THe bitch: the Read hards had our first number one hit on South America! With out new single "Icing on the pretzel" which is one of our biggest hits ever, because we have some of the biggest tits ever! oi oi!

The song went from 14 to nr 1 in a week and then down to 19 the next week! Our last album was gonna be called "cockwork orange" and we made the album cover, but changed it to Rider's block last minute and used the Cockwork orange cover for this single!

Lyrics:

The icing pretzel

Verse 1

it's just the tip of the iceberg
the start of a new trend
a day for a daydream
a night with no end
I'm in love with nobody
nobody's in love with me
and all I have left
is this feeling of misery

Chorus

The feeling I feel
isn't very special
it's not obscene and not unreal
it's just the icing on the pretzel

Verse 2

I got kinda bummed out
when the pistols broke up
I sang yesterday
and then I toked up
my new girlfriend left me
started dating some muscled guy
I'm left with bunch of question
what, where, I'm puzzled, WHY???????

Bridge

Why on earth am I even here?
Why do I even care?
Why don't I have underwear?

Got punched in the dick

Verse 1

Tried to talk to a girl!
Got punched in the dick
tried to take on the whole wide world
Got punched in the dick
I had the cheesiest pick up line!
Got punched in the dick
Now I am hurting all the time
Got punched in the dick

Chorus

AH AH AH AI
got punched in the dick

Verse 2

My name was Hans
I got Punched in the dick
pulled out my schwanz
I got punched in the dick
I wasn't that Low Key
Got punched in the dick!
I sang karaoke
Got Punched in the dick!

Bridge

Why be so cruel?
and punch my family jewel?
My crotch is streep as Maryl
god damn, I'm going steril
PUnched in the dick
cockwork organge!