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#1 Posted : 18 January 2014 02:42:54(UTC)
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Origin: Chicago, Illinois
Genre(s): Pop-punk, metalcore, post-hardcore
Years active: 2006 - present
Labels: Thortful Records, Magic Mush Music, A Time to Die Records, From the Depths
Website: Juneau.org


Members

Dallas Conners - Vocals
Kellin Falconer - Guitars/vocals
Josh Isaakson - Guitars
Ryan Oberst - Bass
Jordan Peters - Drums


Past members

Aaron Duffy
Paul Sklaff
Joe Arnold




Biography

Juneau (pronounced Zhoo-no) is a five-piece American rock band from Chicago, Illinois founded in April 2006 by lead singer Dallas Conners and guitarist Kellin Falconer. They are known for the way they bring a strange amalgamation of their favourite musical stylings, giving them a rather unique and sometimes obscure sound. The band mixes clean vocals and the upbeat nature associated with pop-punk with the somewhat chunky riffs and screamed vocals that have become synonymous with metalcore. Dallas Conners has previously described their sound as "a product of our times", referencing the scenes that gave birth to the band itself. The unusual combination has earned them something of a dedicated fanbase in their native Illinois, and the band has released 4 EPs throughout their career. The current lineup consists of Dallas Conners on lead vocals, Kellin Falconer on guitars and backing vocals, Josh Isaakson on guitars, Ryan Oberst on bass guitars and Jordan Peters on drums.

Throughout the timeline of their career, Juneau has been signed to a number of different local labels, releasing and not releasing material at certain times through the likes of Thortful Records (2007), Magic Mush Music (2008-2009), A Time to Die Records (2010 and 2013) and From the Depths (2011). Their four EPs - Downfall (2007), Escape the Escape (2009), The Last of the Remembered (2010) and In The Eyes of the Beholder (2012) have all been well received in the Illinois music scene, and have also seen the band gain an international fan base, despite their never having played outside their home state. The releases of The Last of the Remembered and In The Eyes of the Beholder have both seen the band undertake small local tours, during which they have often sold out the modest venues they performed in, particularly in Chicago, where the majority of their fan base is situated. In 2012, the band also launched the first Disrespect Your Surroundings Festival in Chicago. The event, which had two stages and featured a number of local and national bands playing pop-punk, punk, hardcore, metal and post-hardcore was a surprising commercial success, and ranked in the top 10 of Punktastic's top 20 independent festivals of 2012. It is expected that it will return in 2014 after a year's absence in 2013.



History

Early years and debut EP (2006 - 2007)

After having played in a number of different alternative post-hardcore and metalcore bands in the Chicago music scene, 18 year olds Dallas Conners, Kellin Falconer, Aaron Duffy and Paul Sklaff would come together in early 2006 after having met each other at a local battle of the bands. Brought together by their love of pop-punk, a genre that none were playing in their own primary bands, the band would title themselves Selfish Machines in their early years, adding Joe Arnold to the lineup in spring of 2006. As primarily a side project, Selfish Machines would tour Illinois for a short period in summer of 2006 playing covers of songs by bands like New Found Glory and Blink 182, and garnering themselves quite a reputation for boisterous and entertaining live shows. At the end of the tour, the band would sign a short deal with Thortful Records, a local label that had been impressed by the reputation the band had drummed up on Myspace as a great live act. Dallas Conners later said: "A guy approached us after a show one night and thrust this piece of paper under my nose to sign. I saw stars, of course, as an 18 year old, and I just signed it. We basically made no money, even though the EP sold well." For the rest of the year, Selfish Machines worked on writing their debut EP, a pop-punk effort that was largely written by their new guitarist Josh Isaakson, who replaced original member Aaron Duffy shortly after the original tour. On January 9th 2007, Downfall was released as their debut EP. It spawned one local radio hit in the track "I'm Still That Guy," which gained a lot of airplay on Chicago stations. The EP would sell 8,000 copies, despite having little-to-no budget. However, disputes with the label over the minimal royalties led to both Sklaff an Arnold leaving the band.

