Florian laughs. "Oh....oh I am sorry. For some reason, I just assumed both of your fathers would be the same. I am sorry." He smiles and lights a new cigarette as he tries to get the measure of Destinee, still not sure if she was having to force herself to be nice or not. It was hard for him to trust people sometimes, given the nature of his band and the backstabbing involved. "You should find someone nice then," he says, listening to her talk about who she dated in the past. "I have heard this...Lovelock is quite the lover. How come it didn't work out?" He smiles and then tries not to look so happy. He was conscious of the fact that Destinee was single, and he was damn sure if he was single, he wouldn't want someone else always rubbing his face in it. "I am sure you will find someone who will rock your little French bones soon enough," he says with a laugh and a wink before he gets serious. "I am sorry. I guess Adele did not want to worry you. Merde, now I am to be in trouble for sure!" He wrings his hands nervously and mulls over whether to say something that would make Destinee worry less or tell her the truth. "Maybe we should sit." he sighs before walking to the couch. "Listen.....the guy...the stalker. He has been going to Adele's house for years. He knows where she lives and he is obsessed. I am not sure he will stop until he can force me out of the picture."

Florian grimaces and then rubs his face with his palm. "I am sorry. I always put my foot in it with stuff like this. I am sure whatever the problem was it was on his side and not yours. You seem like a lovely girl to me." He smiles. "And the bassist? This did not work either? Maybe you need to see that Japanese girl and her wife to see if you can borrow a vibrator. They always talk about having a lot." He laughs. "You aren't boring though. If I know Adele like I think, then boring people would not hang around too long." He chuckles and then sits, lighting another cigarette nervously. "Maybe...we could try. I promised Adele I will live with her to make sure I can look after her." He sighs. "I just wish the police would help," he says softly, knowing that his lack of a solution was disappointing to Destinee.

Florian looks a little concerned when Destinee appears upset. He shakes his head a little. "This Jordan...this was recent? You still seem so sad about it?" He sighs. "Why don't you just call him sometimes?" Florian tries his best to look sympathetic to her plight, but he fears he may just look like he is being patronising, such was his way of over thinking things. He smiles. "I hope I am not boring also. Sometimes I worry Adele is just using me for my tremendous penis," he says, letting an awkward joke slip out thanks to his nerves. He puts his hand to his mouth. "Oh....this was a joke. I swear." He laughs and shakes his head before taking his wine and downing the rest of it. He smiles and nods when Destinee approves their living together. "I just want to make sure she is safe. If anything happened to her, I would be devastated." He shivers at the very thought of anything going badly. "What....what do you suggest we do?"

Florian listens to Destinee speaking about her ex boyfriend again and frowns a little. "I do not think he was trying to get away from you. You seem like a lovely girl. Whatever his problem was, I am sure it was not you." He takes a drag. "Besides, if he is too stupid to realise what he is losing, then fuck him, oui?" He tries to give another reassuring smile. When Destinee praises him and mentions putting in a good word with Adele's dad, Florian smiles and relaxes a little. "Merci. I am worried about meeting Adele's father. The end of this tour, I am sure, will mean time to meet him and trying to convince him I am a good guy. I hear he is very protective." Florian shrugs and lifts the bottle again, topping up both of their glasses. "I think the bookstore thing might be part of his fascination. Before we were attacked, the guy had left a note on the bus with some prose about jealousy on it." Florian shivers at the memory. "I will let you know, I promise. I suppose Adele was just trying to protect you. I am betting she will tell me off for letting it slip." He laughs.

Florian smiles as he listens to Destinee talk about Adele's father. He liked to hear stories of families that functioned well given that his was such a mess. He chuckles a little. "It sounds like you girls have a good support network in place! you should treasure that for sure. It is not the easiest to find. Not as common as you might think." He nods and looks a little concerned. "I have never met a girlfriend's father before. I have an image in my head of a man in an apron with a mustache chasing me from his store with a broom. I hope it doesn't turn out like that." He laughs a little, nervously. "I guess no job is safe really. Not in this day and age. I agree though. Who the hell thought that someone could make books dangerous. It's frightening." he smiles and takes a drink as he sits back on the sofa and feels a little more at home around Destinee. It was his biggest worry that she would hate him. "So how have you enjoyed your first ever tour?"

