erica bounces around a little,half expecting kai to swing back. in her line of work,she had fought more than her share of men.she slowly stops when she realizes he isnt going to. " id say i never let a dare go unanswered,but knowing you? you'd dare me to do something dirty next." she mainly did it because she knew he wouldnt expect her to,but afterwards she felt kinda...ok,really bad. "to be fair. you should punch me in the arm or something.go on,im not fragile." she clenches her eyes shut and braces herself. "technically,id prefer "woman". i dont see what my love life has to do with who i am. and for your information,we take turns! i assume you and faith do the same? " she asks and kicks the cigarette with her shoe after he steps on it. erica grins at kai's gesture. "see?! i KNEW you totally liked me. or at least what i look like!" she taunts. " i can assure you,i wont do the same while thinking of you. faith on the other hand? she is a cutie." she smiles. half wishing to antagonize kai,and half glad they were together. kai and faith made a good looking pair. "ah i see." she says,folding her arms. " let me guess. you are so large that when you get hard, you go light headed? right?" she yawns dramatically. " i dont wish to be a winner. i am honest about what i am. dont talk about natalya like that! she is sweet and you know you would fuck her six ways from sunday!" she laughs. oddly enjoying this face to face time with kai.

she gives an odd little grin. " well at least i looked like i knew what i was doing. id hate to think people saw that show and thought i gave lousy head." as much as she wouldnt dream of doing that on tv now,its always been her fear she looked terrible at it.erica cracks an eye open when kai doesnt want to even punch her in the arm. " ok then,mr rollins. never say erica hess did not give you a fair chance. look at my arm,its so punchable though. " she wiggles her arm and then says in a creechy and high pitched voice. "youll never get the chance to punch me again,kai. punchy punchy." she giggles loudly,never thinking that she is wiggling in just a bra. "no! just woman! i fucking hate that word! it is so ugly and not nice." she pouts for a few seconds. "im not butch at all! my undies have hello kitty and frills for chrissakes!" she adds desperately. erica shrugs and gets out some gum from her pocket.she pops a piece in and automatically offers kai some. " at first i kinda was the one always on top and taking the reins,so to speak. but one day,natalya...." she trails off as she realizes who she is talking to. " never you mind what we get up to! but if you and faith are that open with things,maybe i am in good company. but nothing bigger than a finger....there." she says,totally believing that kai and faith have that sort of relationship. she blows a bubble with her gum and lets it loudly pop. "yellow fever...nice. do i look fucking yellow to you?! im as pale as you are." she again crosses her arms,utterly offended. "really?! faith is cute and all.actually,she is super pretty. but not my type. much like honor,whom i dont want to fuck!" she ends up saying this loudly and a man walking by gives them a funny look. probably thinking erica is a prostitute. she busts out lauging at kai. like full on,hands on her knees trying to catch her breath,laughing."oh my god kai. you are too fucking much. you make poor faith lightheaded? while id almost want to see such a thing in person.i would not want to see you with natalya. i gave up that sort of life awhile back,and am not going back....unless we can work a trade for fai-...no,never mind." she says quickly.

"Still an amateur,haven't been paid for my skills yet." She says with a giggle.some people may have been ashamed of their big brother stint,but not Erica. " of course I swallow,Kai. I mean,if you already have a dick in your mouth,is swallowing that big a deal?" She says rationally.she blows another bubble before adding. "The face thing though? Ew!" She says with disgust. " faith can't use it. It's non transferable. Unless I can punch her first. Right in the boob." She laughs and throws a little punch and roughly breast level. "That was my arm taunting you. Your arms don't have screechy voices?!" She says amazed. She shrugs and throws the remainder of the gum on the roof of a passing van. " really? Your mother must not be too bad. She didnt want you getting molested.. " her scowl deepens when he mentions it was faiths message. " oh that is cute. You two have matching klan robes too?" She bitterly says before chewing her gun angrily. " I don't need more potential partners. I am married and am pretty serious about it. Besides,I imagine a lot of your conquests aren't anything to brag about. Emerald black? Though I imagine the scabies you two probably have made for a nice tingly feeling while you were going at it." She laughs shaking her head. She leans against the hydrant and pulls a blunt from behind her ear. "Really? Well,I know she has "yellow fever",as she calls it. Maybe I'll put her to the test." She says,looking down a herself. " faith browdy,I choose you!" She giggles.

