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snap_itshannah		#741 Posted : 15 June 2013 00:17:18(UTC)
Rank: Advanced Member Groups: Registered Joined: 01/10/2012(UTC) Posts: 18,715 Thanks: 7755 times Was thanked: 6357 time(s) in 2889 post(s)		Ada leans her head on Erich's shoulder. "I love you so much..." She says softly, smiling at him. "We should make a sex tape. Right now. Do it completely under the guise of trying to spread awareness over BRCA1 testing. It would be like those PETA ads... but better."
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erich hess		#742 Posted : 15 June 2013 00:38:06(UTC)
Rank: Advanced Member Groups: Moderators, Registered Joined: 09/04/2010(UTC) Posts: 42,819 Location: representing the 954 Thanks: 21858 times Was thanked: 18084 time(s) in 10505 post(s)		Erich smiles as Ada's head touches his shoulder. " I love when you do this." He says before putting his head on hers. He chuckles at the sex tape suggestion. " I like the way you think,though I don't know how one has anything to do with the other...but I'm up for it." He laughs. "Should we go Paris Hilton night vision,predator vision or normal lighting?"
		"I'm not saying its even a good thing to own a chimpanzee. But that's freedom, folks." Alex Jones.
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snap_itshannah		#743 Posted : 15 June 2013 00:42:20(UTC)
Rank: Advanced Member Groups: Registered Joined: 01/10/2012(UTC) Posts: 18,715 Thanks: 7755 times Was thanked: 6357 time(s) in 2889 post(s)		"Oh... I..." Ada thinks for a moment. "I never really thought about it. You know an awful lot about sex tape lighting, darling..."
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erich hess		#744 Posted : 15 June 2013 00:50:00(UTC)
Rank: Advanced Member Groups: Moderators, Registered Joined: 09/04/2010(UTC) Posts: 42,819 Location: representing the 954 Thanks: 21858 times Was thanked: 18084 time(s) in 10505 post(s)		" I NEVER have done one!" Erich says with a higher pitched voice than normal. " but I did...I did watch the Paris Hilton one." He admits with a laugh.
		"I'm not saying its even a good thing to own a chimpanzee. But that's freedom, folks." Alex Jones.
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snap_itshannah		#745 Posted : 15 June 2013 02:25:51(UTC)
Rank: Advanced Member Groups: Registered Joined: 01/10/2012(UTC) Posts: 18,715 Thanks: 7755 times Was thanked: 6357 time(s) in 2889 post(s)		"I think we all have watched the Paris Hilton one..." Ada says back with a giggle. "I watched the Oscar and Eilidh one... three times..."
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erich hess		#746 Posted : 15 June 2013 02:32:24(UTC)
Rank: Advanced Member Groups: Moderators, Registered Joined: 09/04/2010(UTC) Posts: 42,819 Location: representing the 954 Thanks: 21858 times Was thanked: 18084 time(s) in 10505 post(s)		"Really?! Three times? I couldn't do it. Eilidh was my buddy during big brother. Erica on th other hand,says its her favorite one." Erich laughs.
		"I'm not saying its even a good thing to own a chimpanzee. But that's freedom, folks." Alex Jones.
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snap_itshannah		#747 Posted : 15 June 2013 02:36:59(UTC)
Rank: Advanced Member Groups: Registered Joined: 01/10/2012(UTC) Posts: 18,715 Thanks: 7755 times Was thanked: 6357 time(s) in 2889 post(s)		"There was something weirdly attractive about how innocent she was in it," Ada says back, flipping her hair over her shoulder. "And this is coming from a girl that is only attracted to penis. Only."
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erich hess		#748 Posted : 15 June 2013 02:53:17(UTC)
Rank: Advanced Member Groups: Moderators, Registered Joined: 09/04/2010(UTC) Posts: 42,819 Location: representing the 954 Thanks: 21858 times Was thanked: 18084 time(s) in 10505 post(s)		"Ok,now I'm getting mental pictures!" Erich exclaims,holding his hands over his ears. " I found her naivety both arising and repulsive."
		"I'm not saying its even a good thing to own a chimpanzee. But that's freedom, folks." Alex Jones.
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snap_itshannah		#749 Posted : 15 June 2013 03:04:29(UTC)
Rank: Advanced Member Groups: Registered Joined: 01/10/2012(UTC) Posts: 18,715 Thanks: 7755 times Was thanked: 6357 time(s) in 2889 post(s)		Ada lets out a small laugh. "That is good, I suppose. I will never have to worry about you finding her attractive..."
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erich hess		#750 Posted : 15 June 2013 03:10:21(UTC)
Rank: Advanced Member Groups: Moderators, Registered Joined: 09/04/2010(UTC) Posts: 42,819 Location: representing the 954 Thanks: 21858 times Was thanked: 18084 time(s) in 10505 post(s)		Erich makes a face. "God,no! She once asked me to explain a cream pie...it was more embarrassing than when my mom caught me jerking it to "dr Quinn,medicine woman"....we didnt have the Internet! What was I supposed to do for porn?!" Erich exclaims.
		"I'm not saying its even a good thing to own a chimpanzee. But that's freedom, folks." Alex Jones.
