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tension101		#1 Posted : 31 August 2009 04:22:41(UTC)
Rank: Advanced Member Groups: Registered Joined: 12/02/2009(UTC) Posts: 1,207 Location: ...Why? Do you wanna go out or something? Was thanked: 4 time(s) in 3 post(s)		We All, as humans, have had a moment where we look back and say, "That was fucking dumb, why the fuck did do that?" What have you done that was a huge ass Fail? Mine was going out with a guy that was cheating on his girlfriend to be with me. Espessially considering that I let it drag on for 5 months. Either that, or dislocating my knee. Why the fuck did I jump off a house and not expect to hurt my leg somehow? That was fucking retarded.
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stephaniewazhere		#2 Posted : 31 August 2009 04:24:11(UTC)
Rank: Advanced Member Groups: Registered Joined: 21/02/2009(UTC) Posts: 18,252 Thanks: 6248 times Was thanked: 7557 time(s) in 3439 post(s)		My biggest fail is starting a life in Orlando Florida where no family members except for my sister live here.
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xNightsidex		#3 Posted : 31 August 2009 05:26:06(UTC)
Rank: Advanced Member Groups: Moderators, Registered Joined: 11/02/2009(UTC) Posts: 2,519 Location: London Thanks: 4 times Was thanked: 20 time(s) in 20 post(s)		I do not fail.
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Aj		#4 Posted : 31 August 2009 05:35:09(UTC)
Rank: Advanced Member Groups: Registered Joined: 16/02/2009(UTC) Posts: 2,543 Location: Jamaica Thanks: 27 times Was thanked: 34 time(s) in 28 post(s)		I fail a lot. Biggest one though? Probebly coming on here. It takes far too much of my time, and I'm actually starting to think you guys are real. Never mind liking you though. Raphaela's the only one to have broken into my circle of trust and oh god how I regret it. Topics of how blood sexually excite her will haunt me forever.... AND THEN, she said that she's prefer some greasy haired weirdo who likes to cover himself in fake blood aka tommy sauce, to RUBEN MOTHER FUCKING CORTADA!!!! SHES CRAZY!!!!!
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The Nimrods		#5 Posted : 31 August 2009 06:48:52(UTC)
Rank: Advanced Member Groups: Registered Joined: 19/02/2009(UTC) Posts: 3,717 Location: home Thanks: 3 times Was thanked: 59 time(s) in 36 post(s)		My biggest fail probably happened yesterday morning.On Friday or rather, Saturday morning I got REALLY REALLY baked.I don't remember what happened after that but I woke up naked next to a bottle of lotion.
		The Nimrods (Progressive Death Metal,Progressive Metal,Progressive Rock.Think Opeth/Dream Theater/Tool/Pink Floyd) Jimmy Him- Lead Guitar,Vocals,Primary Songwriter Davey Matlock- Bass,Guitars,Vocals,Primary Songwriter Kit Saunders- Drums,additional percussion Jaska Latvala- Rhythm Guitar,Vocals,Primary Songwriter Jack Burton- Keyboards,Keytar Satyr in the Frost(Melodic Black Metal,think Satyricon/Mayhem/Early Dimmu Borgir/Immortal) Sigmund-Vocals and Rhythm guitar Celt-Drums Saxon-Lead Guitar Sauron-Keyboard Gris-Bass Rincewind wrote: The Nimrods wrote: I knew you'd be back! cries now now, hugs and steals wallet xNightsidex wrote: Oops I stumbled over and hit the "extend ban" button. Gildermershina wrote: The Nimrods wrote: xNightsidex wrote: Sooo... What's everyone else do in the real world? Sell pot and jerk off JK, or am i? At the same time? Rincewind wrote: Synxhard wrote: I don't believe in jeans... well your shit out of luck because they believe in you.....