Erica's eyes widen as she realizes Kai does have a point. " chairity hooker. I donated my pay to PBS. I gotta have my bob Ross and father Ted. They are funded by viewers like me!" She says brightly,parroting the guilt dealing Ada PBS runs. " you got it. Once you got your mouth on it,it's kind of the no return point. You've already sullied the temple's skylight,why not go all the way?" She shrugs. On one hand,she can't beleive she is talking to Kai about this. Yet on the other,he's just as open as she is regarding her actions. " well look at you! You are semi decent under all the Kai-ness. Messy and cold after a few seconds." She says musingly. As soon as Kai mentions honor,Erica clamps her hands over her ears. "Kai,stop! I don't want to hear that! Gah! Too late,now I have a mental picture. And boy it's vivid!" She says with a groan. Erica inspects Kai's famous tattoos and agrees. "Yeah. Some look like someone was pissed at you when they drew it. But as a whole? It'd be hard to picture you without them. And ladies? Forget it." She says with a laugh."fuck her then. That's it,I won't even hypothetically fuck your mother now." Erica says,very seriously as she crosses her arms. "Natalya's mother doesn't like either her daughter or me. So I'll join your musicans against wanker
Moms brigade." No matter how she felt about Kai,that wasnt cool for his mother to disapprove of whomever made him happy. Erica looks aghast when Kai mentions when she really was getting at him. " you do not mean...? The c word that isn't cunt? I probably would have cried." She admits softly. At the end of the day,she saw her and Kai's spats as more good natured fun than anything. She laughs evilly at the chaos Kai's rock causes. He's the sort who like pour his drink into a parked convertible which had its top down. Erica's kind of troublemaker. " Kai in love? Wow you ARE full of surprises. " she say,honestly surprised. She lights her blunt and takes a hit before passing to Kai. " here. Congratulations on your love. She must be quite special to cage the Kai." Erica nearly doubles over with laughter at Kai's pokejokes. She finally stops giggling and grins. " duely noted. Faith is a Kai-mander girl. Cant mess with that. "Erica nods slowly and smiles at Kai. "Same here. I really thought it would be easy to hate you...but you are a lovable little imp. Come,I'll let you buy me a shirt." She says,nodding down the road. " you aren't really going to put that video on the Internet are you? I'm wearing natys thong as I was too lazy to do laundry. I don't care that I fell on my ass,or lost my shirt to a dog. But if people get the idea I wear thongs all the time?" She shudders .

" not sure. All I know is I gave them money,and I got a lot of nifty tote bags...and some documentary set on the history of nails. 5 fucking DVDs of nail history. At least fingernails could've been kinda sexy. These were just normal nails. Oh,bbc wins hands down. The news alone makes it worth it. Suzie on the other hand....nothing makes her worth it. Though in retrospect? I shoulda totally felt her up when we kissed." Erica regretfully says. Suzie was a joke,but those orbs of hers were famous. She laughs and shakes her head. " yeah. That'll go over like a lead balloon. I'm pretty sure mentioning another girls name while your girlfriend has a mouthful of...Kai juice,is a good way to get it all over your face." She says with a grimace. Semen in the face is one thing,used semen is even worse. Erica ponders the runny semen conundrum before stating,with typical concrete certainty. " it's reveresed coagulation. It has to come out thick so it doesn't spray everywhere. Then,after air hits it,it goes back to thin liquid. " this sealed it. She totally would hang out with Kai in the future. She needed all the non ex sex partners she could get for friends. She groans again. "Kai,stop! It's too personal. I can't know that part of honors life." She keeps her hands over her ears,before slowly uncovering one. "How filthy? You know...for accuracy." She finally says in a whisper. Erica giggles at Kai's high five tattoo and finds herself obligated to high five. " personally,I find that one hilarious.its so unexpected. " she chuckles as it does entertain her to no end. Erica furrows her brow at the thought of Natalya's mother. " for real. They should just be happy for their kids. Faith is,from what I know from Nichole,just ideal. What mother wouldn't want that for their son? " Erica angrily kicks a pebble across the street and into an open door. "Goal!" She says flatly before continuing. " I honestly haven't even met Natalya's mother. But from what Natalya says,I don't want to. So her daughter is with Another woman? Big whoop." She says bitterly. Erica frowns slightly,but perks back up. No use getting bent out of shape over what wasnt said." Yeah,I'd probably would have had to kicked your ass for that. On top of the stigma that would have been attached to you for life as a racist." She jokes,nudging Kai's foot with hers. Erica giggles when Kai points out the drivers not moving the rock. " fucking lazy people. Too selfish to get out and move it. They'd rather slow to a crawl and cut each other off." She bitterly says. That was just the sort of thing that pissed her off. Erica grins to Kai. " you two seem to be perfect for each other. Both of you have...fields of wild oats. Now you just want to plow the same field together." Erica giggles dirtily at the word plow. She really gets the giggles when Kai describes angry faith. Also,his laughing at his own jokes is infectious. " oh how could she stay mad at you? You are totally adorable. Though kairizard sounds like some serious shit. You might need a pokebra of your own to capture her!" She giggles,nearly unhooking her bra and tossing it. The she remembers she is in public. She starts to walk down the street too,looking up at Kai. " if it helps,I'm not in th business of having people I barely know buy things for me. But my last bit of cash was in the pocket of my ex shirt." She says,with a dirty look towards the dog. Erica never carried a credit card of bank card,so she was broke at the moment. " yes. Your charm is fucking deadly. I can totally see why honor changed her mind about you. But I'm still not blowing you! " she jokes back with a wink of her own. " keep it forever,just please not on youtube. I gotta admit it was funny as hell. But not for everyone. Your love secret is safe with me. I'll even tell everyone you tried to sleep with me today." She laughs hard,knowing his reputation. " sexy? Always.Thongs? No! Thongs are for whores." She says ,slowly coming to the realization she just called her wife a whore. " you a commando or tighty whitey fellow?" She teases

