"Their wings are good, but their onion rings are to die for. I don't even like onion rings, but the ones there are amazing as fuck," Hannah says back, gushing. She giggles and shrugs. "I hope we make it, too." She leans on her elbow and smiles. "Yes, human cartoons. I'm not like those people who get off to My Little Pony or something like that..." She shakes her head. "What about you? Do you have animated crushes? Besides Jessica Rabbit and Betty Boop. Everybody wants them."

Hannah laughs and shrugs. "I don't know how they make them, but damn, they're good. Make me feel like dying after I'm done with them, but I love them at the time." She giggles. "Well, thank you. I hope you're right about Brandon and I." She shakes her head at the whole My Little Pony thing. "It's just... it's just too far..." She says back, shivering. "I didn't know what 'clopping' meant for months, and finally I looked it up. I didn't go back on the internet for a week. I was done with it. It had betrayed me for the last time." She laughs and crosses her legs. "Oh! I didn't know we were counting animes, too! Nevermind, I have a lot more animated crushes than I thought..." She laughs, thinking about Sebastian. "Ran Mao... so you like the cold, emotionless types...?" She laughs again.

Hannah shakes her head. "As much as I love dairy, I actually cannot do Alfredo sauce with anything! I almost died. I had to go to a hospital for three days. I had to give it up completely. It's just too dairy and cream filled." She frowns a little. She never really liked it to begin with, but knowing that she physically cannot have it makes her want it even more. She gasps when Josh admits that he likes Princess Jasmine. "I love Aladdin! He was one of my first crushes! I realize now that he's just a complete and total douchebag that tricked Jasmine into believing that he was somebody he isn't to gain social power and get into her pants, and that he obviously has absolutely not respect towards her at all, but I loved him until I came to that conclusion." She sighs. She hated getting older - it totally ruined everything that she thought she had with these animated characters. "Cold and emotionless... Guys and gals like that just piss me off. I feel like I can't even have a conversation with them. Except for Lilith from Cheers. Did you ever watch Cheers? I would fuck her upside and sideways."

Hannah grins. "The other 'I might break a nail' princesses? You mean like Cinderella, who got up the courage to act against her abusive situation and find happiness? Or Ariel, who had the self-confidence to follow what she thought was right rather than what her father told her was right? Or Belle, who never conformed to what anybody wanted her to be, and even went into a dark, scary forest to save her father from a terrifying creature, who she later was able to help - despite her fear - and come to love? Or maybe Pocahontas, who not only went against her father, but also went against her entire tribe to protect and save a man she loved? You're right. They all sound like pussies." She rolls her eyes. "Sorry. I'm really protective over the Disney princesses."

"Yeah, she was Frasier's wife for a little bit. I love her. She always had her hair up in a bun, but when she would take it down... Wooo... Yes." She giggles. "Bebe Neuwerth, the woman who played her, is playing Morticia now on the stage production of The Addams Family. It's just way too perfect."

She shrugs. "See, I don't know who Fuu is. That went right over my head."

Hannah nods and smiles. "I'm not saying that Jasmine wasn't a badass. I just think that you're overly looking the fact that many of the other princesses were just as awesome as well." She shrugs.

"Mmm... I know that Anjelica Houston is much older now, but I'm still every so slightly attracted to her. She has the look of a woman that has had some experiences, you know what I mean? I bet she's been to Italy. I bet she's been to Italy many times." She sighs. She had a difficult relationship with Mrs. Houston.

Hannah smiles. "Mulan and Megara from Hercules have been at a tie in my book for best Disney princess for years. Megara's voice makes me wet just thinking about it. Ugh." She sighs and laughs. "You have to respect Disney for Mulan, though. They make a movie about a woman who dresses like a man to save her father from going into war, and introduce Shang as the first - and, as far as I've seen, only - openly bisexual Disney character. It's perfect."

"Mmmm... Elvira... did you ever watch that reality TV show where they were, like, trying to find 'The Next Elvira' or whatever? And the whole show was just a bunch of goth chicks doing stupid shit to try to win a TV spot? Most of the girls pissed me the fuck off because they were either mentally retarded, or trying way too hard, but they were all very very very attractive. Absurdly attractive, in fact."

Hannah grins when she sees Josh's eyes widen. She loved shocking people. "Mhm. The woman who does her voice literally has the sexiest voice on Earth. Or at least the sexiest female voice."

"Yeah, I don't know if it worked or not, really. I think the winner had a show on some channel that I didn't get anyway. But, you know, it was cool..." She grins. "I don't really watch reality show that much, either. I swear. I watch Celebrity Rehab, but that's because I have a crush on Dr. Drew. And I watch Intervention and My Strange Addiction, but that's less a reality TV show and more of short documentaries, so don't judge me for that either." She pauses. "I also watch The Real Housewives. All of them. Except for Atlanta. Those women scare me."

Hannah raises her eyebrows. "Nigella Lawson? Isn't she, like, a chef or something like that? What? Out of all the women with sexy voices, you chose her? You're insane, man. I can think of, like, six other women who have sexier voices than her. Get the fuck out." She laughs and smiles. "Oh, no. All my character's cattiness is mine. I didn't learn that anywhere."

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josh crosses his arms. "what? you are insane,sister. nigella lawson doenst have a sexy voice? she could redub a porno,the woman is sex vocalized. six? six women with sexier voices? your ass sucks wind." josh scoffs. not buying for an instant hannahs ability to do this.

josh laughs. "its a phrase my dad always used. it caught on and.....here we are. you'd be surprised how many people react just like that." he listens and starts shaking his head at patti smith. "i will give you the other ones,but patti smith? she sounds like iggy pop. from the list,i assume you like the husky voiced ladies?" he throws his hands up. "lori petty, check and mate."