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Read hard		#1 Posted : 24 June 2013 07:57:53(UTC)
Rank: Advanced Member Groups: Registered Joined: 08/04/2013(UTC) Posts: 372 Thanks: 36 times Was thanked: 303 time(s) in 179 post(s)		The first album from these Romanian punk rock fellas since "More for nothing, nothing for less" and this time they've become a bluegrass/Japanese band, per se. We asked the Bitch two questions: How does it feel to be back? The Bitch: We've toured so many countries since we "reunited(we never broke up)", but it's hard to keep up the audience increasion and work on an album at the same time, it's a really good comback album though. Did you write the songs? The Bitch: We wrote the songs together, we tried new shit, we were in Japan and we made a Japanese-ish song. I wrote the lyrics to most of the songs, but Gory wrote the lyrics to "When the world gets me down" The lyrics: One and a half for the road Verse 1 We are finally back on the road We're ready to explode we're gonna play some songs gonna smoke some bongs chorus drink some beers we're back in touring mode Two for the good times and one and a half for the road Verse 2 We're finally back on the road here to give our load here to rock your socks for everybody in the cellblocks It's one and a half for the road! Boxershorts Verse 1 I bought a new pair of shorts look just what I found there's something in these boxers and it sure looks brown it smells pretty funny not my idea of fun if someone finds this weird I'm sure I'm not the only one Chorus There's something in my boxershorts whoah ah ah Verse 2 I got some new boxershorts from this weird fella There's some stains inside them and it sure looks yellow there's something wrong with these shorts It gave me crabs and genitalwarts Verse 3 I got some new boxers late the other night there's stains all over and they sure look white before he sold'em to me he had to filled them with his own shame and his unborn children The crazy guy with the lazy eye Verse 1 I met a guy at the closed down store I asked him his name he said he went by Tommy but while drunk it's always Johnny he asked me I said "the same" Chorus He's the crazy guy with the lazy eye He's one crazy dude whoah ah ah he's got some attitude Verse 2 He talked about his wife and handed me a few pills he is a teacher but he don't know how to reach her when he can't adjust those pupils The girl which name starts with "C" Whoah ah I never got to tell you that I wanted a blowie I never got to say that I like DAVID BOWIE I never got to tell you how I felt I never got my hit below the belt Sometimes I am on twitter thinking there must be someone for me that girl might be the girl which name starts with "C" I tried to get you breasts-kissed I even put you on the guest list you didn't show up to the show you were out looking for another dude to blow Sometimes I'm on the shitter I never felt more free knowing I could never get the girl which name starts with "C" A mine is a terrible thing to waste Verse 1 I've been to a warzone I've been in minefields I've been to the nightclubs clubbing babyseals I'm watching mythbusters Jerking off to soccermoms I'm bombing my clusters as I see the clusterbombs chorus I made this chorus it might be in bad taste but A mine is such a terrible thing to waste Verse 2 Just think of all the choices Of all the alarms Can someone think of the children who still has both their arms! it really makes me sick to see everyone surive If I made mines I'd be such a dick and no one would come back alive Verse 2 I've been to a warzone I've been to mindfields I've been to nightpunch punshing navyseals I may be full of crap but at least I'm not misplaced when you get mines all over your lap man, that is such a waist Guilty Pressure Verse 1 I never felt this terrible The beans and milk is spilt there's no use in crying over them but I still have the guilt I can't handle the pressure it doesn't give any pleasure It's a race I'll always lose It's always bad news Chorus I've got guilty pressure yeah yeah Guilty pressure Verse 2 I sit around with my guilt it's eating me up from inside I'm Dr Jeckyl's alter ego and that's nowhere to Hyde pressure always makes me sad how could things turn this bad? Sometime will always taunt me why will the past always haunt me? Bridge What's with this guilty pressure what's with this messed up mind I haven't found the tressure or maybe it just got me blind more lyrics will come up Edited by user 24 June 2013 08:19:34(UTC) \| Reason: Not specified