erica gives a quick little nod. "well.honestly she kissed me at first. we were playing truth or dare,so i dared her to kiss someone. she chose me,it was.... really hot." erica says with a blush. it was rare she admitted to anyone that she actually liked this kiss. " a modest boob man? i would like to say i dont like huge fake boobs...but my wife is proof otherwise. hers are nice,suzies felt really hard pressed against me." she giggles again,she was never mature enough to not giggle when saying "hard". erica wretches when kai speaks about the ...bubble. " that is hands down,the grossest thing i have ever heard,and i am japanese! i concur,no more of the baby batter speak. though im more of a fan than you would think."she says with an overly dramatic wink. "i am totally in.you clearly have the right taste in girls. you have more drugs in you than a pharmacy and you make me giggle.lets raise some hell. i need some friends that i havent fucked. " erica makes like she is being doused with something,in this case,too much information. she hadnt expected that from kai,or honor to be honest. "ok! you have more that satisfied my curiosity." she laughs intensely. she may not be attracted to honor,but she still rather enjoyed knowing what she was like. erica audibly gasps at the feather tattoo. "that is real!? i always thought it was drawn on for pictures. cocaine is a helluva drug,huh?" she giggles,turning her wrist over to show a tiny skull and crossbones tattoo. "this is the only one i have. mariko and i got them for our 18th birthday...what rebel,huh?" she cracks up. there was nothin rock and roll about waiting till you were legally an adult to get a tattoo,but such were the kobayahsi sisters.erica shakes her head." ew! i bet the woman is all....ugh. probably looks like joseph stalin in drag,and has a thicker mustache!" she wretches again. she was no stranger to butt play,but firmly believed one should be cute and/or pretty to participate. erica giggles madly as her hair is roughed up,she runs a hand through it to put it semi in order.she never fussed too much about her hair,so slightly messy looked ok. "you know what i like about you,kai? you get it. you have life figured out.thats pretty god damned rare." she grins at him.this was shaping up to be even more odd than her marriage, at least on the surface. inwardly,she had to admit she and kai were at least cut from the same cloth. "and i am pretty sure you dont have any stds. as a rockstar,i haver std vison." she adds,as a sort of apology for calling him dirty. she bounces off his arm as she is nudged,as she wasnt expecting it. "i like to keep it simple. under all the reality tv and pop music,im still pretty punk rock....though i should heed the warning of that poor girl.i'll at least keep 40 bucks in my pants pocket from now on.i was actually hoping you knew of a store here.hell,i'll wear anything." she says with certainty. it was rather embarrassing,considering she had millions of records sold,but not a dime in her pocket at the moment. she walks she laughs at kais glares at passerby. they must look like a comical pair. a glaring and tattooed man and a bra clad woman." i am honored kai,i really am.id like to say only special people see me in my bra. but that would mean that pervert jacking off in the bushes is special...AND HE IS NOT!" she says loudly in the direction of the man. "tell you what.im friends with faiths boss,so ill have her tell faith to give you the blowjob for me. i know it wont mean as much,but i think you'll manage." she giggles at the marriage thing. she was pretty sure lesbians were immune from that,at least she hoped." i can...see." erica says glancing down at kai. "ah,looks like an expert circumcision job."

