erica looks offended. " my dear honor,if it was about music,would anyone know who i am? can you name a harlots song?" erica laughs. she was comfortable with her own minor celebrity status. "nichole may keep quiet. faith babysits her kids. no baby sitter..no.." erica lets her eyes finish that sentence. she felt bad about what she was doing,but not bad enough to stop. "before i heard you speak of him now,i also didnt see alec as right for you,but...you probably do need him.if only you could clone yourself and keep everyone happy." erica looks over to honor and smiles. "everyone wants to know your past in this business. even if its made up.typical model,huh? possible daddy and self loathing issues? you dont look to the heroin type to me." erica laughs overtly scanning honors arms for tracks. erica takes the bottle and takes a sip from it. they were friends,and erica hadnt been anywhere dirty today.sharing was always fun. "that would be easier. then you could be with me in a land of hello kitty and the cute kind of lesbianism." erica giggles,referring to honors stated straightness. "he and faith seem very..boyfriend and girlfriendy on twitter.i have to say,you seem far more over him,than he is of you. when i spoke to him,it was more like "fuck faith,its all honor." erica says slowly. kai never said anything in the conversation wasnt to get back to honor.

"That was a lucky guess! But correct. So claim your prize!" Erica giggles and hands honor the bottle. " totally agree on the documentary thing. Nobody should be able to talk about themselves for an hour straight. Even adorable people like us." Erica wags her finger at honor with a grin. " oh you like that sister wives show?! Or you just like the idea of constant threesomes? I know i do! Nah,I totally get what you are saying,but you are wonderful. Really. Alec,Kai,or anyone should be lucky to have you in their life.if anything,they should strive to be better for you." Erica states. She may be a dirty cheater in love,but she was loyal to her friends.erica smiles as honor speaks. Honors unapologetic self confidence was part of why Erica liked honor. " you are are animal indeed,honor. A famous female who doesn't fish for compliments. You are sexy and you you know it." Erica hums the song while wiggling. Sh hated the song,but it was catchy. Erica looks rather shocked. " cocaine...you? Honor fucking Wynter? Wow. That is crazy..do you. Still?" Erica asks gently. Since semi straightening up since the baby,the one she chose Nichole over,Erica had given up on coke. " he seems pretty sincere on his feelings for you. I don't see Kai as the sort to put forth the effort to lie to me,in the off chance it gets back to you." Erica sighs heavily. " you may be onto something with that pleasing them both thing. Hell,when over busted by Natalya and Nichole finally finds someone,I'll help you please them. I kid,I kid. "

Erica squeaks excitedly. " Morgan freeman talking about hello kitty! That's a documentary that needs to happen. Let me get the checkbook out now!" Erica firmly agreed with honor on this. Morgan even made that Kevin Costner Robin Hood movie ok. Erica gives honor a surprised look. " honor! You wouldn't...would you? Say in a perfect world where everyone but you was zapped with a forgeto ray immediately after the clothes went back on?" Erica gets up to help honor. She loved cooking and all that went along with it. " THAT is why people need to listen to you,a MERE blogger. You are like Oprah,minus the cult of zombie followers. Better tattoos and a way nicer rack." She laughs,picturing honor doing the Oprah thing. " you nailed it though. We are so set on liberation,yet we still want people to tell us we're pretty. I know I am cute. Hell,I paid money to look like this. If people don't reaffirm this to me? I'll live. I'll wake up cute the next day and start all over." Erica pretends she is locking her mouth and dropping the key down her shirt. " no one will know. I promise. Though just once a couple weeks ago can't hurt,right? It's not like you are doing it still. Are you?" Erica reaches for honors hand. It must have been bad since honor had the years counted. " you ever need help.. I am always around,wynnie pooh. Seriously." Erica looks over to honor. Now more worried than ever with Kai in the picture. She's pretty sure Mariko had done coke with him before. "Well,in his defense..I'd rather have Alec than faith. And you know how I like my kitties!" Erica laughs,giving honor a smile that hopefully conveyed she wasn't checking out Alec,or hitting on her. " weekends if is,then! I did get a picture of his willy after all..."Erica laughs.

"Every time I hear "orgy",it reminds me of an old Benny hill skit. I forget the main part,but the punch line was " or gee,there's no one for me."" Erica giggles madly. In reality memories of the Benny hill show were better than its reality. "Hey,I brought the wine and cuteness. Doesn't that count?!" She says ,dramatically putting her hand to her forehead. She dutifully stirs,fighting every urge to add pepper. She is sure honor made it perfectly. But everything could use pepper. " I hate to say it,but maybe some people do need to kill themselves. It's cruel to ask them to continue. Oooh! Think if Oprah ran a suicide cult! That would rock." Erica excitedly says. Sometimes she had the attention span of a gerbil on crack. She looks up from stirring to grin. "Water,please. I have been trying to take better care of myself lately." It was an odd thing for her to say,as she drank and smoked anything she could find. But she had been trying to live healthier. " does Alec do anything...you know? For some reason I see him mainly drinking good whiskey." Erica smiles at honor. "Please be careful. I know I am the worst one to say that. But you know what I'm am saying. If you can't handle it,I can send erich over to run interception. He will snort it all before you even get a chance to!" She laughs over tr clearly non funny issue. But didnt want to seem preachy or heavy to honor. After all,if anyone had control,it was honor. " that is why I talk so much shit." Erica says ,buffing her nails on her shirt. "It's a tough life,being so sexually skilled.....not to be weird,but Kai only said the highest of compliments about you....in the bedroom. You little minx,you." Erica sticks out her tongue at honor.