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Read hard		#2 Posted : 24 June 2013 08:19:05(UTC)
Rank: Advanced Member Groups: Registered Joined: 08/04/2013(UTC) Posts: 372 Thanks: 36 times Was thanked: 303 time(s) in 179 post(s)		I am on twitter now Verse 1 I was all fed up with facebook done with that myspace shit I only got dickpicks on chatroulette so I'm still holding on to it but I need a place where I can dwell where everyone will ring my bell I am on twitter now Instagram makes me sick I am the lowest bidder now Ebay can suck my dick I am on twitter now I'll just sit back and relax I ain't no Gary Glitter I won't try the smallest cracks Verse 2 I'm retweeting celebrities Everything is fresh and new My friend who does rap-battles Poo Peter is on twitter too I sometimes pull the big one and shoot out on the sheets when I see someone famous have seen my stupid tweets Pay not to Cum Verse 1 I went to the local service and damn was I nervous I don't like it shooting from my knob but she said it was all right And she turned out the light and I got a dry bob I found a better way and I gotta pay pay pay Chorus Dry Bob Dry Bob It's fun for everyone Dry Bob Dry Bob You gotta pay not to cum¨ Verse 2 I used to be so afraid of paying people to get laid but it went ok after a segment I used to flip my lid Shitscared of getting a kid¨ But dry Bob prevents from getting pregnant It's awesome what can I say? I gotta pay pay pay pay! When the world gets me down Verse 1 I someetimes cry my eyes out I have those eyelids shut sometimes my veins are open just waiting to be cut I've got fears and despairs wear them like silver and gold I picture myself in a coffin surrounded by roses and mould Chorus Sometimes I laugh on my own expensive sometimes I smile and sometimes I frown I just need someewhere to go when the world gets me down ah ah When the world gets me down Verse 2 I sometimes hide in my bedroom hating myself to bits I think back on my high school days the bullies and the greatest hits My girlfriend left the other day I still don't get how if I had a gun here I'd probably pull the trigger now Bridge The world gets me down the world makes a sound the world gets me down down down tot he ground Renamed for unknown purposes Verse 1 Sometimes I think about incest it's not in my best interest I used to be into my sister Now I'm only disgusted about all the time I lusted and the times I held and kissed her Chorus Cause I have grown up I'm better I'm certainly right I don't do heavy drugs and I don't drink moonshine on saturday night Verse 2 Sometimes I think about crackpipes Of scottish dudes with bagpipes as I pull the largest hit I used to blow my cover and then later my own brother Read books while taking a shit I am way way older now and few even remembers when they did drugs on persian rugs and had sex with family members It's good to get this song over with yeah yeah

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Read hard		#3 Posted : 26 June 2013 21:44:02(UTC)
Rank: Advanced Member Groups: Registered Joined: 08/04/2013(UTC) Posts: 372 Thanks: 36 times Was thanked: 303 time(s) in 179 post(s)		The Bitch: We're nr 1 in romania! Yippi! The album also charted like this: UK 14,201 28,153 109 110(109) Aus & NZ 14,667 28,544 72 72(80) Asia 14,423 29,479 74 78(74) Europe 15,882 31,767 75 80(75) World 59,173 117,943 117 122(117)


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Read hard		#4 Posted : 27 June 2013 21:50:55(UTC)
Rank: Advanced Member Groups: Registered Joined: 08/04/2013(UTC) Posts: 372 Thanks: 36 times Was thanked: 303 time(s) in 179 post(s)		A mine is a terrible thing to waste is the second single from the album!


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erich hess		#5 Posted : 27 June 2013 22:43:03(UTC)
Rank: Advanced Member Groups: Moderators, Registered Joined: 09/04/2010(UTC) Posts: 42,827 Location: representing the 954 Thanks: 21866 times Was thanked: 18088 time(s) in 10509 post(s)		Erica: please tell me this is about minecraft! Uh,I mean I am not dorky enough to play that game. I mean,what's the point of it anyway? Nina: she minecrafted my underwear yesterday! They are all blocky and pinch where they should never pinch !
		"I'm not saying its even a good thing to own a chimpanzee. But that's freedom, folks." Alex Jones.

1 user thanked erich hess for this useful post.		Read hard on 28/06/2013(UTC)
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Read hard		#6 Posted : 28 June 2013 21:03:32(UTC)
Rank: Advanced Member Groups: Registered Joined: 08/04/2013(UTC) Posts: 372 Thanks: 36 times Was thanked: 303 time(s) in 179 post(s)		Poo Peter: I wanted it to be called "I Want you to be mine", cause I love lovesongs, but the others thought it was to controversial to have the lyrics be "I want you to be mine, I wanna make you explode, I'll be your minesweeper and get ready for the load" so we went with the other one instead.

1 user thanked Read hard for this useful post.		erich hess on 28/06/2013(UTC)
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erich hess		#7 Posted : 28 June 2013 22:15:38(UTC)
Rank: Advanced Member Groups: Moderators, Registered Joined: 09/04/2010(UTC) Posts: 42,827 Location: representing the 954 Thanks: 21866 times Was thanked: 18088 time(s) in 10509 post(s)		Erica: ew,that would be so gross.....you should do it for the next album!
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