Read hards-Unused bongs and waterboarding - Roleplay

Welcome Guest! To enable all features please Login or Register.

Notification

Error

Read hards-Unused bongs and waterboarding

Options

Previous Topic Next Topic

Read hard		#1 Posted : 19 October 2013 23:00:12(UTC)
Rank: Advanced Member Groups: Registered Joined: 08/04/2013(UTC) Posts: 372 Thanks: 36 times Was thanked: 303 time(s) in 179 post(s)		This is an interview with the Bitch concerning the new album Interviewer: The Bitch, your single "Let's go to Saturn" is your biggest single so far, how does that feel? The Bitch: Well, we had some bigger hits a few years ago, we're old, but I think since we reunited this has been the biggest we had. And I'm excited to see if the album will do good as well, to be self-releasing without a label we're getting very hyped Interviwer: What does the album title mean? The Bitch: It was actually called "Unused dongs and waterboarding", but it was printed wrong on the cover so we had to change it. Now it looks like we're all potheads, but we actually are just very fond of dickjokes The Interviewer: You're not all potheads? The Bitch: That's another story The Interviewer: Any plans for a second single? The Bitch: A song about how ugly we are called "Looking at myself wit beer googles" The Interviewer: What style is the album? The Bitch: We went away from Bluegrass, but Gory does pick up the Banjo every once in a while, like in "I wanna be like Mozart", this one is more punk rock. Edited by user 19 October 2013 23:03:41(UTC) \| Reason: Not specified


User Profile View All Posts by User View Thanks

Read hard		#2 Posted : 21 October 2013 08:05:27(UTC)
Rank: Advanced Member Groups: Registered Joined: 08/04/2013(UTC) Posts: 372 Thanks: 36 times Was thanked: 303 time(s) in 179 post(s)		http://www.therockstarga..._album.asp?AlbumID=21403 Our best charting album ever, probably! Chart information for album ''Unused bongs and waterboarding'' World UK USA Canada Aus & NZ South America Asia Europe 6 8 12 3 5 6 3 6 The lyrics I look at myself with beer googles Verse 1 I'm the world's confuser I know I'm a loser I'm an intrrovenus user I got a number they gave me zero I'm the one who shot and missed I didn't get kissed I'm the main protagonist baby, I'm an anti hero! So how do I look at myself? Chorus I look at myself with beer goggles It makes me feel hot so I look at myself with beer goggles and show the world what I've got Verse 2 I know I'm disgusting and I'm creeping and lusting there's no use in trusting the lies that I serve We're not oblivious we know that we're hideous but there's no need to pity us that's somethhing we don't deserve So how do I look at myself? Chorus I look at myself with beer goggles I feel sexy indeed so I look at myself with beer goggles It's really all I need Bridge So if you feel terrible feel the world frowns at you just get some beer spectacles and you can look beer spectacular too I'm gonna find time Verse 1 I wanna get a real good job I wanna make the big buck Don't wanna sell my soul or work for corporations that suck I wanna put bread on the table I wanna learn to cook and clean Gonna buy a watch and find out what it all means Chorus I'll try to write a book tell everyone what's on my mind I know the world is busy but I'm gonna find time Verse 2 I wanna fall in love I wanna get a family When the world looks dark there will always shine a light for me I wanna be loved I wanna love somebody too Gonna get an hour glass so I'll never be blue Chorus I'll find somebody special and ask "will you be mine?" I know honeymoons are consuming but I'm gonna find time Verse 3 I wanna travel to places see different cultures, different shores Go to high building and climb the highest floors I'm gonna buy a plane the nicest car you'll ever seen I'm gonna turn it back that wonderful machine Chorus So when everything is ready everything's gonna be fine There's a lot I wanna do but I'm gonna find time There's no light(written fully by Gory I Lids) Verse 1 The world is a dark place The street lights are off I'm walking the street and I'm always lost The candle's out blown the fire's put out I'm in a gloomy maze and I found a haunted house Chorus There's no light in the end of the tunnel I'm here tonight I'd really like a gun All alone in the world there's no one in sight and I'm almost sure that there's no light Verse 2 I'm on a downward spiral It's all downhill from here and not in a good way Alpine skiing is my fear I have a razor blade My beard doesn't grow I almost get the chills but no one will ever know I wanna be like a Mozart Verse 1 I wanna compose melodies the world will know forever I will listen to Beethoven And know that I am better Chopin and Schubert haha they don't have a chance I'll make songs for your hurt I'll make songs to make you dance Chorus I wanna be like Mozart! I wanna be Wolfgang I wanna be like Mozart I wanna create art I wanna have a place to hang Verse 2 I wanna write an opera Get drunk on all that booze Get frisky with the ladies and have nothing to lose My symphonies will have numbers I will be so big a child prodigy Always with an old man wig She loaths you intro: She loaths you yeah yeah yeah Verse 1 The Bitch: I wonder what she thinks of me her new shirt stinks of me and my sweater stinks of her I think she might like me but then it suddendly strikes me that I can never be sure so I ask you, Poo Peter! Chorus: Poo Peter: She loaths you she just won't tell you it she loaths you doesn't like you one bit She loaths you She just can't admit She fuckign loaths She thinks you're a piece of shit! Verse 2 Gory I Lids: I found the girl of my dreams and she likes me to it seems but when I wake up she's not there maybe I'm in her dreams as well and soon we'll have rings and wedding bells and be a real pair I wonder if she likes me, Robin Banks! Chorus: Robin Banks: She loaths you She doesn't like you at all She loaths you You ain't no Paul She loaths you She says you make her sick She fucking loaths you And you're such a dick Chorus Idoo Everiwun: I loath you the entire fuck bunch I loath you I'd rather listen to grunge I loath you You're like Miley when she twerks I fucking loath you You're all a bunch of jerks