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The Nimrods		#6 Posted : 31 August 2009 06:49:54(UTC)
Rank: Advanced Member Groups: Registered Joined: 19/02/2009(UTC) Posts: 3,717 Location: home Thanks: 3 times Was thanked: 59 time(s) in 36 post(s)		Aj wrote: I fail a lot. Biggest one though? Probebly coming on here. It takes far too much of my time, and I'm actually starting to think you guys are real. Never mind liking you though. Raphaela's the only one to have broken into my circle of trust and oh god how I regret it. Topics of how blood sexually excite her will haunt me forever.... AND THEN, she said that she's prefer some greasy haired weirdo who likes to cover himself in fake blood aka tommy sauce, to RUBEN MOTHER FUCKING CORTADA!!!! SHES CRAZY!!!!! Rapha's my bitch, back off. :p. I thought I was in your circle of trust!
		The Nimrods (Progressive Death Metal,Progressive Metal,Progressive Rock.Think Opeth/Dream Theater/Tool/Pink Floyd) Jimmy Him- Lead Guitar,Vocals,Primary Songwriter Davey Matlock- Bass,Guitars,Vocals,Primary Songwriter Kit Saunders- Drums,additional percussion Jaska Latvala- Rhythm Guitar,Vocals,Primary Songwriter Jack Burton- Keyboards,Keytar Satyr in the Frost(Melodic Black Metal,think Satyricon/Mayhem/Early Dimmu Borgir/Immortal) Sigmund-Vocals and Rhythm guitar Celt-Drums Saxon-Lead Guitar Sauron-Keyboard Gris-Bass Rincewind wrote: The Nimrods wrote: I knew you'd be back! cries now now, hugs and steals wallet xNightsidex wrote: Oops I stumbled over and hit the "extend ban" button. Gildermershina wrote: The Nimrods wrote: xNightsidex wrote: Sooo... What's everyone else do in the real world? Sell pot and jerk off JK, or am i? At the same time? Rincewind wrote: Synxhard wrote: I don't believe in jeans... well your shit out of luck because they believe in you.....


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stephaniewazhere		#7 Posted : 31 August 2009 06:50:16(UTC)
Rank: Advanced Member Groups: Registered Joined: 21/02/2009(UTC) Posts: 18,252 Thanks: 6248 times Was thanked: 7557 time(s) in 3439 post(s)		Ughhhhhhhhhhhhh, you guys are so gross!!! I'm officially a lesbian!
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The Nimrods		#8 Posted : 31 August 2009 06:52:42(UTC)
Rank: Advanced Member Groups: Registered Joined: 19/02/2009(UTC) Posts: 3,717 Location: home Thanks: 3 times Was thanked: 59 time(s) in 36 post(s)		stephaniewazhere wrote: Ughhhhhhhhhhhhh, you guys are so gross!!! I'm officially a lesbian! Really?AJ GET THE CAMERA!
		The Nimrods (Progressive Death Metal,Progressive Metal,Progressive Rock.Think Opeth/Dream Theater/Tool/Pink Floyd) Jimmy Him- Lead Guitar,Vocals,Primary Songwriter Davey Matlock- Bass,Guitars,Vocals,Primary Songwriter Kit Saunders- Drums,additional percussion Jaska Latvala- Rhythm Guitar,Vocals,Primary Songwriter Jack Burton- Keyboards,Keytar Satyr in the Frost(Melodic Black Metal,think Satyricon/Mayhem/Early Dimmu Borgir/Immortal) Sigmund-Vocals and Rhythm guitar Celt-Drums Saxon-Lead Guitar Sauron-Keyboard Gris-Bass Rincewind wrote: The Nimrods wrote: I knew you'd be back! cries now now, hugs and steals wallet xNightsidex wrote: Oops I stumbled over and hit the "extend ban" button. Gildermershina wrote: The Nimrods wrote: xNightsidex wrote: Sooo... What's everyone else do in the real world? Sell pot and jerk off JK, or am i? At the same time? Rincewind wrote: Synxhard wrote: I don't believe in jeans... well your shit out of luck because they believe in you.....


