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 Lil Dill showing off his low rider collectionIt feels like only yesterday (actually two days ago) that Da BBC Kingz have rose to fame. The trio of The D, Lil Dill, and DJ
Smelly Balls are gaining popularity. They are in the process of releasing their debut album, are already nominated for several
awards, and have received numerous endorsement deals from companies such as Gazprom, Vagisil, and Nestle. Despite the new-found
fame and all the glory that comes from it, the bandmates always remember how they got to where they are. We sat down with the
trio for a Q&A about their journey from rags to bitches.
Q: So how did you three meet?
A:
The D: Yo man, we been brothas from nutha mothas since we were in the urethra dawg! We blood brothas!
Lil Dill: Yea, we've known each other since we were born. Our mommas' friends even before they fucked the same dudes in the hood, naw mean?
Q: Yes, I know what you mean. Where did the name "Da BBC Kingz" come from?
A:
Lil Dill: Well, we were lookin' for a neat, unique name. We were watching the tele one day, and switched to the BBC News channel, and I wondered, "hey, what does 'BBC' stand for?" So I asked one of my buddies and he said "Best & Brightest Correspondents". So I'm like thinkin' "wait a minute! My group is the best, and we brightest, and we are the correspondents of the rap game!" And then we also kingz, so we da kingz too....Da BBC Kingz nigga!
The D:...I thought it meant Big Black Co-
Q: -Abruptly interrupts- So how have you taken your success? Is it shocking?
A:
The D: Yeah, it's purdy shockin' to me, at least. I can now fuck bitches at ma crip without having ma baby momma around bitchin' it to me, dawg. Naw mean?
Lil Dill: Yea, I'm glad we did it with each other though. These two sons' of bitches are the best dudes you could do it with. Dem my niggas dawg, dem my homeboys from the crib.Q: So how come Smelly Balls, you aren't talking much?
A:
The D: Oh, he don't talk too much.
Lil Dill: Yeah, his mouth smell likes balls too. He prolly suckin' some before the show.
The D: Nah, he coo'. He don't swing from the same vine bro.
Lil Dill: Yeah, dat be wrong homeboy.
Q: So you guys don't believe in gay marriage?
A:
Lil Dill: Nah man, I believe it happens. I just don't like it.
The D: Yeah, I'm too busy chasing pussy. Ain't got no time for dat queer shit dawg. Naw mean?
Q: Okay well, what other political stances do you have?
A:
The D: Yea mane, I think they should makes it legal to smoke weed in public....Cuz sometimes, like especially in the summer, it get too hot sometimes in da crib, y'know? I gotta get outside and cool off, smoke a joint too bro. It's hot in 'ere too mane.
Lil Dill: Yea, and also they should free my main mane Aaron Hernandez dawg. He be a ballah on the Patriots dawg. Dey need some receivers.
Q: Do you know that Aaron Hernandez killed a man and supposedly aided another murder?
A:
Lil Dill: Yeah, but I mean...look, have you seen the Pats dawg? Now I ain't no Boston person, I'm from Compton. I'm a Vikings fan bro, we worse off. But just look at that Pats offense. Tom Brady AINT GOT NOBODY TO THROW! Fuckin' Gronkowski got pussy legs, always breaking shit in his body. Wes Welker gone to be Peyton's passer bitch, and fuckin' Amendola sucks cock. Hernandez is a beast bro! I dunno boutchu, but they gotta get dat baller outta juvie and go back to being tight-end.
Q: Very insightful. Well, that's all the time we have. Anything you would like to say as we part ways?
A:
The D: Yeah, Monique, yo ugly ass baby is not mine. Stop calling me ight? Suddenly I become rich and NOW you want me to pay child support?!?! Fuck dat shit bitch!Edited by user 01 January 2014 17:53:37(UTC)
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