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Cockroach under the rug. He later flushed the deceased bug down the toilet. It was a Solemn affair attended by erich hess,and deitrich Von wannemaker. The respectfulness was shattered when deitrich swatted the insect's corpse with a chubby paw. Onlookers were treated to the corpse being dismembered. Several of the deceased's limbs refused to flush,further creating a macabre display.
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Hayden: Oh my god! Don't do that Erich, especially not before my anniversary. I almost cried, tears! You can't leave me with these people. |
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Kourtney: Geez are you trying to give me a mini heart attack? I feel sad about the bug but glad its not you! :) Yikes, that probably sounds horrible. |
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Ada: NOT FUNNY. NOT. FUNNY. NOT AT ALL.
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Erich: mr Hayden,I'd never leave you with these people,alone. Without someone like me holding back the flood,they would swamp you and take locks of your hair. I assume for voodoo or cloning...or cloned voodoo haydens.
Erich: Thank you miss kourt, it is indeed nice to know you care....and are sweet enough to be concerned over a bug. He looked like he had been there for awhile,so I know I didn't kill him.
Erich: um,I can see you across the room from me,Ada. You would be the first to know I died...I hope.
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Amy-Jayne - when I read the headline I was like no way he can't be dead it's not funny |
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Quote:Erich: um,I can see you across the room from me,Ada. You would be the first to know I died...I hope. Ada: Oh, right... I am waving at you! Can you see me?! :D
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Tisha: Lmao, you had me going for a sec Erich! Don't do that shit anymore. |
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Erich: I know Amy,but you know how the media is....they make mountains out of mole hills.
Nina:unless it's Erica's boobs. Those are still small
Erica: your mom has small boobs!
Erich:,I see you,Ada! I am waving back and am very much alive. You know I'd never leave you.
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Erich:you have my word,tisha. I probably nearly made my wife die...or start searching for my replacement. Billy does have a younger brother.... |
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Katie Coyle: Stay classy, magazines! You did it again. Glad Mr Hess is still dandy. The world needs people like him to keep it smiling on a rainy day :)
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Erich: oh yeah,I remember Katie coyle being dead. I personally never put much stock in it. And Scott,you're too rich to die. You can't take it with you,so you are immortal. |
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Scott: I'd like to agree with you about the immortality, Herr Hess. Sadly I feel age is catching up on me these days. I have to push when I pee and I make a noise when I stand up. I'm 28. I blame the stress of being a dad. |
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Erich: prostate exams are right around the corner...wait....dadhood causes the to happen? Um....I may have to discuss with Ada. I don't wanna strain pee. |
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Matt: Classic Erich Hess. I salute you sir. I couldn't have freaked everyone out more if I was even a thousand times as well known and as much of a dick as I already am. Congratulations. |
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Sam: Wow. I almost cried. The day Erich Hess dies is the day that I throw in the towel, disband Acts of Hate, move my entire family onto the Duke of Winchester and spend the rest of my days writing tribute songs to him on a ukulele. |
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Quote:Sam: Wow. I almost cried. The day Erich Hess dies is the day that I throw in the towel, disband Acts of Hate, move my entire family onto the Duke of Winchester and spend the rest of my days writing tribute songs to him on a ukulele. Nichole: That actually doesn't sound like too bad of a plan...
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Erich: aw,that is exactly what I'd want....aside from depriving the world of acts of hate.
Erica: and the weird commune atmosphere of all sam's kids in one place.....but then again,it would be super fun! It'd be like a sleepover every night. Sam could lord it up over lesser men. Men who's sperm haven't impregnanted two women in the same....ship?
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Johnny: I was just pulling the 45 out of the drawer and putting in my mouth. Then when I saw that it was all a joke I almost gagged from laughing so hard on the gun barrel. Then I put it away but it still went off. Ruined a brand new desk and shattered a lamp. You owe me some furniture for this stunt. |
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Abie: I must say I thought it would be something funny, I don't think mister Erich would ever die someday, he's going to be on Guinness for being the longest rock star living and probably he would be around 200 years old. |
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