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Offline erich hess  
#81 Posted : 11 September 2013 04:09:09(UTC)
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"You mean all that advice was just bullshit!" Josh says with wide eye. "Well played,ma'am." He golf claps.

"Well when not around those infernal boards... I work at hospital. Play guitar,pretend I am still an artist even though I haven't actually created anything in over a year....part time father..." Josh shrugs. "What about you?"
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#82 Posted : 11 September 2013 04:18:08(UTC)
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"I procrastinate so I don't do much of shit until the last minute so I'm just lazy most of the day." He told him, as he didn't do much but go to school.

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#83 Posted : 11 September 2013 04:21:14(UTC)
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Hannah winks. "I guess you'll never know, doll," she says back with a laugh. She leans against the wall next to an open window and lights a cigarette, making sure the cigarette and smoke stay outside so nobody can complain. "I work for a family with two daughters. Both of the daughters have a disease where they just get really tired really easily, so they go to school for half a day, and then I tutor them in the subjects they didn't get that day." She smiles.
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#84 Posted : 11 September 2013 04:35:16(UTC)
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"Procrastination is a fine art. Not many can do it well. Bask in it." Josh tells Jonathan. Clearly missing the beat era by a few years.

"Sounds like those kids are going to have a wonderful life." Josh says,looking out the window. "How did I know you really did smoke cigs?" He says,shaking his head.
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#85 Posted : 11 September 2013 05:04:02(UTC)
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Hannah laughs and shake her head. "I've corrupted them, more or less. For one of their History classes, we did British Cultural Appreciation Day, and all we did was watch Monty Python of four hours." She giggles. "They didn't learn much, but they did tell me that they now understood more of my jokes. I quote Monty Python far too much."

She takes another drag of her cigarette and grins. "Oh, don't shake your head at me. Yes, I - and millions of other people around the world - smoke. Does it offend you? I can put it out."
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#86 Posted : 11 September 2013 05:15:03(UTC)
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Josh laughs and shakes his head. " only you. At least the kids are getting a decent education and not just parroting facts...no matter how dead said parrot is."

Josh shakes his head slowly and dramatically. " nah. Doesn't bother me at all. I just never pictured you smoking cigarettes. Innocent face an all that."
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#87 Posted : 11 September 2013 05:26:42(UTC)
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"Hey! It's not dead, it's sleeping," Hannah says back with a laugh and a smile. She laughs a little bit more when Josh tells her she has an innocent face. "Really? That's one I've never heard before. 'Innocent face.'" She muses on that for a moment, taking another drag of her cigarette. "Thank you? I think?"
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#88 Posted : 11 September 2013 05:28:46(UTC)
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"Wow Mr. Erich is smooth in real life as well." Jonathan laughed a little while going to the front to get something to drink.

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#89 Posted : 11 September 2013 05:49:00(UTC)
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"Ah,the dead parrot sketch." Josh laughs. " second only to the less repeated,except on my presence... Arthur "two sheds" Jackson." He shrugs to Hannah. "I'd never put half the stories you tell to that face. Maybe I just naive." He nods. Josh is pretty naive to a lot of the world.

"Smooth!? not at all,i just know she is taken,so she isnt threatening." He gets up to catch Jonathan before he orders. " an you order a white cup chocolate frappacino for me? I'll buy yours as well. Hell,get a brownie too."
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#90 Posted : 11 September 2013 05:58:55(UTC)
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Hannah laughs, clapping her hands. "Nobody ever talks about Arthur 'Two Sheds' Jackson! My mother and I used to get into these mock fights with each other, and we would always finish them with, 'Get your own arts program, you fairy,' because of him." She grins.

She crosses her legs and puts on a little pout. "I'm innocent and non-threatening. You obviously don't know me that well then." She winks and laughs.
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#91 Posted : 11 September 2013 06:07:05(UTC)
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Josh cracks up. He's used "two sheds" for many many things over the years. " your mom sounds like a trip. It'd be weird as hell,but I would love to meet her."

Josh grins at her. " ok,ACTUALLY innocent and looking innocent are two different things. That "chubby bunny with tampons" post of Facebook erased Any innocence from you... And some from me." Josh shudders dramatically. " you aren't threatening. Engaged women just aren't scary. Sorry,thems the breaks,kid."
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#92 Posted : 11 September 2013 06:09:54(UTC)
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Jonathan nods and goes to get frappacino and a brownie while getting tea for himself. He comes back and hands him, his drink and brownie and sits back down.

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#93 Posted : 11 September 2013 06:20:42(UTC)
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"Thanks so much." A grateful josh says,while in sheathing a straw. " the brownie was for you. I gotta watch my girlish figure." He chuckles and starts on his drink.
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#94 Posted : 11 September 2013 06:45:05(UTC)
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Hannah nods. "Oddly enough, I think she'd like you, too. Be careful, though. She'll probably try to marry you. You're her M.O when it comes to men." She laughs and finishes her cigarette, tossing it out the window. She laughs at that post, shrugging. "That was more or less an inside joke. I promise we didn't actually attempt to shove multiple tampons in any hole." She laughs, throwing her head back. She shrugs and thinks for a moment. "I suppose the idea of somebody being engaged means that they're good enough to be loved by somebody. Being loved makes anybody fifty times less threatening. Except for Hitler. And Stalin. And Tony Stark."
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#95 Posted : 11 September 2013 06:52:21(UTC)
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"No I can't have chocolate or I'll get sick." He told him "my name off the forums is Jonathan by the way"

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#96 Posted : 11 September 2013 06:54:58(UTC)
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Josh scratches his chin and looks toward the roof. "Well,she is a lot younger than I thought she was.. "He laughs. "As if our friendship wasnt strange enough!" Josh smirks at Hannah." Inside joke indeed. Between that and the erotic magic school bus things..... What are we going to do with you." He laughs and shakes his head at the uniqueness of Hannah.
"Awww,Hannah is less threatening than Stalin." He swoons.


"Pleased to meet you Jonathan. I'm terrible with names,so expect me to forget for little while...or just never use it. I still call tafari,Walton."
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#97 Posted : 11 September 2013 07:13:27(UTC)
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Hannah shivers at the thought of Josh and her mother together. "Ugh. Stop. Don't even joke." She mimes throwing up and then laughs a little. "The Chubby Bunny tampons were an inside joke, but the erotic Magic School Bus was just something I had been thinking about for a while. I have an odd mind. I apologize if it offends." She winks and shakes her head, showing that she actually isn't sorry at all.
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Daniel returns with his hot tea, he then takes a sip of the burning black. tea.

"Ahhhhh! That's the good shit"
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#99 Posted : 11 September 2013 09:19:12(UTC)
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"trust me. i am not one for weirdness. my friend's girlfriend's mom wanted to "help" me,when i visited them last time. im pretty close with said girlfriend.....too weird. " josh drinks his drink. not caring a fuck about how much punk rock cred he is losing. "offends? have you seen the fifty shades of gray rival mr king and i are writing?! nothing can offend me..even magic school bus porn." josh chuckles.


"shoulda got earl gray,poser!" josh calls to daniel. he can smell tea,and it isnt earl gray.
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#100 Posted : 11 September 2013 09:26:56(UTC)
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Hannah shivers. "My first husband? He had been married twice before. His first wife was his best friend's mother. I always thought it was so weird. He was, like, seventeen and she was in her forties... He was weird, anyway. That was the initial attraction, I think." She shrugs and grins. "There's something too dirty about Natalya and Erica. That's why I like them."
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