"Same age as Mariko." Erica says coyly. " when I was young,I watched loads of comedy channel. All they played was Benny hill,Monty python an mystery science theater." She adds,still refusing to divulge her age. She is a lady after all. " your house,your prettiness reigns supreme,I get it." Erica says as if she's a child being scolded. She happily stirs until honor busts her adding pepper. She squeaks and drops the spoon in the pot. Which only serves to make her laugh. "Hmm,now kool aide sounds good." Erica says,frowning at her water. She squints her eyes,but it doesn't help turn it into kool aide. Erica swirls her water debating how to say what she wanted to say. She always worried honor thought she was after her in a sexual way. " abs? Nah I think you you adorable without them. Abs aren't huggable. Plus a gym?! Those places are festering with disease. All that sweat and other. " Erica shudders.for someone as liberal as she was dealing with sex,something's grossed her out. Gyms fell in that slot. She nods wit honor. She understood drugs and boredom. That's why tours were spent high of Erica. 2 hours of actual work,the rest waiting. " I'm not that tough to do line after line of coke,but I'd you need me ,I'll go r it my best to get to it before you!" She laughs. She had no intention of ever divulging to anyone about honor. "Wasnt always the best?! Look at you! " Erica cracks up. " though I do gotta say,you probably are right. You seem to have a spell on Kai. Like anything,it needs practice. Some people teach you things to add or take away from your bag of tricks. " Erica looks around before blushing. " like I have always been the one to hold someone down. I just like it....until Natalya switched of up on me. Such fun!" Erica had no Doubt honor delivered in those closed door sessions. She was one of those people that just oozed sex without even trying.

Erica checks her phone. Damn,honors no witchcraft rule had awhile to expire. Water It shall remain. " think we could use our feminine charms to borrow a cup of kool aide from your neighbors?" Erica says desperately. The stew smelled and looked tasty,maybe water was for the best. It should be enjoyed on its own. " oh you could definitely pull off the abtastic look. I just like the softness of the non washboard....then again,you get the crazy fit look,you could pinch willies off!" Erica giggles and holds up some beef on the spoon to illustrate her point. " I assume YOU'RE clean...it's those other gym members I am worried about. Raging crab factories." Erica shudders again in disgust. Erica grins as honor speaks of Kai. This is why sh chose honor to be the one she told about Nichole. Honor understood. "I can definitely picture that. Kai does have a charm all his own. Even Mariko admits this,and she has a....um,aversion to males. Not to be creepy,and I mean this only as your friend.....but I can imagine you and Kai to be near earth shattering together." Erica says,blushing. ". I understand what you mean though. Nichole could phone me up right now,and id be there in a flash." She never really pictured Alec on the job,so to speak. As he was just too outside her taste. But sitting here with honor,she could start to picture it. " I bet Alec is very thorough....in everything he does!" She shrieks with laughter.she loves having honor as a friend. She could have these kinds of conversations and not have intimate knowledge of anyone involved.
" Alec,Kai and honor. I'd watch that porno. Though I have it pictured VERY freaky." Erica thoughtfully looks out the window. " oddly,I don't think id have a threesome with Nichole and Natalya....Nichole and mariko's girlfriend? Oh yea."

Erica shakes her head." We'd just look desperate...or secretly shooting a girls gone wild video. " Erica clamps her hands over her chest. "I don't want kool aide that bad!" Erica looks around honors kitchen,it's appropriately hello kitty'ed. " baking! It will be super fun. Do you have flour and...Er,that stuff?" Erica asks softly. The word "yeast" digusts her,especially if speaking to another female. Monostat commercials were in heavy rotation in Japan at one time. Scarred her for life. " if the gym isn't too sweaty,you want company? It may help you stick with it, and we can laugh at all the small weenies in spandex..." Erica disliked the gym,but loved to help.she'd suffer for her friend. " spontaneous is good. I love that being taken by surprise and next thing you know,your ankles are around your ears."she sighs with a little laugh. Probably in contrast to honor,her affair got the sweet and cute sex,while Natalya got the dirty version. "I don't think the world at large is ready for the sexiness of that. Keep that porno under wraps!" Erica laughs..."until the price is right!" Erica thinks for a long time before shrugging. " oh I do love Natalya's goodies,but would share. Except with Nichole. I've spent so long keeping them apart,I couldn't even fantasize about a threesome with them. Everyone else is fair game."

