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#841 Posted : 19 June 2013 08:49:07(UTC)
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Ada's eyes grow wide. "Oh my god, yes. Auction. We are auctioning it... I am calling Culture Uncut! Right now!"
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#842 Posted : 19 June 2013 08:58:05(UTC)
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Erich grins. He loves Ada's eyes,they are so expressive. " I love you." He chuckles. " you are just so perfect."
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#843 Posted : 19 June 2013 11:09:30(UTC)
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Ada jumps up and runs to the living room to get her phone. "I cannot hear you, meine liebling! I am on the phone!" She calls back. There's a few muffled words heard from Ada in the other room, and then she comes back. "Done and done!"
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#844 Posted : 19 June 2013 11:21:56(UTC)
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erich looks over at dietrich who gives basically doesnt give a fuck.he's been neutered.he could care less about rogering. erich cracks up when ada comes back in. "you are nuts,and i love you for it. how much do you think we will raise?" he says excitedly.
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#845 Posted : 19 June 2013 11:35:50(UTC)
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"All of the money!" Ada yells, way too excited. She starts jumping up and down and clapping her hands, which doesn't work too well, as she is still completely naked. "I am so excited, Herr Hess! We will raise so much awareness... AND MONEY!"
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#846 Posted : 19 June 2013 11:40:52(UTC)
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"hell yeah,we are worth the entire domestic gross product!" erich says,just as excited. a jumping and naked ada will make most anyone excited. erich shrugs his shoulders and also jumps up and and down,naked. "this is going to be great! we could start a new trend. not everyone can run a marathon for awareness.most anyone can have fun with their spouse...you might raise more than awareness." he says,chucking at the sound of them jumping. what must the neighbors think.
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#847 Posted : 19 June 2013 11:51:27(UTC)
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Ada giggles. "I sent Culture Uncut a three minute clip of it, and made plans for us to hold the auction on the 22nd at the 40/40 Club..." She beams. "I am so excited!"
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#848 Posted : 19 June 2013 11:54:36(UTC)
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"what the fuck?! the 700 club?! how did you...how did you get pat robertson to agree to THAT?" erich says,flabbergasted. erich grins,knowing if ANYONE could convince a fundy tv program to auction a sextape,it is his wife. he holds adas hands. "there is no going back,now!" he laughs.
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#849 Posted : 19 June 2013 11:57:30(UTC)
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Ada giggles and shakes her head. "Not the 700 Club, liebling..." She says softly, still absolutely beaming at him.
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#850 Posted : 19 June 2013 12:06:32(UTC)
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erich chuckles. "damn,that would have been great.it'd probably knocked ol pat dead." erich looks at his wife and slowly smiles. she is stunning when she is like this. "you know,this really could be an important thing we're doing. those silly nude pics for peta had to start somewhere,right?" erich says. very proud that ada went through with this.
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#851 Posted : 19 June 2013 12:11:43(UTC)
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Ada nods. "Exactly! And breast cancer awareness? That is bigger than those tasty animals would ever be!" She says happily as she starts dancing around the room.
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#852 Posted : 19 June 2013 12:21:56(UTC)
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erich enthusiastically agrees. "i'd rather go vegan than worry about breast cancer....and you know how i feel about vegetables." erich quips.shuddering at the thought of veganism,but even more at the very real possibility of cancer. erich smiles as ada dances around them room. "we could probably get an extra grand for a video of that dancing." he says.
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#853 Posted : 19 June 2013 12:25:44(UTC)
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Ada beams. "Do you really think people would pay to see my dance? Should we make it a special feature for the video...? Or maybe a video for the runner up!"
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#854 Posted : 19 June 2013 12:32:01(UTC)
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erich nods quickly. he knows ada is a beautiful woman,and it is refreshing to see her see herself as he sees her. or at least confident enough to be seen naked. "a runner up video. more videos can only bring more money.ada,i might bid on it,just to keep it out of people's hands. your dance is adorable,yet...you know."he raises an eyebrow. "id dance too,but male nudity isnt hot,its funny." he laughs. making a circle with his waist.
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#855 Posted : 19 June 2013 12:36:32(UTC)
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Ada giggles and skips over to Erich, wrapping her arms around his neck and kissing him softly. "We should put on some Tom Waits..." She says softly, grinning at him.
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#856 Posted : 19 June 2013 12:42:50(UTC)
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erich holds ada around her waist,right where her hip starts to curve. he closes his eyes and says a silent prayer to b'taal,the god of fonz like cool to guide his hand.he reaches down and picks up a balled sock,tossing it towards the turntable..it hits the play button. "heart attack and vine" starts playing. "i love you so much" he says looking into her eyes.
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#857 Posted : 19 June 2013 12:45:25(UTC)
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"I love you, too, meine liebling..." Ada says back, laying her chest on Erich's chest, dancing slowly with him.
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#858 Posted : 19 June 2013 12:48:55(UTC)
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as they slowly rock to the music,erich kisses the top of her head. "you ever think about that time we danced on the duke? i was wearing a crystal skirt and tom jones was playing? who would have thought we'd be here now?" he says softly.now was one of those rare moments in time,where if he was to drop dead instantly.he would die completely happy.
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#859 Posted : 19 June 2013 12:52:01(UTC)
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Ada smile at the memory, and then looks up at Erich. "I knew I loved you in that moment... And I knew that I wanted to be with you forever."
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#860 Posted : 19 June 2013 13:00:15(UTC)
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erich kisses her softly and smiles. " me too. that was the single best moment of my life.it just snow balled from there into....this." he says happily. "it was like the grinch story.my heart grew two sizes that day." he chuckles.
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