Lovin' her face!A massive crowd draws into a designated spot in the Wenatchee National Forest. The crowd waits anxiously as Police Code sets up. The finish setting up the drumset and amps and walk off stage. The owner of Saturn Records walks onto the stage and grabs a microphone "Good afternoon everyone, my name is Bryan Kobayashi, welcome to Cosmosfest. This is going to be a great three days of music. I hope a vast majority bought three day passes because the bands and artists playing are phenomenal. Before we get to the music, I want to talk a little bit, is that okay?" The crowd cheers in approval. "I'll make it quick I promise. I can't believe this is a thing, I'm not a rich man and I could just barely afford to put this on. So thanks to all my friends, fans, and music lovers who donated to help this first year be a smashing success. I shouldn't take any credit for this fest, it's all them, I'm giving them all the credit because without them, I wouldn't be able to put on such a high caliber festival. Give it up for Police Code!"
Police Code walks up on stage and do a short soundcheck. Erica walks up to the microphone "Holy shit, this is a really big turnout, we've never played a crowd this big. Make us feel welcome here at Cosmosfest! We're the first fucking band to ever play Cosmosfest, this is worth celebrating! Yes, that means audience participation, yes that means start god damn pit! We're Police Code, make some fucking noise!" The crowd erupts in cheers as fans get ready for one crazy mosh pit. Their first song starts out with Jared doing a distorted guitar riff and Erica takes the mic off of the stand
I'm not an open book
I have no best friends
The spend my time trying to figure out the means to my end
They tell me how to look
But I think they suck
Hey!
Just makes me wanna shout
(Crowd) Fuck you!
I try to make you happy
I feed you and your friends
I'm sick of trying to pretend
That my life isn't crappy
I fucking suck!
Hey!The crowd erupts in a roar of cheering "That was an old one, it's called You Suck. Especially this guy wearing a Black Flag shirt over here." She points to a man in the front wearing a Black Flag t-shirt. "Black Flag doesn't make you cool!" She laughs "Actually it does. This song is dedicated to this guy right here, what's your name?" People in the front can hear a man shout out "Garrett!"
"Alright, Garrett, this is for you."
The song starts out with drums and the band starts to go crazy on stage and the mosh pit erupts.
Tell me anything you want
I definitely can't make it happen
But I'll keep your wants close to mind as I swallow a fuckload of pills
I honestly don't give two shits about you
And your punk rock record collection
Cause when I'm laying a gutter
I'll be burning your records for a fire.
The band goes into a fast punk jam session "This fucking jam sessions for Garrett!" Erica shouts as she stage dives. Erica starts moshing and then climbs back onto the stage. "Another old one for you guys, especially for Garrett." She laughs We'll be behind the stage for a while, Garrett, I'll let you in, we can drink or something." She counts to three and they go into a slower song.
What would you say
If I saw dead people
I don't trust men well enough to tell them something like that
I'm so tired of talking without an answer.
Ohhhh Ohhh
I reap what you sew
Ohhhh
I'm so tired of talking without an answer
Did I mention how much I hate the press
And how you say you can't stand rap
I like it when I can't stand up
From all the hard liquor
We drink together
The song ends as the crowd cheers wildly. "Thanks, I like that song a lot, it's a new one. It's called Talking." She lets the crowd cheer for a little bit. "So, recently Jenny went to the Chaos Awards with her boyfriend. Awwww! They got super drunk there, I wrote this about them."
I need a real man who doesn't smoke pot
I need a real man who doesn't hate the smell of booze
I need a real man who doesn't put me down
Put me down
Strap my head to table and cut out my brains
Cause I'd let you kill me
If I actually loved you
I could stay a single woman
I don't play the white women stereotype
I need a real man who likes my band
I need a real man who likes the way I drink
I need a real man
Hey!
I need a real man
The mosh pit dies down and Erica smiles "I like this fest, you guys are fun. We've got a couple more for you." She picks up a Gibson LPJ "This is my guitar, she's the fifth member of Police Code. Her name is "Holy Fuck, I Really Really Hate Feminism. It's written on the back here." She holds up the guitar so the crowd can see. "This one is called Gnarly Moves, the only word in the song is Gnarly Moves, so you guys can sing. One two three four!"
Gnarly Moves
Gnarly Moves
Gnarly Moves
Gnarly Moves
Gnarly Moves
Hey Hey Hey Hey
Gnarly Moves
Gnarly Moves
Gnarly Moves
Gnarly Moves
Gnarly Moves
Hey Hey Hey Hey
The crowd goes wild as the finish, they now have the crowd in there hands. "Yeah, that one is awesome to play, especially at bars with a fuckton of drunk dudes who wanna mosh." She laughs "So, we haven't really toured much in our time as a band. Which is why we're really stoked to tour with the awesome Space Punk band Some Kind of mother fucking Planet. I think they're playing the fest as well. Right? Give it up for them. They're not until tomorrow but still cheer for them. I'm sure as shit they're here. Hi, Noel! It looks like we've got three more, sorry Garrett. So, this one is a brand new song, we've never played it in front of anyone. It's called I know, He Knows, She Knows."
I swallow too much pride too many times
I know
I tend to bite off more than I can chew
He knows
I like it when guys are racist fucks
Not really but she knows too well!
Do the world a favor
And cut your own head off
Cause I know you're an asshole
He wants to cut off his oxygen
He knows
She's too stuck up
She knows
Don't try and fight it!
I know, He knows, She knows!
Yeah!
*Make some fucking noise, Cosmosfest! Fuck yeah!*
I swallow too much pride too many times
I know
I tend to bite off more than I can chew
He knows
I like it when guys are racist fucks
Not really but she knows too well!
They end the song and the crowd cheers loudly again. "Hahaha, thanks guys, we have two more. I don't sing this one, Jared does. Give it up for Jared Sandoval." The crowd cheers as he walks towards the microphone
"Hey, Cosmosfest, I'm the guitarist. This song is called "Give us the Boot"
You don't understand
Why I don't like you
You think you are so cool actually you are
I have seen far more than you
I have seen far more than you
I guess you should just give us the boot
You don't understand
Why I don't like you
You think you are so cool actually you are
I've seen far more than you
The crowd starts chanting his last name "Sandoval! Sandoval! Sandoval!"
Jared laughs "Hey, thanks dudes. I'm gonna hand the mic to Erica now. I love you all."
"This is our last fucking song, it's famous one so sing along. It's called Seattle Hardcore!"
Rodger does a drum fill which leads into the song
Seattle is too hardcore
Seattle is too hardcore
Don't make me stay
It reminds me too much of the days with you.
Just put the gun to my jaw if you want me to stay here.
Cause staying here reminds me of the days with you
I don't care what you think about it
I don't wanna hear about it
Just pull back the hammer and stay out my life
Seattle is too hardcore
The crowd cheers loudly and chants their name. "Thank you all so much, we're so glad we got to kick of Cosmosfest! It's gonna be awesome, we're so happy to have this awesome opportunity. We're Police Code, next up, Sabina! She'll blow your minds! Thank you all! I can't say it enough, especially this guy Garrett. Seriously we need to hang." The band walks off stage as the crowd cheers wildly.