Rebrand and Escape the Escape (2008 - 2009)

Following the argument over royalties with Thortful Records, Selfish Machines replaced the departed Sklaff and Arnold with Ryan Oberst and Jordan Peters of Chicago hardcore punk band Neo-Nero on bass and drums respectively. The band would then enter a legal dispute that saw them out of action for the majority of 2008. Refusing to work with Thortful again, the band were refused the right to sign elsewhere by the label unless they released another two EPs, as they had been signed to do. As the dispute escalated later in 2008, the band sought legal advice, which led to Thortful stepping up its claim. The label claimed ownership of the trademark Selfish Machines and refused to let them play live shows under the name, thus strangling the band's only real revenue stream and holding them to ransom. "We were sat in a meeting, a bunch of 19 year olds opposite this fat fuck of a capitalist who was telling us we couldn't use our own band name any more. I've never been violent, but I could have punched that guy that day," Conners would later say. In January 2009, however, the band would deliver a killer blow in the dispute, when they merely stepped through a large loophole. Renaming themselves Juneau - a name taken from a song by Conners favourite band Funeral for a Friend - they negated their contract and were free to move on. In celebration, the band played a show in Chicago's Ice and Sleazy along with Days Alone and From the Pit. They titled the show Disrespect Your Surroundings, and released it later on DVD and digital download for free. "It was the final fuck you to Thortful," Kellin Falconer claims. "It was the most punk thing we've ever done, and I've never been more proud of us. That show had so much damn energy. I think that was where we got more violent musically."

It would be March 2009 when the new lineup with the new name would go back into their practice space at their old high school to write new material. With three new members, and a much more metal background than they had had at the time of writing their first EP, the resultant sound was very different. Various members of the band have spoken of the disputes that took place in the early days of recording, with a near 50-50 split in pop punk and metalcore songs. The idea of a split EP was floated, before they later decided to make something that became defining for what they were doing as a band. The amalgamated sound of pop-punk and metalcore was born, and the second EP, Escape the Escape, a much more mature, unique record with more political and social commentary was completed in May of that year. The original intention was for Juneau to release the record themselves, but when requisite funding proved hard to come by, they would enter their second record deal in as many EPs. Magic Mush Music was a smaller label than their previous one, and they would retain much more control and get more royalties than in the past. The controversy surrounding their release from Thortful had drummed up quite an interest in the band, and the EP was critically acclaimed for its unique yet unusual sound. It would go on to sell 14,600 copies. this allowed Escape the Escape to become the defining moment in the career of Juneau to date, giving the band the platform from which to launch themselves.

Touring and Hiatus (2010 - 2012)

After the release of their second EP, Juneau would embark on a tour that would be described as "a make or break moment" for them by Josh Isaakson. The band had received sufficient royalties from the sales of Escape the Escape to suggest the potential was there to professionally pursue a career in music - until this stage all of the band except Dallas Conners had been holding down full-time jobs. For the majority of the rest of 2009, however, very little would actually happen as Oberst and Peters in particular debated the pros and cons of potentially quitting their full-time "stable" jobs to chase the dream. It would be June 2010, a full year after the release of their EP, that Juneau would finally hit the road. This much larger Illinois tour took in 8 cities and over 50 venues for approximately 90 shows as the band looked to make a name for themselves outside Chicago, where they were already largely quite popular. After 8 months on tour, they finally returned home for a triumphant two-night stint at the House of Cards in Chicago, where the band surprisingly played two nights to a sell-out crowd of over 500 at the popular venue. It was the start of something big for Juneau, or so it was believed at the time. As with anything in the band, though, there would be yet another spanner thrown into the works. In March 2011, after having spent months on tour, Ryan Oberst was worried about his finances. Touring had left him with enough to pay the bills and survive, but it was far less than he was used to earning in his day job, and he opted to quit the band later that month. They searched fruitlessly for a replacement bassist, at one point even auditioning Matt Johnson, who would later go on to join Kai Rollins' band. Following 2 months of deliberation, the band decided not to continue without Oberst, who had been an integral part of the songwriting process since joining the band in 2008.

