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Buzzfed.com/TRSG presents....10 Reasons We'd Love to Be Riley Hamilton Right NowJanuary 2011 - Amid all the broken promises to lose 20 pounds and never smoke again, and the aftermath of streamers and other party paraphernalia came an all-new phenomenon. Pop music was, at the time, dominated largely by an array of solo superstars - and then came Weekend. Named after what is without question the best two days of the week, they would go on to release loads of top top tracks, making themselves superstars, their bosses mega rich, and millions of teenagers all over the globe week at the knees. Scott, Billy, Dustyn, Oscar and.....ummmm....you know that one? What was his name again? Riley Hamilton! Yes, the quiet one of Weekend might sometimes get overlooked, but we at BuzzFeed decided we love him more than any other, and if we could be a member of Weekend for a....ummm...weekend....then it would be Riley himself. Read on to find out why! 1. He's in Weekend, and that means fame and fortune for everyone involved. Look how happy they all are about it!Yes, that's right, we've gone for the obvious at the start of our list. Let's hit the ground running. Who wouldn't want to be a member of Weekend? When you get to be that famous, nothing can stop you, you can do no wrong, and you can go nowhere without being the most sought-after stars. No matter if you deny it, we all want a little bit of fame, and it would be ace to be a member of Weekend, even if just to see how it must be to have a whole gender 100% in the palm of your hand! 2. But he doesn't have quite the same star power, so he doesn't have to deal with all thisAs much as we would love to be a member of Weekend and experience all the awesome stuff that comes with being in the world's biggest band, it can't be cool to constantly get screamed at, sent worryingly sexual tweets and chased down any street you have the nerve to walk on - Riley doesn't have to deal with that quite as much as the rest of them, keeping himself to himself as he does. And given how insane some fan girls get, can you blame him? Remember when this happened to Oscar? 3. And yet he still manages to invoke this sort of reaction in womenOk....so he might not have millions of quite frankly crazy stories about him on Tumblr pages around the mentalweb, but if you put Riley next to a woman, it will basically be this. The guy doesn't have the curls of Oscar Ward, or the exotic charm of Oscar Ward, but something about him just makes us want to sigh and bring him home to meet our mothers. I mean.....not....a fan girl....at all.....no no no. 4. He's had sex with Michelle Green!Money, fame and the chance to see the world is enough for any guy right? Wrong. Not this guy. He is only engaged to hot pop super girl Michelle Green! We can only imagine what it must be like to get to go to bed with her every night..... 5. He's had sex with Scott RH!Well.....not exactly...nothing went in...anywhere, but it certainly looked like it. Earlier this year, Scott RH and Riley Hamilton sent pulses racing when they both appeared naked and simulated gay sex on Riley's TV show. It was....wow. Expect DVD sales to exceed all previous records when these two getting up close and intimate comes to your home next year. We got to see two hot men locked in the sexiest scene TV has ever allowed...and we got to see Scott RH's penis. Michelle Green you are a lucky girl.....Gia Rose-Hilton you are a VERY lucky girl. We are not :( 6. He's a vegan, which means no horse meat for Riley!Yup. While the rest of Britain considered scrubbing our mouths out with bleach at the mere suggestion we may have eaten Red Rum or Shergar last October - beef products had allegedly been contaminated with up to 100% horse meat - those like Riley with a little more care for the atmosphere, the planet and the animals were able to sit smugly back and chew on a little piece of celery in peace. Lucky guy! 7. He's literally rolling in cash!So, maybe it's not literal, right? But Riley Hamilton is allegedly the richest member of Weekend! We bet you're surprised by that one, huh? Think about it though, when was the last time you saw him spend thousands on a drunken binge (Billy), ketchup (Scott), a kangaroo for his fiancee (Oscar), or even just lose it (Dustyn)? Riley has a TV show, a modelling deal, a massive recording contract, and his baby is sponsored by a million and seventeen brands. The guy basically prints his own money! 8. The internet loves him (and rightly so!)It's no secret that some pop stars get heat from professional commentators around the world, yeah? Just last week, Billy Khan was called a bully and Suzie was accused of doing unspeakable things with her mouth to her own father....both by Honor Wynter (who in turn was called a reprehensible troll by Kai Rollins). But while all of this bickering and yapping is going on all over the net, try to find someone with a bad word to say about Riley. Go on. Google him. Bloggers love him...especially him and Michelle. Awwwwww. 9. He provides that moment of calm we all need when all the other Weekend members are doing crazy shitRemember when Billy turned up nearly dead at the hands of a gang? Remember when Oscar and his kangaroo loving little fiancee made a quite frankly disturbing porn video? Remember when.....Dustyn? Yeah, well you don't get any of that crap with Riley. We imagine the guy is the perfect gent, and we imagine a night with him would involve a packet of chips, loads of dip, How I Met Your Mother, New Girl and cuddles on the couch. Oh how we imagine..... 10. He is definitely the busiest man in the world and there's no way anyone can disrespect thatTaking the title from his former boss and bum lover (let us dream please), Riley is the busiest man in music. As well as his Weekend gig, he also has his TV drama series (sigh....dreamy), his stake in Five Pesky Kids record label, his marriage to plan and any number of other things. He's probably Santa Claus and the Easter Bunny too. he's just that nice. Dear Ri Hamilton....we love you! |
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