erica smirks at honor. "oh,i see your game now. suggest flashing for free stuff,the moment before i eat your "free" food?!" she laughs and grabs the bottom of her shirt,quickly pulling it up to reveal her belly button. " the rest will depend on how good your stew is,honor!" she giggles mischievously. erica squeals and covers her ears. "dont say "yeast"! please,it is sooooo grody. little raisy bug things sounds way cuter." erica says from under her folded arms. "female everything doesnt need ads.i dont know about you? but i have never done a cartwheel during that time of the month!" erica made an effort to never by ...those porducts who felt the need to advertise on tv. "a cake sounds really good. we are some fat asses,seriously. but yes,cake please! we should join one of those cake competitions. we'd be shoe ins." erica hadnt even seen or tasted their cake,but she was ready to rub it in everyones face. erica makes a face and playfully pushes honor. " you are so bad! i am not going to be all stretchy and looking at some man flesh....what if it gets all...you know. both of us working out? its bound to happen." erica laughs,making a cartoon raising sound. she may be attracted to men,but she found their genitals hilarious. erica smiles warmly at honor. she was her kind of people. planning was for squares.all the fun things in life happen on a whim,so why fight it? " planning is good for finances...that is it! i dont even plan what im going to wear. of course,my wardrobe is mainly jeans and tank tops. its fairly easy. erica picks up the bowls and places them on her chest. "you are just a blogger,i am suzie and am sooooo great. i totally fuck my dad." erica does a horrible swedish accent,which is made all the worse by her own faint accent. when asked about the threesome,erica instantly answers. " sophia from girlspice and billy kahn. um..not that i thought about this or anything. ok,how about you?" erica gives her own wink back,"and nobody you've already known in the biblical sense!"

"to get free stuff!" erica exclaims while wiggling what modest bits she had. "i only break out the "oops,i need to bend over seductively" move for real emergencies. it could probably bring peace to the middle east. but who wants that?" she grins,leaning over the counter slightly. the kobayashis had one thing,and that was booties. even the kobayashi men. erica jumps up and hugs honor. "perfect!" she giggles loudly. " whats a tampon commercial without blood?! with you doing all the violence,it cant fail. people love seeing angry and pretty girls." erica drums her fingers thoughtfully on the counter. "strawberry.....strawberry shortcake. since are both short!" erica loved fruit. fruit and cake was even better. ericas eyes widen and she blushes. "i didnt mean ME! i meant them...though i already have a gym bathroom pictured being ankle deep in...stuff." erica was filthy in many ways,but she couldnt bring herself to say many crude words. she figured it was cuter if she didnt,and it stuck. "suzie pissed me off the day she called natalya ugly. that wasnt cool,natalya is very sensitive about her appearance." erica slows down as she speaks,a twinge of guilt hitting her. " i know! when i was on big brother with him,i tried soooo many times to seduce him. i figured hes male,im japanese. it should be easy. what male doesnt have a thing for japanese girls? billy apparently. nichole and i both,naked ,in a pool...still couldnt persuade him. ooh yeah, both jared and arianna...can we make this just an out and out orgy,with ourselves at the center?" erica laughs,shaking her hair out. "except for mark. tooo close to erich hess. "

erica lights up. "oh i love that movie! it is so much better than it should be. but no. im all bend,no snap." she says in her sassiest way. "that time of the month? how about always? we women are far more vicious than any 4 males put together. females are the ones to replace peoples insulin with water and put fire ants in your tube of lube." erica shakes her head.,"give me a disagreement with a man any time." erica smiles dirtily at honor. "ill take used strawberries. i mean, we're all friends here,right? strawberries and whipped cream is just so....sexy,right? you got the cream,which speaks for itself. strawberries that look like...you knows." now she wants strawberries...and someone to use them on. "oh not me?! that is good.id never do....that in a gym. in the car outside the gymn? " she clearly has put thought into this. "i think suze is a closet lesbian. not even bi. full on,indigo girls lesbian. i just dont think she has come to terms with it. shit,mariko ONLY likes girls,she is still feminine and pretty. suzie should just give in. she has acres of men who want her,yet she never gives them any. sonyae i actually kinda like. she seems nice at times...and well,i cant disagree with her pictures. though....once you got natural..fakes just dont cut it." erica listens in shock as honor speaks. "you....and billy? not that im a pervy pete,but id watch that." erica wants to ask who the other person with billy was,but since she didnt say,it probably was for good reason. "im assuming it wasnt andrea! i know he and dustyn have a thing going on.sometimes." erica shrugged.she just couldnt picture dustyn sexually. he was just too childlike. "grapes go well with orgies. we just need naked people to feed them to us! but grape shortcake sounds terrible. how about just yellow cake?" erica slowly gives an impish grin. "oh i love marks hair! scott may be the face of the band,but mark is the eye candy. " erica cant help but be curious about her non erich going. " ok,i was married to erich for years,why not? do you think i have bad taste?!" erica crosses her arms trying to look angry,and failing.