They announced the indefinite hiatus through the band's Facebook page on April 8th 2011. The statement read: "It is with a heavy heart that we have to announce that as of the present, Juneau is on indefinite hiatus. We appreciate all of the love and support you guys gave us on the Illinois tour in 2010 and early 2011, we had the best time and got to do something only dreams are made of. However, when we returned, we learned that Ryan was feeling uneasy with regards his earnings in the band. It's not all glitz and glamour, and he was earning more in his full-time job, which he has now returned to. We thought about the future for a long time after this, especially because we didn't want to let anyone down, but we decided it wouldn't be right to continue without a guy who put his all into this. Maybe we'll see you again some day. For now, eternal thank you. Dallas, Kellin, Josh, Daryn."

Return and In the Eyes of the Beholder (2012 - 2013)

On May 7th 2012, social media was abuzz among fans of Juneau, after a message was posted on their official Facebook page, which had remained silent since the hiatus message more than a year earlier. The message, which simply read. "So......ummm...hi," was liked more than 1,000 times in the first hour. However, despite the slew of comments it received, the band remained silent for another month. On June 7th of the same year, they would post another message that simply read "#Awkward." The next day, a poster was found on the band's official Twitter page, which gave a time and a date (06/14/12 :: 19:00:00) against a black background. They would then go silent once more, infuriating fans and leading to a lot of speculation. On the specified date (June 14th) at 4PM, the band took to Facebook one more time. On this occasion, they gave the name of Ice and Sleazy in Chicago. Fans descended on the venue, and at 7PM, Juneau walked onto the stage in the small hall, treated to something of a heroes welcome. Dallas Conners would address the crowd with a laugh: "So....umm Ryan quit his damn day job...this is called Turned Out Sunny...I wanna see you move." Juneau then played their new EP (In the Eyes of the Beholder) in its entirety before treating fans to a flurry of songs from their previous releases. The concert was hailed as a success, and the release of the EP with no buzz, no previous indication, and without anyone knowing that they had been working together, was greeted with widespread joy. The record would go on to sell more than 40,000 copies, almost doubling the number of sales of their previous release.

It would later emerge that Juneau had been working together on and off since the start of the year. Ryan Oberst had grown tired of the 9-to-5, and had contacted the band on the premise of reforming. They had been working in secret in the basement of Dallas' home in Chicago, writing riffs and lyrics that they later described as "our freshest shit yet, easily." In early May, the band signed a deal with pop-punk label From the Depths, who released the EP. It was also the first time they would release digital copies of their work, allowing for people outside Illinois and the USA to get their hands on a copy for the first time. Following the comeback show and the release of the EP, Juneau announced that they were taking a short break to enjoy the summer. Following this, they announced the Disrespect Your Surroundings festival - a day long event that saw 12 bands from Chicago across two stages in the parking lot of a local supermarket. The festival was something of a success, and Juneau headlined to a rapturous reception from their hometown crowd. After another break in late 2012, the band then went on to tour Illinois, strangely playing every venue they did last time out, once more, spending the period between January and September on the road again. It was during this time that they were also becoming more popular overseas with underground fans, and those supporters would frequently lay siege to the band's Facebook and Twitter profiles, almost demanding that they break free from the shackles of a lifetime and play across the USA and overseas. However, they remained tight-lipped throughout this period on whether they could commit to a full-time career away from home, especially with three members of the band supplementing their earnings with part-time flexible work.

Branching out (2014 -)

In January 2014, after announcing that they were going to enjoy Christmas with loved ones, Dallas Conners took to the band's Facebook page to address fans. His statement read: "Alright...alright, it's time we talk about this. For months and months we have been getting requests to head overseas to play concerts to our fans that are farther from home than we ever could have imagined, and we didn't want to say anything, because it would mean disappointing a lot of people. HOWEVER, we have deliberated and deliberated over this issue, and we decided that we've played it safe for too long. It's time to give this a go. #AllOrNothing. In 2014, we will have a new EP out, and we are going to do a proper release across Europe and other areas of the world as well as at home. We also want to play some tours overseas later in the year. That's right - Juneau is no longer just the pride of Illinois. Look out world - we're comin' for ya."



