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Read hard		#1 Posted : 03 May 2013 23:51:19(UTC)
Rank: Advanced Member Groups: Registered Joined: 08/04/2013(UTC) Posts: 372 Thanks: 36 times Was thanked: 303 time(s) in 179 post(s)		http://www.therockstarga...ingle.asp?SingleID=50130 The Read hards are back with a comeback single, the single hit nr 2 in Romania and entered the top 20 in Germany, but yet the Read hards are selling out venues all over Europe the single(who was only released in Europe)failed to chart in a topspot elsewhere. The Bitch says to some stupid magazine(that no one's ever heard of) "We've matured a lot since our former releases, the first song is about Dry bobbing, and old prostitution thing where you don't ejaculate, Onan the Barbarian is about a guy who masturbates a lot, All outta cash is about someone who spent all their money, lyrically we've become smarter and more sophisticated, but what really makes us seem more mature is the Banjo that Gory plays in Onan and cum. Robin Banks and Poo Peter also sound like they were meant to play bluegrass music, we're still punk as fuck though, Gory spit on a sidewalk yesterday and we were like "that's punk, dude" and he said "I don't give a fuck, my throat was slimy" the lyrics: Pay not to Cum Verse 1 I went to the local service and damn was I nervous I don't like it shooting from my knob but she said it was all right And she turned out the light and I got a dry bob I found a better way and I gotta pay pay pay Chorus Dry Bob Dry Bob It's fun for everyone Dry Bob Dry Bob You gotta pay not to cum¨ Verse 2 I used to be so afraid of paying people to get laid but it went ok after a segment I used to flip my lid Shitscared of getting a kid¨ But dry Bob prevents from getting pregnant It's awesome what can I say? I gotta pay pay pay pay! Onan the Barbarian Verse 1 I was born with my hand in my crotch I'll probably die with it too Don't you know I'm always on the watch My palms are rosy, but my balls are blue I use a lot of lube I call people on the phone and they think I'm sort of rude That's why they call me Onan Chorus I'm Onan the Barbarian hand on the weapon I'm cute I'm Onan the Barbarian hand on the weapon, I'll shoot Verse 2 It can sometimes get hard and puzzled but It won't go up on demand And I have quite a few muscles but only on my right hand I'm just like a pizza car when I jump on the gas It might not be extra large but it comes pretty fast Bridge If I am such an animal Why can't you be my vetrinarian? Cause I want doggy action And bunny satisfactin I am Onan the Barbarian All outta cash Verse 1 I bought a computer I'm all outta cash I bought a scooter I'm all outta cash Yeah I am all outta cash I bought a feather I'm all outta cash I bought a couch made of leather I'm all outta cash yeah I'm all outta cash I bought a trailer I'm all outta cash I bought a pair of Chuck Taylors I'm all outta cash Yeah I'm all outta cash I bought a chiwawa I'm all outta cash I bough a new shower I'm all outta cash yeah I'm all outta cash I bought a newspaper I'm all outta cash I bought a new neighbor I'm all outta cash yeah I'm all outta cash I bought a rollercoasterride I'm all outta cash I bought a mail order bride I'm all outta cash yeah I'm all outta whoah oh oh I'm outtaaaaaaaa CASH

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erich hess		#2 Posted : 03 May 2013 23:56:37(UTC)
Rank: Advanced Member Groups: Moderators, Registered Joined: 09/04/2010(UTC) Posts: 42,827 Location: representing the 954 Thanks: 21866 times Was thanked: 18088 time(s) in 10509 post(s)		Erich: this is fantastic. I can see many drunken sing alongs to this Ooc: onan the barbarian? Fucking brilliant.
		"I'm not saying its even a good thing to own a chimpanzee. But that's freedom, folks." Alex Jones.

2 users thanked erich hess for this useful post.		Read hard on 04/05/2013(UTC), kandii on 04/05/2013(UTC)
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Read hard		#3 Posted : 04 May 2013 00:17:00(UTC)
Rank: Advanced Member Groups: Registered Joined: 08/04/2013(UTC) Posts: 372 Thanks: 36 times Was thanked: 303 time(s) in 179 post(s)		The Bitch: Thanks, we always appreciate when people like our tunes! Robin Banks: Yeah, even with that stupid Banjo The Bitch: We are a bluegrass band now, Yeeha! Robin Banks: Guess so! That's what I always imagined us to be when we made "Cun Ted" and "her fingers smells like cheese" The Bitch: Hey, those songs had deep meanings! Poo Peter: Her fingers smells like cheese IS pretty deep Gory I Lids: I remember that song I wrote about crying, that was so pathetic, I used to cry so much.... The Bitch: I liked all your emo songs! Gory I Lids: So much!....I still cry

2 users thanked Read hard for this useful post.		erich hess on 04/05/2013(UTC), kandii on 04/05/2013(UTC)
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Read hard		#4 Posted : 25 May 2013 03:26:54(UTC)
Rank: Advanced Member Groups: Registered Joined: 08/04/2013(UTC) Posts: 372 Thanks: 36 times Was thanked: 303 time(s) in 179 post(s)		Poo Peter: People in Tokyo frowned on us when we did Onan the Barbarian and Pay not to cum! Gory I Lids: I frown at us all the time.


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