CHLOE'S BACK AND MEANS BUSINESS!

First of all, we know that this is not an official single and is indeed just a promotional one but that doesn't take away from the fact that it fucking rocks! Many people believe Chloe's days in the music world have been numbered for quite some time now. Her sophomore album has been through so many changes and push backs that it would seem highly likely to a pessimist that it will not see the light of day but fortunately, Chloe has enough drive and passion to continue doing what she does best (singer, rap and write killer songs) which is heavily shown on this new track 'Started Out In England'. In the promotional single, Chloe pays homage to her home land whilst she raps truthfully about the struggles and setbacks that she has endured and overcome to get to where she is now. It has been a while since we've heard Chloe delve into full on rapper mode alongside a wonderful, dark, urban beat and we must say that it's been worth the wait. Her previous singles, as great and catchy as they were, didn't really capture Chloe's true character and it seemed like all the fire and passion had died out. Even in the killer comeback single, 'Born Free', there was still the feeling that the beautiful Ms. Smith was holding back and had a LOT more to say. It's clear that she was saving up all that energy for this gem of a track. Chloe manages to tell her story (with references to Isaac Lovelock, Photoshop and Hulk Hogan) without seeming like she's whining on and on like some other biographical tracks that are currently circulating the radios right now.

Overall, the song has 'classic Chloe' written all over it; smart lyrics, passionate vocals, killer beats and boatloads of attitude. We know wonder what the album will hold in store? Will it be filled with edgy tracks such like this or will she play it safe and continue down the dance/pop route? Either way, we know it will be great but we are hoping that 'Rap Chloe' is here to stay for a long time to come.

9/10



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Don't say that we aren't good to you because we have a wonderful prize to give away to a lucky reader. The new, updated version of the Weekend dolls which are set to hit the shelves in the summer but fortunately for us, the bigwigs over at Weekend HQ were kind enough to give us a set of the dolls to give away (after we pulled hundreds of strings and threatened to release forged nude pictures of Weekend's management and steal their goldfish). That's not all though. The box that each doll comes in has been hand signed by the boys themselves! We are sure that these would take pride of place in any Weekender's bedroom and will make a great conversational piece.....and come in handy when acting out fantasies. Each doll also comes with two outfits and an accessory relating to each member. To be in with a chance of winning them all you have to do is answer this question;

What height is Dustyn Blue-Williams?
A) - 4'11
B) - 5'2
C) - 6'1




What are the names of your parents?
Giovanni and Greta Gallo. Although my father prefered to be called "Maestro" around other people...


How is 2013 treating you so far?
Oh, perfectly, darling. My debut album was a smashing success, and now I'm talking to you, you dear thing.


What is your drink of choice?
A Japanese Cocktail. Part cognac, part orgeat, part lime juice, and part Angostura bitters. Of course, you can hardly ever find somebody who can make that... So most of the time, I drink green tea mixed with vodka.


What is your favourite snack?
Those bubble gum cigars. I could chew on those literally all day. I thought that they would make me quit smoking, but... Nah.


What animal would make the most amazing pet?
I want one of those sugar glider rat looking things. They are damn cute.


Who is your best friend?
Umm... I don't know... Bianca from 4U Girls is pretty fucking rad. Probably her.


What’s the first thing you do when you wake up?
Lay in bed and stare at the ceiling for an hour until the hangover headache subsides.


Who do you think has a perfect face?
Vanity's face is like, "HI! I'M FUCKING PERFECT AND I KNOW IT!" I want it.


What’s the last book you read?
Um... Man, I don't fucking know. I think I read Old Man and the Sea by Hemingway my senior year? Does that count?


What's the strangest thing you've had in your mouth?
HA! HAHAHAHA! HAHAHAHAHA! Shut the fuck up. Is that actually a question?


Cha Cha Slide, Gangnam Style or Harlem Shake?
I don't know what the fuck those are...


What’s a fair price for an album nowadays?
Umm... Depends on who the artist is. Like, if it's Julia Volkova, then $30, but if it's, like... ohhh... whose that two-bit artist that sucks, but they keep playing her shit? Jennifer Armstrong or some shit like that? Yeah, that should be free. Nobody should have to pay to hear a cat squealing.