Musical style

Juneau's musical style has been described by a number of different media outlets in their home state in a variety of different ways. It has been described at various times as metalcore, punkcore, popcore, pop-punk and post-hardcore. However, the band prefers the term fusion, referring to themselves as a mix of emo angst with metal and pop-punk influences. The verses and breakdowns of Juneau are primarily made up of metalcore styles, which blend into more upbeat pop-punk choruses. The growing popularity of the sound, as well as their wider acceptance in the rock community has led to a number of different terms being penned for what the band does. "Pop mosh", "pop core" and "easy core" have all been used, with fans favouring either of the first two descriptions. The band itself has even had trouble at times pinning down a style and name. When asked how he would label what they do, lead singer Dallas Conners told Revolve Magazine: "It's weird. In some ways we transcend genre categories. We've been playing this sort of thing for so long now that this is just sorta what we do, without thinking. When we started this, it was not cool to do what we do and a lot of people told us it would never work. I'm betting a lot of them still feel like that. But we've never been about more than just doing what we want to do. We love pop-punk and metalcore, so we play both. It's probably a result of indecision. What should we do? And no one had the answer so we said 'fuck it, let's do both'.".



Discography

Studio albums

TBC (2014)

Extended plays

TBC (2014)
In The Eyes of The Beholder (2012)
Escape the Escape (2009)
Downfall (2007)

Singles

Your Last Memory (2011) - DNC
I'm Inside (2009) - DNC
I'm Still That Guy (2007) - DNC

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Ooc: Thanks very much Mr Hess :) very kind of you. Took me ages to write it all out so I'm glad you enjoyed :)
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OOC: Wonderful layout and website, really clean to read and has a lot of great information even without thousands of graphics :) Can't wait to see what you do with them.

Lily: Fellow Chicago artists, I've heard a lot of stuff about you guys. Mostly that you're shit's really good. I'm surprised I never caught a show before but maybe you'll let this old and forgetful gal into one of your stadium tours when you get there ;) Nice to meet you, and your story is incredible. I love a great success story.


Ooc: Thank you :) Glad you liked it :D I thought it would be cool to start with an act that has some history already and try to build them further :)

Dallas: The second city senorita herself ;) Hey Lily! I'm a bit star struck now. You're a superstar where I come from. Thanks for the kind words though. I'll definitely drop you an invite next time we play in Chicago. You can come along and sweat with the rest of us :P

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Kellin: Hey Adam, and thanks man. We hope so too :)

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This is me. I am Kellin. Love me...please

Hola, Chicag-ites, and a special big hug and welcome to the (literally!) thousands of people from around the globe who seem to have heard of us in the last few weeks. I think we owe a massive beer (probably regular sized or it could get a little messy) to Oscar Ward from Weekend, who tweeted about seeing us on the You Tube a couple of weeks back. Traffic to this site has been insane since then, and some of the feedback we have been getting has been incredible. Also, on what is most likely (not) an unrelated note, we seem to have sold out of girls' skinny shirts in sizes small and medium in all designs. I would promise more in as soon as possible, but I feel like I might get cable instead...the playoffs are coming up and I sense another Blackhawks Cup Final run. I'm joking of course. But in reality, we are going to spend like a large chunk of the extra funds on getting ourselves a slightly better studio for this new EP. We were going to crowd fund, but the Second City Slackers can all put their money back in their...Paypal accounts(?)..for now anyway. But seriously, a big massive huge Juneau thanks to everyone who got themselves a t-shirt or an EP or a poster or a signed pic (I'm lead to believe that my photos sold better than Dallas', which makes me officially the best looking dude in this band. Chalk it up). You guys have helped us out a whole damn heap. It's not cheap playing this rock star game, but we love it and you have just helped us to continue it for a while longer at least. Some day we will thank you in ways that hopefully do not include my penis...even if Pete Wentz did single penis-dly launch Fall Out Boy with that photo online. Anyway, I digress. I'm having too much fun with this. They don't normally let me loose on this blog. More on that later, though.

