Dominic looks at Tanya and laughs. "I bet you're enjoying yourself huh." He continues to try and maintain his balance as they continue to skate. "I can imagine and I'm happy for her. Plus you'll be having all this free time now so it works to my advantage," he says laughing again.

"Hell yea," Dominic says smirking. He looks around, watching all the other skaters pass by, when he sees a hot chocolate stand. "Hey, you wanna get some hot chocolate? The line is not too long."

Kai is on a city bus, travelling to a meeting about his new clothing line. He is sat on the back seat, using a Sharpie marker to draw all over the back of the seat in front. The driver, who looks browbeaten and fed up, spots him but seems loathe to care. Kai grows bored of drawing penises after a while however, and looks out of the window to see some girl on the floor wrestling with a dog over a shirt. He starts to laugh, when she moves her head and he realises who it is. "OH SHIT!" he shouts, ecstatically. Jumping up, he pulls the emergency cord and leaps out of the back window of the bus, running to the scene of the battle. He starts filming the helpless Erica on his phone. "HAAAAAA! This is too good," he laughs, not trying in any way to help.

Kai walks over and braces himself against the fire extinguisher, trying his best not to fall over with laughter as he keeps filming Erica's struggle. "Jerk? To this? Mate, this is going on YouTube, this is too much for just my pleasure." When Erica uses her feet for leverage, Kai shakes his head. "Hey, no cheating," he cackles, using his foot to push Erica's off the hydrant. "I think this dog's got the edge, love." He bends down to film the desperation on Erica's face.

Kai laughs harder when Erica seems to be flustered at the fact he is laughing at her. "Benny Hill, love? I'm thinking some 16-bit Nintendo music for this...you know, with your Japaneseness and all. HESS v DOG!" He laughs again and watches as she starts to turn red, not sure if it's rage or embarrassment. When she gets up after the dog runs away, he takes a deep breath and eventually stops laughing. He puts his phone back in his pocket. "Ah fuck! I missed you falling." He flips her the finger. "That...was the best thing you've ever done."

Kai continues to chuckle. The fact that this was winding her up made it better than anything. He looks at her balled fists and chuckles. "Great idea, and when you fall, chuck your sushi in the air for added effect." When she mentions his mother, Kai laughs. "I'm sure she has mate. And I in't arsed. Me mum's a cunt. Have her if you want. He takes a cig out and lights it, loving how much Erica was hating this. He points at her chest. "Cold is it, mate?"

"Always threatening violence Erica. Such an angry little cunt, aren't ya?" he winks and takes a long drag from his cigarette. The fact Erica could give as much as she got was one of the reasons Kai loved to hate her. This was no different. He applauds her comeback, smirking. "You do that. I'm sure she'll lap you right up. Tell her I said "Fuck off"," he laughs again and looks at Ericas bra. Although he hated her with a passion, she was in good shape, even Kai had to admit that. He cracks up laughing at her joke. "Nice, love. Hello Kitty got claws! Hey it might be small, but you're the one standing to attention for me," he says with a laugh, pointing at her chest again.

"You flatter me, mate. I bring out the best in everyone though. Surprised you havent smacked me one yet," he laughs to himself. Kai didn't intend putting Ericas video online. He would much prefer to just have it for him and Faith to laugh at in private. "Tell her Kai said enjoy the pussy. And no offence, but I hope you have something infectious in there. I'd love me mum to catch that." he chuckles at her embarrassment. "Calm your fucking self, mate. I in't one of these Suzie ogling breast monsters. If I didn't despise every breath you took I'd tell you they're some pretty banging tits, actually." He shrugs. "That's what they all say, mate. "It's cold in here", "I'm not wet for you my pussy's just sweating," "I was moaning because I remembered how shit the end of Dexter was." at the end of the day, it's all about being turned on by Kai. Bitches can't help themselves. You ain't no different."

"Oh yeah, because I look like the sort of cunt who's going to run off and grass you up to my girlfriend." he pretends to look hurt. "Fucking hell, I know we hate each other but I at least thought there was some mutual respect there. Go on...I dare you. Land one right on my cheek." Kai taps his cheek with his fingertips before he starts to chuckle, taking another drag. He laughs at the mention of him being diseased. Everyone seemed to use that about him, and it never seemed to bother him, until Erica said it. It seemed so much nastier. "Can dykes get STDs?" he asks with a rather aggressive emphasis on the word dyke. He laughs at the way she covers herself. As much as he hated her, Kai was a red blooded male, and Erica in her bra was still reasonably hot. "Cheers mate. I cant help but imagine what your tits look like now I can basically see them. I imagine you can guess what my cock looks like. These jeans hide very little." he laughs at himself. "Bullshit, love. Remember how Sega Master System came with built in Sonic? Pussys come with a built in wetness for Kai. All pussys." he laughs.

"Why would I have to answer? She's my girlfriend, not my fucking mother. I don't have to tell her everything," he says quite confidently, even though he knew it not to be true. Faith hated him keeping secrets in any way. "I'll tell her I walked into a-" He stops dead in his tracks when Erica cracks him off the cheek. "Well then, love. Seems you have got some balls in there after all. If I was a feminist I'd sock you back, but I in't. Not at all." He smirks at her reaction to the word dyke. Kai was clever, and he had seen on Twitter in the past that she hated that word. He kept it in the bank for a moment like that. "What would you prefer? Hey are you the dude or the woman?" He laughs and throws his cigarette down and stamps it out with his foot. "Like pokeballs but flesh coloured? Noted. Might use that one later," he jokes, using his hand to suggest jerking off. Kai loved more than anything to make people uncomfortable. "All I stuff these pants with is what the Lord gave me. Blessed with a curse, you might say. But hey, someone has to satisfy all that pussy." He laughs. "To be fair, describing yourself as a cheap knock off hardly makes you seem like the winner here. A cheap knock off with a mail order bimbo bride. Yeah, you win...." he says sarcastically.