Which pop star(s) do you think will fall of the radar after 2013?
Ha! Um... Let me think... That little Isabel chick that looks, like, 12? She needs to go. Um... Oh! Oh! That, uh... Aubrey Mikkel? Nah. She... She needs to go. Like, now.


Are you more of a Stephanie Fierce or Tisha Jackson fan?
Oooh, that's a tough one. I love both of them. I think I might be more into Tisha just because she's such a badass. Like, Steph is cool, and probably makes better quality music, but Tisha is just... BAM! You know?


What came first, the egg or chicken?
Depends. Which one was the male?


Who's the first thing that comes into your mind when I say 'bitch'?
That bitch on Twitter! What was her name? Suzie? Is she a singer? I have literally never heard of her outside of Twitter. For real.


Twitter or Facebook?
Twitter. I like the idea of fans being able to see what I'm doing, but I don't have to hear abut their boring ass lives.


What colour are your bed sheets?
Black.


What was the last thing you bought online?
Sophia's "The Beauty Within." Like, what is air? I love this CD.


What are the last three things in your search history?
1.) "Sweet Unknown." I can't wait. 2.) "is Ellie-Grace Summers anorexic?" This should be a major concern of most people. Poor girl is way too fucking skinny. And 3.) "Victoria Black." I kind of love her way too much.


What was your best and worst subject at school?
I was really good in music... obviously. And I was okay in history. But I fucking failed at math, science, Italian, English... It's actually a miracle that I've learned enough English to have a conversation with you right now.


Are you a fan of self taken pics or 'selfies'?
People taking pictures of themselves don't bother me. What bothers me are the stupid sluts who take pictures of themselves in mirrors, and don't turn off the flash. Like, HELLLLOOOOOO?


What's best, too hot or too cold?
Too cold. Sweating is never sexy.


Left or right?
I'm right handed, so... right.


Who is your last text message from and what does it say?
"Love you, too." It's from my boyfriend, Trent D'amour


Would you ever date a fan?
Maybe if they were cute...


Coke or Pepsi?
Coke.


Favourite artist right now?
Hmm... Mark Talley is fucking beast. Probably him.

When are you considered 'too old' to wear hot pants?
Gravity will let you know when you're too old to wear hot pants, I assure you...

Finish the sentence; A guy must always have a nice.....
Liquor collection.


Flats or heels?
Heels!


Where do you do most of your shopping?
I don't really have a specific store. Online shopping is better anyway.


What's better, tattoos or piercings?
On guys? Definitely tattoos.


Finish the sentence; James Urie is....
Eh, cute. I guess.


When is the best age to settle down and start a family?
Psh, when you stop being fun, I guess. When Modern Family suddenly looks like a good show is when you should start settling down and having a family.


Favourite names for a child?
Um... I don't know. I like Alice... and Sofia.


What did you and Billy Khan get up to?
Psh, I promise you: Absolutely nothing. We hung out at the bar, got wasted, went back to my place, drank a little bit more, he passed out, I went to bed. I know better than to break up marriages. Plus, I have a boyfriend! A very nice boyfriend!


Is this the best interview you've ever done?
It's not the worst...


What percentage do you tip in a restaurant?
15%.


What's good about music nowadays?
There are finally people out there that are saying it like it is. Like that Jimmy Churchs fucker? That man is my hero.


What's bad about music nowadays?
Ugh... All these little boy bands. I wonder if they know how gay they look. Like, really.


Who would play you in a movie?
Hmm... Cassie Steele, probably.


Major turn on's?
Dark hair... being able to play guitar and sing... bitchin' body...


Major turn off's?
Whiney and depressing, can't hold their liquor, doesn't make enough money... Shitty car... Shitty job... Shitty apartment...


Favourite insult?
Recently, the insult "douche-dick" has become a favorite of mine.


What would be the title of your autobiography?
Vara Gallo: Blame My Parents.


What will it say on your gravestone?
Vara Gallo: Blame My Parents.


Is Scott Rose-Hilton the sexiest man alive?
Ahhhh... He's definitely sexy. But maybe not the sexiest. But, like, if I had a chance to have sex with Scott, I wouldn't pass it up.


If you had 24 hours to live, what would be the first thing you'd do?
Drink, fuck, do some blow... Fuck... drink.... drink...


Reality TV. Yay or Nay?
Yay. I love watching stupid people be stupid. It makes me feel a little bit better, and appreciate the people around me that are only half as retarded as the people on TV.