Erica Mirrors his look of apallment. "You must not have watched very much then. When wasnt Nichole and I going at it? Andros....was nice and sll,but more of pissed at Nichole thing." She says with a small shrug. She rarely admitted this,as it did seem kind of slutty. But what's a little sluttiness among friends?. " truthfully,I wanted to add billy and serenity to my list." She laughs,fixing her hair from the wind. "Natalya's are fucking huge,you can say it.being rather slender,you do have to be careful. Someone like Stephanie fierce would break you there are much to be said for smaller boobs though." She laughs,but clearly not thinking of herself. " Natalya's are huge! It doesn't help she is teeny tiny everywhere else. Suzie's felt like two elephant penises poking me in the chest. Come,diamonds of bitch. Who knows what's in there." Erica spats. Suzie was one of the rare people erica actually disliked. " come now,mr Rollins. You perpetuate the image of being a total ass.it weeds through the people that are worth your time." Erica remembers she is holding the smoldering blunt and takes a long hit from it. " I honestly couldn't believe it when I heard it. But after getting to know you, I can totally see why honor did what she did. You marvelous bastard,you!" She giggles,punching his arm playfully. " cheat? They were taking a break. You both were well within your rights. " Erica states,as if there was a handbook for such things. erica looks very impressed with kai."A nunnery? That sounds fun. All those women,alone....I'll give em a bad habit!" Erica giggles. It was relaxing being around Kai. She normally refrained from such jokes in company of her wife. "Eeeew! Chlamydia is the worst name ever! It sounds....smelly and slimy!" She grimaces,shaking her head quickly. She looks at her little tattoo. "I think this will be the only one I get...I cried like a little girl while I was getting it done.....though that star is kinda cute. " she says,gears clearly turning. She nods in agreement with Kai. "Exactly. We could all die tomorrow. So why not have all th fun you can pack into life? We may be monogamous NOW,but we've more than had our share. It's not some stupid society imposed morality. It's a purposeful choice." Erica deeply blushes when Kai continues. "Oh stop... " she giggles loudly. "I've been on this world a long time,mr Kai. Taking things at face value is something I learned not to do. You never know about people until you speak with them. Though I imagine honor will have lots of speaking to do with me when she learns of this. I can't imagine she will be too pleased. Dustyns party will be awkward as fuck. Honor will probably be miffed at me. Everyone will be miffed at dustyns boyfriend,because he's a fuckig asshole...ugh." Erica says with frustration.she raises an eyebrow at Kai. "Smoke...pubes? Now you're getting weird and that leads to creativity." She says chuckling. Kai's way with words was amazingly entertaining. Erica looks surprised again. " you have clothing shops?! I didn't think they were open yet! Vest vest vest!" She chants,skipping in a circle.

"Ever?! that is surprised,kai." erica says,honestly shocked. She continues," That isn't to say it wasnt fun.....but nothing is too far when it comes to revenge." This was Erica's worst quality. Nothing was too far for even imagined slights against her. " Nichole and I...thank goodness that never panned out. I'm pretty sure one of us would be dead now!" Erica giggles. "Well,me,for one. Billy wouldn't even skinny dip with Nichole and I. I mean what's up with that? I think andros is the one who really succeeded in that house. Who didnt HE play with?" She says,putting her hair on her chin like a beard. She smirks at th thought of bikini clad Natalya. " if those conditions were met? You'd be in for quite a ride." She winks back at him. " like I said,I'm sure a trade could be managed. Though I do warn you,Natalya was pretty much straight when we met. You may not get faith back." She teases,elbowing Kai gently. Erica grins at the people who obviously can tell what they are smoking and sticks her tongue of at them." Kai! No more sexy honor talk. Can we just say "everyone came away happy from the Kai and honor romp"? She's my friend and it seems odd to know for a fact she is proficient in the below waist kiss." She says,in a slightly higher pitched voice than usual. She looks around to ensure no one is in earshot. " she does have such pretty lips,though. NOT that I want to feel them. But they are....hypnotizing. " Erica says,while trying to make her own lips into the shape that honor's has. " oddly,I hear it doesn't bother him. I like honor and Alec together,I do. But I am not sure if that is mature or cold of him,to not really care.i am not surprised you don't care for Alec. I hear from the grapevine he isn't all that likable." She whispers as if people could hear,or even know who they were talking about. Erica shrugs. " yeah,nuns.i love a girl in uniform!" She cracks up and takes a small hit from the blunt. She was well into giggly territory,and didnt want to laugh like a loon. It was no use,Erica doubles over laughing about the nun joke. "See? Hot nun action in a tub. I rest my case for sexy nuns." She says,as if that proves the case that most nuns aren't paper skinned old hags. " maybe,maybe not. I just have to be careful and never look like I'm choosing sides....argh this is going to be like Natalya and Nichole all over again...only I haven't had the pleasure of fucking either of you!" She laughs,hopeful that the future isn't like the shitstorm she had pictured. Erica looks impressed Kai's clothing has taken off. " ok. I gotta ask...why clothes? You trying to spread that Kai debonair charm? Or at least the trappings of it?" she says in between skips. she liked the idea,as kai certainly looked like nobody else." .I could care less what color,Kai. I think my nipples are getting frost bit...or extremely hard,I can't tell anymore!" She jokes. " you choose. You are the fashion mogul here!"

Melva rushes down the stairs, opening the door giving Sammy the biggest hug.

"I missed you so much I love you so much"

Melva then kisses Sammy.

"yeah I found it hard not seeing your gorgeously cute face, yep the kettle is on babe I put it on just a moment again, how many sugars you take babe?".

Melva smiles.