User Profile View All Posts by User View Thanks

Read hard		#3 Posted : 21 October 2013 08:45:29(UTC)
Rank: Advanced Member Groups: Registered Joined: 08/04/2013(UTC) Posts: 372 Thanks: 36 times Was thanked: 303 time(s) in 179 post(s)		Faux Beatnik girl Verse 1 You write me beatnik poems Cite Ginsberg and the fugs And I don't even know 'em But they do a lot of drugs But you mean a lot to me almost everything in the world You are smokin' hot to me dear Faux beatnik girl Verse 2 You smoke those funny cigarettes Drink your absinth with me It's a time no one forgets When we're tripping on LSD You serve me naked lunch Wearing your head in curls I like you a whole bunch oh Faux Beatnik girl Verse 3 I Always think of you And I wanna get close I love you, I love you and I don't even care who knows I've change my location and Greenwich village's my world I'm in fat infatuation My faux Beatnik girl Let's go waterboarding Verse 1¨ If everyone had a waterboard Across the USA then everybody'd go boarding Like Guantanamo bay It's our favorite form of torture It's out favorite time to pursue You can do it alone and bring your family too Chorus Let's go waterboarding It's always fun they say Let's go waterboarding Every single day Let's go waterboarding For the USA Let's go waterboardng in Guantanamo bay Verse 2 We're all planning out our route we're take real soon Tell our deepest secrets It's a pain in the ass to resume We're on waterboarding safari Like your daughter when they caughter It's a fun fun time We're never bored in the water Let's go to Saturn Verse 1 We gotta get out of here this world doesn't lead us anywhere So many other places we can go So let's steal ourselves a UFO We'll meet martians we'll see the stars get drunk on space beer in intergalactic bars So Chorus Let's go to Saturn We'll show what where worth You should've seen us on Mercury or Venus Anywhere but earth Let's go to Saturn Or Neptune, I don't care We'll follow a pattern We gotta get away from here Verse 2 How many types have we tried to get the Hitchhikers guide Hitch a ride out of the milkey way Maybe we can do it some day Jupiter is big Pluto's no longer a planet We'll be like the Rocky horror show Like Brad and Janet Bridge We'll go to Saturn so far away It seems too far to travel to Mars but we'll get there some day Unused bong Verse 1 I've got an unused bong so I wrote this song this melody is killer but the lyrics are kinda filler I was out of inspiration smoked myself into fellation So I wrote this song about an unused bong Chorus nannanana Unused bong Verse 2 I was all alone and thought of getting stoned and there's nothing nicer than a vaporizer Those baconchips were crunchy when I got the munchies I laughed pulled my dong I had an unused bong Computer trouble Verse 1 I'm at work The computer is all fucked I watched a lot of porno with midgets who jerked and sucked I know I'm not alone the workspace likes to bone but now we have a virus and the boss is gonna fire us Chorus Cause we're in bubble We got Computer trouble whoah oh oh Downloaded titanic Computer trouble My solitaire is manic Computer trouble! Verse 2 I'm at home trying to pay my bills get lots of pop ups they want me to buy pills I sometimes click'em and the plot will ticken My fan sounds like a storm and my laptops getting warm Chorus And now it seems to double I got computer trouble! Whoah oh oh My bankaccount's gone mad Computer trouble I clicked a scatporn ad Computer trouble Edited by user 21 October 2013 08:49:00(UTC) \| Reason: Not specified


User Profile View All Posts by User View Thanks

Users browsing this topic
Guest

Forum Jump

You cannot post new topics in this forum.
You cannot reply to topics in this forum.
You cannot delete your posts in this forum.
You cannot edit your posts in this forum.
You cannot create polls in this forum.
You cannot vote in polls in this forum.