Hannah smiles brightly and takes the brownie from Josh. "Thank you so much," she says, unwrapping it a little and breaking off a small piece of it. "I'm lactose intolerant - like, really bad - but I cannot tell you how many times a week I just forget and eat a lot of dairy products. I throw up so often, my old roommates thought I was bulimic. True story." Hannah listens to Josh and nods. "I get that, I totally do. I'm just so different from that, and mentally I still think that people think like me... you know what I mean?" She laughs. She never really made sense to other people when she tried to explain herself. "I'm hardly ever physically attracted to people - it's always mentally to me. So when somebody says, like, 'My celebrity crush is Nicki Minaj,' my first thought is, 'Great. I act nothing like her. Now he hates me.' You know what I mean?"

"Ugh, lucky cock," Hannah says back to him when he says he isn't allergic to anything. She gives him a faux glare and then giggles. "No, believe me, I still eat cheese. I just suffer the concequences afterwards." She laughs a little bit more when Josh calls her such a woman. She takes a long drag of her cigarette and nods. "Well, come on, doll. Wasn't she, like, a waitress at a strip club or something like that? You can't expect her to know both Spanish royalty and how to do a backhanded grip spin on a stationary pole." She winks. She used to do those workouts that involved stripper poles, so she knew an unnatural amount of stripper moves. "Who is your celebrity crush? Ai?"

Hannah nods and smiles, digging into her purse and getting out her pack of cigarettes for Josh. "Of course, of course. I would have offered before, but I didn't think you liked them," she says back as she holds the pack open for him to grab a cigarette out of, her other hand still digging in her bag to try to find her pack of matches. She finally finds them at the very bottom - of course - and hands them to him as well. "I collect lighters, but I never use them. I like carrying around matches from hotels and bars and such with me so much more." She giggles. "I collect flasks, too, but I usually drink straight from the bottle if I can." She raises her eyebrow when Josh mentions that his ex had a coke problem. She wasn't one to judge, but relationships with people who have major addictions never end well - she knew from experience. "Ai seems kind of perfect for you. Adorable, feisty, weird as fuck... Asian." She laughs. "Yeah, definitely Zack. Sometimes I lean towards Jimmy Urine, but I really don't know that much about him. I just like the way that he and Chantal Claret act together. They're so damn cute. I hope I'm still that in love five years into my marriage." She laughs.

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OOC: lmfao!

Hannah grins at Raphaela. "Um... I don't know. Josh, what is the topic? I don't even think we're really on one right now... uh... celebrity crushes? What's yours?"

She turns back to Josh. "Anything I do looks fun. I'm just awesome like that." She giggles and winks. She 'awwws' when he talks about carrying around his father's old lighter for candles and girls. That was too cute to her. "The movie were he has the pugs... He has a pug in the one with Robert Downey Jr., and then he has two in the movie with Will Farrell. I'm so bad at remember movie titles. I can tell you who is in it, but I can't tell you what it's called. The Campaign, I think, is the one with Will Farrell in it." Hannah takes a drag of her cigarette and thinks for a moment. "You know... he didn't remind me of Stu Pickles before you said that... now he totally does... Great, I'm not going to be able to get that image out of my head now..."

"Both of those movies were kinda funny. I don't want to admit it,but they are.,I have to keep up my rep for hating everything." He says,awkwardly flicking ashes. He never really mastered that skill. Josh grins at Hannah. "Ruining celebrity crushes since 1979." He snickers.

"Ashton? Or his twin? Double trouble for raph!" Josh cracks up. "

"I wacthed MIB again the other night with my friend, I used to love it as a kid and seeing Frank, the pug, made me crack hard so many times. I just love that dog, I wish I could have one like him!"
"Oh my god, he has a twin brother?! I didn't know that!!" *grabs her phone and searches for pictures online* "Meh, I had actually considered a threesome, but Ashton is so much hotter than his brother..." *sighs*

Hannah laughs a little. "I think I just automatically label cheaters as douchebags, no matter how long they had been married to the person they cheated on..."

"I know, I only joke with cheating if it happens with celebrities." *she lights up a cigarette to join the other two smoking and sits quietly for a while, just observing Josh and Hannah chat, then she looked around the cafe, making life theories as her time and high go by.*

Hannah laughs a little. "Our relationship has been an interesting one. On our first date, I made him take me to Hooters, and we spent the whole time talking about how attractive we found the women. And then, when he left my house the next morning, I got this call from my mom, saying that she was going to be in Tulsa for a little bit. So I went over to Brandon's the next day, we got really drunk and watched Mortal Kombat, and then I told him that I had a feeling that we were going to be dating for a long time, so I wanted him to meet my mother. So he did. On our third date. We had only known each other for, like, a week." She laughs and grins. "Eh, I've had crushes on animated characters worse than Stu..." She shrugs.