So, to the EP I just mentioned in that there paragraph that came before this one. It has been a nice break for us all over the past month or so after we got off our last little Illinois run, and now we are all officially back in Chicago, and ready to start on this EP. I like to think we all had fun that took us as far as possible from guitars and pop-mosh music. So what the damn heck have we all been up to, I hear you ask. I believe Dallas had himself a good old time in London, ducking and diving, going up, and more often than not going down. Although you've probably read the rumours of what that jester was up to, I am not at liberty to comment on his behalf (excuse the shifty eyes). I believe Josh and Ryan spent their time heading off to some skateboarding dealie in Los Angeles for the past two weeks. Forgive those dudes, they seem to believe they still live in 2002. I heard one of them listening to Sum 41 just a half hour ago. Jordan had less of a good time...or at least he went outside less. I believe he stayed home in his underwear with a years' supply of Doritos and enough spicy salsa to recreate Pompeii. Rumours that he masturbated more times than he ate are said to be false. By him. Although he does eat a lot. I wouldn't shake hands with that dude for a while if I was you. And then me. I had the craziest time on earth. I went on a blind date of sorts, feeling like the saddest loser this side of the Atlantic. Anyway, I was sat there expecting some chick with more hair on her arms than I have on my head to walk in when suddenly I was greeted by some....goddess. She told me she was a pop star, and even though I was sceptical, I Googled her when I got home (who said romance is dead?) and found that she was only frigging massive. You've heard of Electrodeath right? Sick! I listened to their music and it blew me away. But yeah, this chick is the hottest and sweetest girl I've ever met. I got her number too. And no, I will not share it with you. Not even for all of the tea in China. I will consider it for all the coffee in Columbia though. Nah, I'm joking. Hopefully that wasn't the last...liaison there, though.

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Shit, I just realised I totally lost my place again. I really do ramble. This must be why I never get to blog. Alright, let me take a breath. I'm gonna grab a coffee and chill. This blogging is getting me over excited. BRB...as the kids say. (HE'S GONE TO JERK OFF - Jordan). Yeah, I didn't. I went for a coffee, I promise. It's far too filthy in here to expose your skin to the open air. Anyway, yes, hi, I am now back. This blog is brought to you by the letter S....no. Stop, Kellin. This blog comes to you from the heart of Chicago, in our practice space down in Jordan's basement. It's good to be like...home again I guess. I always love when we come back here after a break, because it usually means we are all totally rejuvenated, refueled and ready to go again on getting some new work done. For now, we are working on the new EP, and I believe this is day......I wanna say...fiiiiive....that we have been in here. Things are going well. Ryan and I both came in with some fantastic ideas - very different and very conflicting, but as usual for us, that just means mashing everything together into our trademark pop-mosh crazy schizo sound. I know at this stage of the process, you guys are normally looking for info on "omg what does it all sound like?". Well....sadly we have sold out. This is going to be a choreographed, well oiled machine of a pop album. I'm getting all my tattoos lasered off and we are going to bring you the finest boyband material since Backstreet was back (alright!). No, but seriously, this is going to be an EP that breaks new ground for us. Like I said, Ry and I came into the studio with new ideas and we just ran with it. I always feel like it's totally important to not overthink things and end up with something that sounds too forced. So we're planning to put out like a five or six song EP, and at this stage we have like....2 songs partially done. I would say I love this new sound we're playing around with, but that's a lot because it's erring on the heavier side. We're still planning to have the pop-punk elements laced through this from start to finish, as we always do, but there's a lot different about it as well. The heavier parts are definitely a bit heavier. I would say those sections are closer to hardcore than they are metalcore, which totally speaks my language. To be honest, we're just having fun and relaxing into it. I love what we do and I want this to sound as organic as possible (orgasmic as well if we can manage that). But yeah, so far it's going well and although it's mostly all my influence (look out for his big head coming through), there has also been a lot of positive noise coming from Ryan, Joshy and Jordan at this point. So yeah, it's all looking good, and I just wanted to let you guys know that things are going fucking well (that's like a half step up on very well, in case you wondered). BUT...I know what you're all thinking. Where in the world is Dallas Falcone (here, enjoy a picture of Carmen Sandiego and Waldo enjoying a ChatRoulette conversation with each other while I fill you in on the details.)

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A love affair begins...