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snap_itshannah		#751 Posted : 15 June 2013 03:12:46(UTC)
Rank: Advanced Member Groups: Registered Joined: 01/10/2012(UTC) Posts: 18,715 Thanks: 7755 times Was thanked: 6357 time(s) in 2889 post(s)		"To Dr... Quinn...? Jesus, Herr Hess... Did you not at least have MTV or something like that...?" Ada asks, laughing with both humor and utter disgust.
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erich hess		#752 Posted : 15 June 2013 03:18:24(UTC)
Rank: Advanced Member Groups: Moderators, Registered Joined: 09/04/2010(UTC) Posts: 42,819 Location: representing the 954 Thanks: 21858 times Was thanked: 18084 time(s) in 10505 post(s)		"Um...no. My parents were....uptight. " erich says,unable to defend his actions. " could you have sex on video,knowing people are going to see it? "
		"I'm not saying its even a good thing to own a chimpanzee. But that's freedom, folks." Alex Jones.
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snap_itshannah		#753 Posted : 15 June 2013 03:23:25(UTC)
Rank: Advanced Member Groups: Registered Joined: 01/10/2012(UTC) Posts: 18,715 Thanks: 7755 times Was thanked: 6357 time(s) in 2889 post(s)		"I think I would give it my all if I knew that other people were going to see it..." Ada says back honestly. "I would feel like I needed to prove something to everybody watching."
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erich hess		#754 Posted : 15 June 2013 03:30:29(UTC)
Rank: Advanced Member Groups: Moderators, Registered Joined: 09/04/2010(UTC) Posts: 42,819 Location: representing the 954 Thanks: 21858 times Was thanked: 18084 time(s) in 10505 post(s)		"Hmm,that's remarkably close to how I see it. Nothing would be worse than the worlds verdict being :" that's it?"." He chuckles and grabs Ada around her waist. " though,given the actors,I seriously doubt anything less than 5 stars. Their work is always good."
		"I'm not saying its even a good thing to own a chimpanzee. But that's freedom, folks." Alex Jones.
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snap_itshannah		#755 Posted : 15 June 2013 03:41:19(UTC)
Rank: Advanced Member Groups: Registered Joined: 01/10/2012(UTC) Posts: 18,715 Thanks: 7755 times Was thanked: 6357 time(s) in 2889 post(s)		Ada giggles and softly kisses Erich. "Especially the leading man... He is quite handsome as well. I am jealous of any girl who gets to be in a movie with him."
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erich hess		#756 Posted : 15 June 2013 03:54:12(UTC)
Rank: Advanced Member Groups: Moderators, Registered Joined: 09/04/2010(UTC) Posts: 42,819 Location: representing the 954 Thanks: 21858 times Was thanked: 18084 time(s) in 10505 post(s)		Erich laughs and rubs adas lower back. " I don't know about him.but the actress? I hear a night with her is liable to change your views on life itself. Just a glance from her can put those of a feeble constitution in a "spent" state."
		"I'm not saying its even a good thing to own a chimpanzee. But that's freedom, folks." Alex Jones.
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snap_itshannah		#757 Posted : 15 June 2013 03:58:50(UTC)
Rank: Advanced Member Groups: Registered Joined: 01/10/2012(UTC) Posts: 18,715 Thanks: 7755 times Was thanked: 6357 time(s) in 2889 post(s)		Ada smiles at him. "I love you so much..." She says softly, looking into his eyes. "I cannot image how jealous other women must be when they see me with you."
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erich hess		#758 Posted : 15 June 2013 04:11:24(UTC)
Rank: Advanced Member Groups: Moderators, Registered Joined: 09/04/2010(UTC) Posts: 42,819 Location: representing the 954 Thanks: 21858 times Was thanked: 18084 time(s) in 10505 post(s)		Erich shivers a little when Ada looks in his eyes. " your eyes are my favorite feature of yours." He says,smiling widely. " so expressive. " playing with her hair ,he says to her. "Jealous they can never attain Ada levels of greatness. If you weren't my soulmate,you'd be a great trophy wife. I love hearing " he goes home to that!! Daaamn!" Erich laughs and kisses her neck.
		"I'm not saying its even a good thing to own a chimpanzee. But that's freedom, folks." Alex Jones.
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snap_itshannah		#759 Posted : 15 June 2013 04:16:14(UTC)
Rank: Advanced Member Groups: Registered Joined: 01/10/2012(UTC) Posts: 18,715 Thanks: 7755 times Was thanked: 6357 time(s) in 2889 post(s)		Ada giggles. "I can be your soulmate and your trophy wife, can I not? Your perfect wife is your trophy wife..." She beams at him.
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erich hess		#760 Posted : 15 June 2013 04:23:23(UTC)
Rank: Advanced Member Groups: Moderators, Registered Joined: 09/04/2010(UTC) Posts: 42,819 Location: representing the 954 Thanks: 21858 times Was thanked: 18084 time(s) in 10505 post(s)		" I am not sure. "Trophy wife" usually means someone just kept around for their looks,I think. " he grins at her. " perfect wife sounds good to me. Wonderful to be with AND hotter than a two dollar pistol."
		"I'm not saying its even a good thing to own a chimpanzee. But that's freedom, folks." Alex Jones.
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