http://www.therockstarga...ingle.asp?SingleID=52171The lyrics:
I wanna be a dad
verse 1
I wanna have a son
teach him right from wrong
we'd have so much fun
I'd teach gim all my favorite songs
we'd go playing in the yard
play with all his favorite toys
it'd rule until life got hard
then he'd grow to be a big boy
chorus
I wanna be a dad
I don't think it would be so bad
right now I won't even bother
but when I want to show off
I gotta be a father
I wanna be a parent
bring a stroller to every errend
I'd make the baby scream
just to make the neighbors mad
oh I wanna be a dad
Verse 2
I wanna have a daughter
show her how to stand
teach her how to swim in water
tell her how to walk on land
It'd make my life so much richer
it'd be a joy that never ends
just cause I could show pictures
of her to all my facebook friends
Bridge
Children can be really annoying
but I'm not destroying
my genepool in any occation
the baby is lame when it's screaming
but I will spend my semen
so I can pass it to the next generation
A mug of coffee
Verse 1
I drank a mug of coffee
caffein addiction is fun
I like to drink coffee
and I'm not the only
I am such an adult
more grown up than all my peers
coffee shows that I'm a man
just like when I drink beers
whoah oh oh
Coffee
A mug of coffee
Verse 2
I drank a tank of tea
some calls me a teabagger
someone said he drank hot chocolate
I slit his throat with a silver dagger
I gave all my tea
to a bum called Jesus Christ
I asked for some in return
but when I did it was all iced
Whoah oh oh
Tea
A tank of tea