Dallastair (as I like to call him) Falcone is a rebel, you see. At this stage of the writing process, it is very very rare to see head nor tail of him and his funny little bearded face. Why? You'll have to ask him when he gets back, I guess. Personally, I would like to see more of him at this stage. Even if it's just to see what he thinks of what we've written so far. But apparently, he works best by just whirlwinding in at the last minute like a...fucking...whirlwind....and just knocking the shit out of the lyrics. The thing is, he always does it justice, and he always kills it, so we really have no grounds for complaint. Guy is my hero. But yes, he's probably at home just now with one hand in his pants and the other in a pizza box. That's the reason why you poor poor dudes and other species are having to put up with me. Normally Dallas will update, as regular readers will know, but since he has no clue how the writing sessions are going, I thought I would step up and have a go. Please feel free to let me know how I have done below. If you're nice then one day I might stroke your face like a little friendly puppy. Or a lion. I like lions a lot. Bleh, I keep going off topic. Give me a second. I need to think of a way to wrap this all up without writing "that's all folks" or some other cartoon cliche. Maybe I should finish like the news and just give like a little synopsis of everything that has been reported thus far. Ok...here I go. To sum up - Dallas is not here, I went on a date with a hot pop star, writing is going well, we sound bad ass, I went on a date with a hot pop star, Jordan very very nearly jacked himself to death the last month, and I FUCKING WENT ON A DATE WITH A SUPER HOT POP STAR. Ahem. That was the news. Eat some news.

Anyway, my lunch break is over, and my guitar is crying for me like a cat cries for warm milk on a winter morning (this is why I never write lyrics). I would say I will talk to you all again very soon, but I sense after they see this blog, everyone in Juneau may well break my fingers if I ever go near this Macbook again. Anyway, it has been a blast, and my fingers are fine. I love you all, and you are all more ace than we are ace. Peace out and more news to come before Wrestlemania. If CM Punk is not back by then, woe betide. Also we may become AFI.

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P.S. Because I know you all miss Dallas, here is a picture of his lovely peaceful face singing about flowers and daisies and cute things and stuff. Yo. Have fun. Here's Dallas. Caption competition also. Fire away.

P.P.S. If your name is McMahon, Helmsley, or indeed both, I hope your next shit is a hedgehog. Also get CM Punk back before Wrestlemania or I will let down your tires. Your choice, buddies ;) OK, here's Dallas now. Remember, caption away...

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Oscar: I may be on my way to becoming your biggest fan! Thanks for the shoutout, guys. If you're ever in London, you should swing by and hang out :)
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Erich: oh my god.i want my own Kellin. You are so entertaining and lovable.

Karoliena: brace yourselves,erich has been auditioning new male friends ever since Sam left beards and tattoos.. Yes,erich has a type.

Erich: beards are usually a sign of good nature.

Karoliena: yes,jafar,bin laden, and Charles Manson. Real good guys. The lot.

Erich: I think you just have something against beards... And Arabian guys! Jafar? Osama bin laden?! You are racist,miss verlinden!

Karoliena: pardon me for disliking a FICTIONAL character and the villian from "Aladdin".

Erich: I see what you did there,and I love it.
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Oscar: I may be on my way to becoming your biggest fan! Thanks for the shoutout, guys. If you're ever in London, you should swing by and hang out :)


Kellin: Our biggest fan? Dude you made us thousands of dollars just by tweeting about us. You are, hands down, my favourite wizard on earth. I'm literally in awe of your powers. We will give you a shout sometimes when we're around ;)
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Magie: By the time I was reading this blog, I was in the backyard, making some witchcraft in case I would find out a phone number on it... LMAO, I hope this "SUPER HOT POP STAR" still wants to hang out with you ;P


Kellin: Magie! Haha! Just as well I didn't post that number up there then huh? I did crank call you one night recently to see if the number you gave me was real or fake though....;) Nah I'm joking, I trusted ya :P I'll need to give you a call sometime, see if you fancy hanging again :P
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Magie: By the time I was reading this blog, I was in the backyard, making some witchcraft in case I would find out a phone number on it... LMAO, I hope this "SUPER HOT POP STAR" still wants to hang out with you ;P


Kellin: Magie! Haha! Just as well I didn't post that number up there then huh? I did crank call you one night recently to see if the number you gave me was real or fake though....;) Nah I'm joking, I trusted ya :P I'll need to give you a call sometime, see if you fancy hanging again :P