Florian laughs nervously when Destinee suggests his worst fear is what Adele's father is actually like. "If he comes for me, I may use one of you as a shield," he says with a laugh. "I am joking. Besides if he does not approve then I can just put on some tights and an English accent and run this relationship old school." He winks and then laughs at his own joke. "I must say, it has been nice to be out there seeing America from a different view from the tourists. I am sorry for freeloading though." He laughs and wonders why she seems to move away from him a little. "I have to say too, I love the way you girls love the stage. Have you ever heard how I hate it? I cannot help but resent my fans for making me be up there. Ridiculous, non?"

Florian laughs. "I will remember this being her fantasy...perhaps I will bring the costumes to bed." As soon as he says it, he realises that Destinee might not know he's joking. "No....no non, this was just my joke. I will never dress as Romeo and screw your friend, I promise," he rambles, clearly looking embarrassed that he said it in the first place. He laughs when she talks about Natalya. "I think this blonde is just a living vibrator for Erica, non?" He chuckles. "You like Erica? I know that Adele is not her friend. She thinks Erica looks down at her. I have never met her though." He shrugs. "You getting nervous? Non, madame, you are a natural up there. I love the chemistry you two have with each other." He nods, not ever imagining that Adele could be anything more than confident. "You should not be jealous of Adele though....she has to date a socially awkward geeky French man. I say unlucky Adele!" He laughs at his own joke.

Florian laughs at Destinee's quip about Erica. "I always thought they were into really like weird kinky stuff....the Japanese. But she seems to not be. A blonde with big breasts and tall just seems a little vanilla....compared to....some of the videos my friends have seen." He looks at her awkwardly and then laughs. He smiles and sits back in his chair, drinking his wine. "So....you are older than Adele, non? Not that you look old at all. I just read it somewhere, I am sure," he says quickly backtracking. "Whatever it is though, she looks up to you. She always worries what you will think. The first night we....she just asked me not to tell you in case you were disappointed." He smiles when Destinee praises him. "Thank you. I feel very lucky to have Adele. I hope I don't ever have to be without her." He then looks concerned. "Oh...what do you mean?"

Florian laughs and shakes his head. "OH! Non...I would not ever watch porn like this. There is normally not enough weird shit in that sort of porn for my tastes." He laughs to show he's joking. "I can't say I have had to watch much porn since I came here though." He smiles and winks a little, despite knowing how that would make Destinee feel a little bit awkward. "What about you? Porn preference?" He chuckles and listens to her. "You do not look much older than her. I guess this is why all of the young guys hit on you huh? Surely that is no bad thing though, right? Even if just for some fun." He chuckles. However, when Destinee mentions Adele's daughter, Florian decides to have some fun. He adopts a rather devastated and shocked look and sits quiet for a moment. "A....daughter. Merde....why did she not tell me this?" he says quietly, looking up at Destinee with a faux-blank look in his eyes. "Why...?"

Florian nudges her and laughs. "I am joking. Do not worry, Destinee. I like standard girls with girls porn. I am just a normal guy....so boring." He laughs and lights a cigarette. "you cry? Wow....I think those girls on there get a lot of money....and sex. It can't be all that bad," he jokes again, smiling to show her he isn't serious at all. "Really? Wow those guys do sound lame. But hey....all teenage guys have a fixation with boobs. I will admit I was the same growing up. I will be careful not to hit any top puns around you then, you know....just in case." He laughs. "Sorry....sorry sorry Destinee. Too many sex jokes from me now. I am sorry to make you feel uncomfortable." He then watches as her eyes grow wide at the reaction he gave to the "news" and has to battle to stop himself from smiling. He stands up and pretends to pace back and forward with his hands covering his face. "I just...I mean...what? I cannot believe that she has never told me this at all, you know?" He sits back down and sighs before looking up at her with a big grin on his face. "Sorry. I am a dick. This is....I am feeling to mischievous for my own good tonight. You can feel free to hit me now. I know Adele has a daughter. I think I would like to meet her some day, you know?"