
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Nichole thinks. "Umm... I don't know... Let's go set up the other guest room together, okay?" She says, taking Erica's hand, wanting some alone time with her best friend.
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#393 Posted : 29 March 2013 06:53:44(UTC)
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"Ok,you tell me what needs to be done,you can't be lifting or bending or anything. " Erica giggles as she stuffs some ham in her face,happy to be with sam and Nichole.
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#394 Posted : 29 March 2013 07:15:42(UTC)
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"Well, neither can you, stupid girl," Nichole says back with a laugh. "We're both pregnant, remember? Ugh... We need to get a guy to do all this work for us..."
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#395 Posted : 29 March 2013 07:50:42(UTC)
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"Even though im just a couple of weeks along?" Erica asks,mentally going over each twist or turn she has made. " if its a lot of trouble,mariko and I can share a Bed." She offers.
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#396 Posted : 29 March 2013 08:22:18(UTC)
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"Hmm... Maybe when you're in the first trimester, you're okay..." Nichole says, thinking about it. "Whatever. I mean, how much is it going to hurt me to lift bed sheets?" She asks as she walks into the other guest bedroom. The whole room is bare except for a naked mattress on a box spring, a white lounge chair in the corner, and a picture of Sam and Nichole on their wedding day. On the far right side of the room was a closet. "That's where all the bed stuff is," She tells Erica as she goes to the closet and opens it. The closet was bare, except for the very top shelf. Nichole, looking at her 5'4" self, turned to Erica and was about to ask her to get the sheets down when she realized that Erica was even shorter than her. "Hmmm... Maybe this is going to be harder than I thought..."
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#397 Posted : 29 March 2013 09:09:08(UTC)
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"i hope.it's only been official for 2 weeks."erica picks up the picture and smiles. partially because of the shitstorm it entailed,and that her friends looked so happy in it. "you know...natalya and i have no pictures together from our wedding day?" she says matter of factly. erica smirks at the bare bed and the sheets neither of them could reach. "my mom always said whores sleep on beds without sheets...mariko can sleep like this." she cracks up laughing.
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#398 Posted : 29 March 2013 09:36:05(UTC)
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Nichole turns and looks at the bed, biting her lip. "We have some blankets in the living room. She can have one of those. I just hope she isn't picky..." She says and then looks back towards Erica. "Why no pictures of you two together...? You looked so pretty that day."
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#399 Posted : 29 March 2013 09:41:20(UTC)
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erica laughs. "no.mariko isnt picky at all.she would just as gladly sleep on the couch or on the floor. we kobayashis are a very punk rock people." erica gently puts the picture back where she found it."i dont really know." she shrugs. "i guess we were so caught up in the moment." erica scowls very briefly. " she was probably ashamed of me ." she says bitterly.
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#400 Posted : 29 March 2013 09:45:04(UTC)
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Nichole immediately says, "Erica, stop thinking like that." She grabs Erica by the shoulders and looks into her eyes. "Natalya was the problem, not you. You are perfect."
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