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Read hard		#1 Posted : 31 July 2013 07:54:40(UTC)
Rank: Advanced Member Groups: Registered Joined: 08/04/2013(UTC) Posts: 372 Thanks: 36 times Was thanked: 303 time(s) in 179 post(s)		This new album from the lovable Romanian chumps will be in stores soon, featuring the hit-single "I wanna be a dad" and other songs like "Onan the Barbarian part 2" and "Cereal killer"


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Read hard		#2 Posted : 03 August 2013 07:44:10(UTC)
Rank: Advanced Member Groups: Registered Joined: 08/04/2013(UTC) Posts: 372 Thanks: 36 times Was thanked: 303 time(s) in 179 post(s)		http://www.therockstarga..._album.asp?AlbumID=20616 Stupid instru-mental intro is an instrumental intro actually lyrics: I wanna be a dad verse 1 I wanna have a son teach him right from wrong we'd have so much fun I'd teach gim all my favorite songs we'd go playing in the yard play with all his favorite toys it'd rule until life got hard then he'd grow to be a big boy chorus I wanna be a dad I don't think it would be so bad right now I won't even bother but when I want to show off I gotta be a father I wanna be a parent bring a stroller to every errend I'd make the baby scream just to make the neighbors mad oh I wanna be a dad Verse 2 I wanna have a daughter show her how to stand teach her how to swim in water tell her how to walk on land It'd make my life so much richer it'd be a joy that never ends just cause I could show pictures of her to all my facebook friends Bridge Children can be really annoying but I'm not destroying my genepool in any occation the baby is lame when it's screaming but I will spend my semen so I can pass it to the next generation Newspaper blues I get the blues when I read the news someone gets killed someone gets beaten someone robs others get eaten whoah ah i got the newspaper blues I don't like the sports except for seeing dudes in shorts i'm not sure if I can take it anymore everyone's so excited about the baseball score Whoah ah i got the newspaper blues I think it's scary to read the obituary someone died and shit and some day it might be me put on a page in the paper for all the world to see whoah ah I got the newspaper blues I would've lied if I said I liked the tv guide always showing the wrong times for shows and the wrong days Romanian idol sucks Whoah ah I got the newspaper blues Smokin'pol pot Verse 1 I'm lighting up a spliff it's infront of me hard and stiff and soon I'll be flying high you go to my brain oh sweet Mary Jane it's forever you and I Chorus I'm on an endless trip I'm feeling oh so hot till I'm on a holiday in Cambodia and I'm smokin' pol pot Verse 2 I'm ripping up a bong it's above me sweet and long I feel it all coming over me I don't wanna seem like a douche but I don't know the khmer rouge just let me smoke in my bourgoise Bridge The great dictators their merits are big and wide toke up, you haters this isn't genocide Verse 3 I'm eaten a little cake I changed the meaning of wake and bake munchies came and I condoned a reactionarys crisis the proletariat rises but I'm the only one about to get stoned Spinach and Wheelchairs Verse 1 I got a wheelchair guess what's in it if you care yepp, it's spinach It's just all of this is not I you may be Olive Oyl, but I'm not popeye chorus Whoah oh Spinich really gets me spinning Spinich straight from the begining nana wheelchairs they really spin me too and if wheelchairs and spinach were us I'd like to spin with you Verse 2 Spinach is healthy it's good for the soul it's not just for the wealthy it can be used as birth control* if you broke your legs you broke my heart you see but if you give me eggs you get a wheelchair and spinach from me * The Read hards and the bitch are not responsible for people using spinach as birth control, we have not tested it out, it just rhymes More lyrics will be up later


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Read hard		#3 Posted : 03 August 2013 20:40:54(UTC)
Rank: Advanced Member Groups: Registered Joined: 08/04/2013(UTC) Posts: 372 Thanks: 36 times Was thanked: 303 time(s) in 179 post(s)		Onan the barbarian part 2 Verse 1 I'm going out of my mind I'm scared of getting blind I don't know what but I'm scared I'll get my banana cut and someone tells me it's bad news to beat out my homemade juice Chorus but I'm Onan the Barbarian¨ whoah ah ah Yeah I'm Onan the Barbarian whoah ah ah Verse 2 I know it all too well that I might go to hell if I believed that? would I stop pulling my brat it feels like time is standing still I show the world my only skill The rain falls Verse 1 There is lighting and thunder and I always start to wonder it can struck down when I'm around and burn the tree I stand under Chorus The rain falls the rain falls down it's gonna be a flood there's a chance I'll drown the rain falls The rain fills the street I'm getting so wet all over my sheets Verse 2 I'm going out for a run in the rain for some fun but there's not a witness to my urge for fitness cause I'm the only one Bridge It's a terrible weather the rains falls like tears I it seems like I never have felt this way in years Cereal Killer Verse 1 My head really aches I haven't gotten my cornflakes those frosties seems further away and I feel I might murder some day I can't relax if I don't have my honey snacks the milk is already spillt I might have to kill Chorus Cause I'm a cereal killer every afternoon I'm a cereal killer I eat it with a spoon I'm a cereal killer it's the way I feel I'm a cereal killer and I have it ever meal Verse 2 I have my rice crispies today and I'll get my special K All brand looks like my poop so now I'm eating some loops I'm so ill for it that I could kill for it so I'll hide from the cops while I eat my coco pops Bridge I look just like Ben Stiller I am a cereal killer It burns at the very thought of you my little heart broke in two you filled it with desire but when you left me it went on fire And it burns just because you broke it yeah yeah it burns and there's no one to soak it I cry my little eyes out I fill my brain with all my doubts our realtionship sank and you desert me I don't know why you had to hurt me Bridge oh oh I feel so alone oh oh it's just me oh oh I have a kidney stone oh oh and it burns when I pee! we met on a summerholiday and we were so far away we held hands and I said "believe me" back then I thought you'd never leave me but I am oh oh oh oh so depressed Love me, Bartender Verse 1 I've lost all I've had every girl has left my side I feel I'm turnig mad after my runaway bride I lost my only job and I lost my will to think I just wanna sob so pour me that drink pre-chorus you're the only one today Chorus Love me, Bartender I'll never surrender pour me a glas of wine and everything will be fine love me, Bartender Verse 2 How are you love has your life ever gone to hell to? did push come to shove and there was no one to tell to? I'll have a shot of rum and the chaser will be missing my story will come and you will have to listen Bridge she left me two weeks ago things are bad and I don't know if she reads the notes I send her so since she's not around please don't let me¨down and love me, Bartender Chorus Love me, Bartender I'll never surrender give me a pint of beer and take away my cares and fear love me, Bartender All the lyrics are by The Bitch except for It burns which is written by Gory and the bridge is by The Bitch and Smokin' Pol pot is by The Bitch and Poo Peter while Love me, Bartender is by The Bitch and Robin Banks Edited by user 03 August 2013 20:47:00(UTC) \| Reason: Not specified


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