Magie: I'll politely answer you, I have to admit that I kind of was cling to call you back... but you know what they say, I girl can never call back after the first date, it's a dude's tHANg, but screw that, I would love to hang out with you again.
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Magie: By the time I was reading this blog, I was in the backyard, making some witchcraft in case I would find out a phone number on it... LMAO, I hope this "SUPER HOT POP STAR" still wants to hang out with you ;P


Kellin: Magie! Haha! Just as well I didn't post that number up there then huh? I did crank call you one night recently to see if the number you gave me was real or fake though....;) Nah I'm joking, I trusted ya :P I'll need to give you a call sometime, see if you fancy hanging again :P


Magie: I'll politely answer you, I have to admit that I kind of was cling to call you back... but you know what they say, I girl can never call back after the first date, it's a dude's tHANg, but screw that, I would love to hang out with you again.


Kellin: Fantastic news ;) I printed that out, just FYI, so it's like a legally binding contract or something now...so ya know, now you have to go out with me again. I'm just messing :P
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Erich: oh my god.i want my own Kellin. You are so entertaining and lovable.

Karoliena: brace yourselves,erich has been auditioning new male friends ever since Sam left beards and tattoos.. Yes,erich has a type.

Erich: beards are usually a sign of good nature.

Karoliena: yes,jafar,bin laden, and Charles Manson. Real good guys. The lot.

Erich: I think you just have something against beards... And Arabian guys! Jafar? Osama bin laden?! You are racist,miss verlinden!

Karoliena: pardon me for disliking a FICTIONAL character and the villian from "Aladdin".

Erich: I see what you did there,and I love it.


Kellin: Dammit, I knew I should have taken my man pills. I have tattoos but I'm afraid I have all the beard growing ability of a three year old girl. Also, Mr Hess I feel I should warn you about my lifestyle. You might not approve if we become friends. I'm....(whispers) straight edge. Duck and cover, right? ;)
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Magie: By the time I was reading this blog, I was in the backyard, making some witchcraft in case I would find out a phone number on it... LMAO, I hope this "SUPER HOT POP STAR" still wants to hang out with you ;P


Kellin: Magie! Haha! Just as well I didn't post that number up there then huh? I did crank call you one night recently to see if the number you gave me was real or fake though....;) Nah I'm joking, I trusted ya :P I'll need to give you a call sometime, see if you fancy hanging again :P


Magie: I'll politely answer you, I have to admit that I kind of was cling to call you back... but you know what they say, I girl can never call back after the first date, it's a dude's tHANg, but screw that, I would love to hang out with you again.


Kellin: Fantastic news ;) I printed that out, just FYI, so it's like a legally binding contract or something now...so ya know, now you have to go out with me again. I'm just messing :P


Magie: That sounds fair to me... LOL if we're gonna have a deal, you better fulfill it! I'm a picky girl.
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Erich: oh my god.i want my own Kellin. You are so entertaining and lovable.

Karoliena: brace yourselves,erich has been auditioning new male friends ever since Sam left beards and tattoos.. Yes,erich has a type.

Erich: beards are usually a sign of good nature.

Karoliena: yes,jafar,bin laden, and Charles Manson. Real good guys. The lot.

Erich: I think you just have something against beards... And Arabian guys! Jafar? Osama bin laden?! You are racist,miss verlinden!

Karoliena: pardon me for disliking a FICTIONAL character and the villian from "Aladdin".

Erich: I see what you did there,and I love it.


Kellin: Dammit, I knew I should have taken my man pills. I have tattoos but I'm afraid I have all the beard growing ability of a three year old girl. Also, Mr Hess I feel I should warn you about my lifestyle. You might not approve if we become friends. I'm....(whispers) straight edge. Duck and cover, right? ;)



erich:all the better! i am in desperate need of friends that dont partake of the chemical enhancements. not only does this leave more of said chemicals for me,it makes me less likely to use them.
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Kellin: @Magie Deal then ;) I'll definitely fulfill it. I'll need to think of something fun to do to keep you on your toes. How to you feel about pillow forts and movie nights?

@erich Excellent. Then we shall be good friends. I can feel it right in my feelings. Ps. Don't be friends with that Dallas one. There's something weird about that guy. I can sense it ;)
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