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stephaniewazhere		#9 Posted : 31 August 2009 06:55:45(UTC)
Rank: Advanced Member Groups: Registered Joined: 21/02/2009(UTC) Posts: 18,252 Thanks: 6248 times Was thanked: 7557 time(s) in 3439 post(s)		The Nimrods wrote: stephaniewazhere wrote: Ughhhhhhhhhhhhh, you guys are so gross!!! I'm officially a lesbian! Really?AJ GET THE CAMERA! UGhhhhhhhhhh I'm officially straight again.
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xNightsidex		#10 Posted : 31 August 2009 07:02:11(UTC)
Rank: Advanced Member Groups: Moderators, Registered Joined: 11/02/2009(UTC) Posts: 2,519 Location: London Thanks: 4 times Was thanked: 20 time(s) in 20 post(s)		LOL. And Nimrods, you got raped.
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The Nimrods		#11 Posted : 31 August 2009 07:05:12(UTC)
Rank: Advanced Member Groups: Registered Joined: 19/02/2009(UTC) Posts: 3,717 Location: home Thanks: 3 times Was thanked: 59 time(s) in 36 post(s)		xNightsidex wrote: LOL. And Nimrods, you got raped. I got raped?Now I'm sad.Actually me and my friends joked about me being raped in my sleep yesterday.
		The Nimrods (Progressive Death Metal,Progressive Metal,Progressive Rock.Think Opeth/Dream Theater/Tool/Pink Floyd) Jimmy Him- Lead Guitar,Vocals,Primary Songwriter Davey Matlock- Bass,Guitars,Vocals,Primary Songwriter Kit Saunders- Drums,additional percussion Jaska Latvala- Rhythm Guitar,Vocals,Primary Songwriter Jack Burton- Keyboards,Keytar Satyr in the Frost(Melodic Black Metal,think Satyricon/Mayhem/Early Dimmu Borgir/Immortal) Sigmund-Vocals and Rhythm guitar Celt-Drums Saxon-Lead Guitar Sauron-Keyboard Gris-Bass Rincewind wrote: The Nimrods wrote: I knew you'd be back! cries now now, hugs and steals wallet xNightsidex wrote: Oops I stumbled over and hit the "extend ban" button. Gildermershina wrote: The Nimrods wrote: xNightsidex wrote: Sooo... What's everyone else do in the real world? Sell pot and jerk off JK, or am i? At the same time? Rincewind wrote: Synxhard wrote: I don't believe in jeans... well your shit out of luck because they believe in you.....


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stephaniewazhere		#12 Posted : 31 August 2009 07:06:50(UTC)
Rank: Advanced Member Groups: Registered Joined: 21/02/2009(UTC) Posts: 18,252 Thanks: 6248 times Was thanked: 7557 time(s) in 3439 post(s)		The Nimrods wrote: xNightsidex wrote: LOL. And Nimrods, you got raped. I got raped?Now I'm sad.Actually me and my friends joked about me being raped in my sleep yesterday. Yep, you got raped, badly.
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The Nimrods		#13 Posted : 31 August 2009 07:14:13(UTC)
Rank: Advanced Member Groups: Registered Joined: 19/02/2009(UTC) Posts: 3,717 Location: home Thanks: 3 times Was thanked: 59 time(s) in 36 post(s)		stephaniewazhere wrote: The Nimrods wrote: xNightsidex wrote: LOL. And Nimrods, you got raped. I got raped?Now I'm sad.Actually me and my friends joked about me being raped in my sleep yesterday. Yep, you got raped, badly. By whom?Seeing as I woke up with morning wood I'm going to assume I was used.
		The Nimrods (Progressive Death Metal,Progressive Metal,Progressive Rock.Think Opeth/Dream Theater/Tool/Pink Floyd) Jimmy Him- Lead Guitar,Vocals,Primary Songwriter Davey Matlock- Bass,Guitars,Vocals,Primary Songwriter Kit Saunders- Drums,additional percussion Jaska Latvala- Rhythm Guitar,Vocals,Primary Songwriter Jack Burton- Keyboards,Keytar Satyr in the Frost(Melodic Black Metal,think Satyricon/Mayhem/Early Dimmu Borgir/Immortal) Sigmund-Vocals and Rhythm guitar Celt-Drums Saxon-Lead Guitar Sauron-Keyboard Gris-Bass Rincewind wrote: The Nimrods wrote: I knew you'd be back! cries now now, hugs and steals wallet xNightsidex wrote: Oops I stumbled over and hit the "extend ban" button. Gildermershina wrote: The Nimrods wrote: xNightsidex wrote: Sooo... What's everyone else do in the real world? Sell pot and jerk off JK, or am i? At the same time? Rincewind wrote: Synxhard wrote: I don't believe in jeans... well your shit out of luck because they believe in you.....


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forkboy		#14 Posted : 31 August 2009 07:14:40(UTC)
Rank: Advanced Member Groups: Registered Joined: 05/03/2009(UTC) Posts: 3,255 Location: Glasgow Thanks: 34 times Was thanked: 107 time(s) in 82 post(s)		I've fucked up far too many things in life to merely single out one standout moment. Well, one comes to mind really but it's not one I'll go spreading around the internet.



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Raphaela		#15 Posted : 31 August 2009 07:33:57(UTC)
Rank: Advanced Member Groups: Registered Joined: 11/02/2009(UTC) Posts: 2,166 Location: A place with iguanas Thanks: 37 times Was thanked: 99 time(s) in 63 post(s)		The Nimrods wrote: Aj wrote: I fail a lot. Biggest one though? Probebly coming on here. It takes far too much of my time, and I'm actually starting to think you guys are real. Never mind liking you though. Raphaela's the only one to have broken into my circle of trust and oh god how I regret it. Topics of how blood sexually excite her will haunt me forever.... AND THEN, she said that she's prefer some greasy haired weirdo who likes to cover himself in fake blood aka tommy sauce, to RUBEN MOTHER FUCKING CORTADA!!!! SHES CRAZY!!!!! Rapha's my bitch, back off. :p. I thought I was in your circle of trust! LOLOLOL. I'm no one's bitch except for Gerard Way and Maldita's singer. I have so many fails I can't even remember the best one. Probably in 2007 when I tried to jump off a water fountain to a pool and fell outside the pool, twisting my foot :(
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Taylr		#16 Posted : 31 August 2009 07:38:43(UTC)
Rank: Advanced Member Groups: Registered Joined: 15/02/2009(UTC) Posts: 4,863 Location: I'm right here Thanks: 89 times Was thanked: 133 time(s) in 73 post(s)		Aj wrote: I fail a lot. Biggest one though? Probebly coming on here. It takes far too much of my time, and I'm actually starting to think you guys are real. Never mind liking you though. Raphaela's the only one to have broken into my circle of trust and oh god how I regret it. Topics of how blood sexually excite her will haunt me forever.... AND THEN, she said that she's prefer some greasy haired weirdo who likes to cover himself in fake blood aka tommy sauce, to RUBEN MOTHER FUCKING CORTADA!!!! SHES CRAZY!!!!! I'm real biatch! :P


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bikz		#17 Posted : 31 August 2009 07:40:14(UTC)
Rank: Advanced Member Groups: Moderators, Registered Joined: 11/02/2009(UTC) Posts: 6,039 Location: Bikiribati Thanks: 129 times Was thanked: 94 time(s) in 78 post(s)		The Nimrods wrote: By whom? The lotion, Nimrod (or whatever your name is, I keep forgetting), THE LOTION! IT RAPED YOU! My biggest fails were getting engaged. Both times were fails of the epic variety. One was Pooka who cried like a baby over everything and does not sound like Lewis (he was fit though, and good in bed too), the other was Mad James .... yeh, that one. Damn, I'm glad I never got married.
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xNightsidex		#18 Posted : 31 August 2009 07:41:14(UTC)
Rank: Advanced Member Groups: Moderators, Registered Joined: 11/02/2009(UTC) Posts: 2,519 Location: London Thanks: 4 times Was thanked: 20 time(s) in 20 post(s)		bikz wrote: The Nimrods wrote: By whom? The lotion, Nimrod (or whatever your name is, I keep forgetting), THE LOTION! IT RAPED YOU! My biggest fails were getting engaged. Both times were fails of the epic variety. One was Pooka who cried like a baby over everything and does not sound like Lewis (he was fit though, and good in bed too), the other was Mad James .... yeh, that one. Damn, I'm glad I never got married. was that in reference to the part in brackets? ;)
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The Nimrods		#19 Posted : 31 August 2009 07:42:24(UTC)
Rank: Advanced Member Groups: Registered Joined: 19/02/2009(UTC) Posts: 3,717 Location: home Thanks: 3 times Was thanked: 59 time(s) in 36 post(s)		bikz wrote: The Nimrods wrote: By whom? The lotion, Nimrod (or whatever your name is, I keep forgetting), THE LOTION! IT RAPED YOU! My biggest fails were getting engaged. Both times were fails of the epic variety. One was Pooka who cried like a baby over everything and does not sound like Lewis (he was fit though, and good in bed too), the other was Mad James .... yeh, that one. Damn, I'm glad I never got married. My lotion raped me.WHY!I used it so well!Is Mad James the one that TWB was gonna kick teh arse of?And my name is Ryland (Rye-lend)
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bikz		#20 Posted : 31 August 2009 07:45:14(UTC)
Rank: Advanced Member Groups: Moderators, Registered Joined: 11/02/2009(UTC) Posts: 6,039 Location: Bikiribati Thanks: 129 times Was thanked: 94 time(s) in 78 post(s)		The Nimrods wrote: My lotion raped me.WHY!I used it so well!Is Mad James the one that TWB was gonna kick teh arse of?And my name is Ryland (Rye-lend) Never trust lotion, Ryland. You never know what it'll do to you. And yup, same Mad J.
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